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FUNNY belma quotes!

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with new chat log at http://b.attle.info/chat/ you cane just copy paste funey stuff that hapen ingame

oh and btw, paste em hier!

an example:
Sun 16th Sep 2007 14:43:48 <Bjorn> im the best
Sun 16th Sep 2007 14:43:55 <Jappe2> no, you suck
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Your signature is funny! :)
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Great zweq! How did you learn it? I needed it, thanks.
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Sun 16th Sep 2007 17:44:31 <Dalione> IM END !! jeah :D

i guess we'll get lots more of these in teh near future.
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<strus> chuj wszystkim anglikom w dupe!!!!

= ~fuck all Englishmen in the ass

those polish nabs think that everybody who uses English gotta be English? :lol:
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Post by Xiphias »

<MorgaN> can i transport my internals from elma1.2 to belma ???/

laughed so much at teh :lol:
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n1 =D
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Sun 16th Sep 2007 22:40:18 <umiz> i drive like a little girl

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Zweq wrote:Sun 16th Sep 2007 22:40:18 <umiz> i drive like a little girl

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<Mochi> O can sse peoplles!|
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Someone told me (Think it was BarTek) that zweq had quit elma. And I guess if that´s true (Can´t see why BarTek would lie) zweq is very active for a quit kuski.

Maybe most active mopolautauser atm?

Zweq, you you start to use you zz end long ago? And did you start using it cause you thought it was easier or because you thought it was faster?
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Post by Lukazz »

i don't think that zweq uses any trick because he finds it easier! ziggy end bounce should be like 4/5 for someone like zweq
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Post by Ramone »

if he use the style he use in his wr he can´t make it 4/5
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look closer and you´ll see why.

why should not zweq use it cause he finds it easier? If its equally fast but easier. Yet zweq said many times how much trouble he has/had with middle bounce. why try soemthings harder (you yourself) if it´s not faster?
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I tried that new end (proved 0,3 faster in train lev) because it was a fucked up ride
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<Fixxxer> u guys dont think u got any power becoz u made this belma
<Fixxxer> if we dont play u aint nothing
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Post by Ramone »

zweq, could you gimme that trainlev with your times in ít? (if still got it?)
no need for recs... I did 16:68 in trainlev with your end but can´t know if startposition is the same =)

btw zweq, your start was fun. I expected something max hard but fun and not that hard. =)
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ramone going for wr?
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why is that discussion in a belma quotes topic.
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Sun 23rd Sep 2007 07:53:08 <Mochi> akb how come you are so good?
Sun 23rd Sep 2007 07:55:53 <AKB> because i am not bad
Sun 23rd Sep 2007 07:56:00 <ExTeC> =)) lol
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a gay, natfun quote >:I
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Sla wrote:ramone going for wr?
no, not at all.

Might try in future though. I know I can get wr if I play but I am just curious to see his times in trainlev.

If I´d play for wr it would be Upside Down. And accualyl I kinda played abit for wr but then after EDQ came and style got public lost interest... but I did few tries yesterday and accually did one ride where I leaded tor after the hang but of course (as always) fucked it up =))

Upside down funniest internal atm. (Damn, of topic/wrong Thread)

I am kinda happy. Or something.
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Plus: ZZ is damn fucking cp level with stupid bounces and brutals and its bongo hard.

Hardest part is uphill. fast uphill and turn is SUCH hard
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19:11:32 <tela> help me do alo in uphill battle
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ramone wrote:Plus: ZZ is damn fucking cp level with stupid bounces and brutals and its bongo hard.
I guess that is what actually makes you love the level :P
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dz wrote:
ramone wrote:Plus: ZZ is damn fucking cp level with stupid bounces and brutals and its bongo hard.
I guess that is what actually makes you love the level :P
Well.. don´t like it atm. But ok, it is Max level. Still are new variations and wr will eventually be improved but quite alot :D
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Xiphias wrote:19:11:32 <tela> help me do alo in uphill battle
damez, cant press button over internet:/
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and plz ramone change topic ;C
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Raven wrote:and plz ramone change topic ;C
Maybe I need a ban?
People that can´t behave might be some punishment?
I might be one of those misbehavers.
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nooo, not banes.

Just change teh place..

not offending :*
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what fucking topic are you talking about?
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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and i was there too.... yes, two times
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<Jappe2> 1millisecond before end
<AKB> maybe you should started hoyling 1 millisecond earlier :o
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20:41:01 <milagros> mochi - you problem is you cant see anyone or it disconnects?
20:41:11 <Mochi> yea
20:41:24 <Axil20> yea isnt a good anwser.
20:41:28 <milagros> yea what
20:41:28 <Axil20> lol
20:41:32 <Mochi> yes..
20:41:55 <milagros> A or B ? yes
20:42:01 <Mochi> >
20:42:04 <Mochi> ?
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Post by FW »

Psycho on being flamed for starting old level called "forzweq.lev"

15:50:22 <Jappe2> isnt this old level?
15:50:29 <Deadnes> Yes.
15:50:32 <Deadnes> Bad old
15:50:41 <j0k> abort?
15:50:42 <Jappe2> psycho you cant start the same one twice
15:51:19 <Deadnes> Abort
15:51:21 <psycho> but zweq was not online the last time

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Post by Lukazz »

lol nice one xD
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Indeed, that one was fuuny :)
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Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:18 <zhadowjohn> no it wasnt timse who that its unenjoyable
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:30 <Timse> no i didint
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:38 <zhadowjohn> its didnt
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:44 <zhadowjohn> asshole
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Antz wrote:
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:18 <zhadowjohn> no it wasnt timse who that its unenjoyable
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:30 <Timse> no i didint
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:38 <zhadowjohn> its didnt
Fri 5th Oct 2007 13:19:44 <zhadowjohn> asshole
this was just LOL
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Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:03:43 <AKB> you need grav apl from other side of lev, then bounce off the wal
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:03:51 <AKB> then ride along the roof and up to here
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:04:50 <jack_p> ok im comming
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:06:10 <AKB> that's it!
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:06:14 <AKB> now don't DIE
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:06:54 <jack_p> almost there
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:07:40 <AKB> you get sent 100 bucks online if you email the rec to mue@aol.com
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:07:59 <jack_p> im there were r u
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:08:20 <AKB> i used a teleport to go to tag
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:12:56 <jack_p> i sent it
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:13:32 <AKB> now he's get back to you in about 10-30 days
Sun 7th Oct 2007 08:13:46 <AKB> brb, i'm just going to to lauta
sorry about this quote, but it's just sorta a "have to" post when you realise how gullible some people really are.
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here's a cute one:
Sun 7th Oct 2007 19:07:20 <Jappe2> jaytea only whanges small hoylas so he can use his tune coz
Sun 7th Oct 2007 19:07:21 <Jappe2> no skill
he figured out that i rely on my incredible laptop tune :O
im pretty good at elma
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Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:55:50 <bivan> lets tell this elma programmer to do this
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:55:54 <veezay> hey, that's nat a bad idea
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:04 <veezay> why tell balazs anything
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:07 <veezay> he doesn't care
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:17 <bivan> i mean migarlos
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:22 <Xiphias> HAHAHAHAHA
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:25 <veezay> eyah migarlos, right
Tue 9th Oct 2007 19:56:32 <veezay> at least you got all teh letters right
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better nick even 8)
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poor bivan, got banned:/
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milagros wrote:poor bivan, got banned:/
O'ya, gotta be careful spelling migarlos from now on.
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how fast inet I need to get to be able to use belma?

is 2 mbit ok?
or need 8? 24???
I will order inet soon and it could be fun to use belma cause normal battles seems dead.
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ramone wrote:how fast inet I need to get to be able to use belma?

is 2 mbit ok?
or need 8? 24???
I will order inet soon and it could be fun to use belma cause normal battles seems dead.
works fine with max lame inet, even with doalup playable (as some russians said)
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milagros wrote:
ramone wrote:how fast inet I need to get to be able to use belma?

is 2 mbit ok?
or need 8? 24???
I will order inet soon and it could be fun to use belma cause normal battles seems dead.
works fine with max lame inet, even with doalup playable (as some russians said)
must admit.. that was a funny belma quote :roll:
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Ontopic
18:53:33 <Rust> HELP! It is can't to connect the server...(((
=D
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hahahahahha :D Nice :)
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