FUNNY belma quotes!

undient · Post by **undient** » 16 Oct 2007, 19:26

Cannot resist -->

Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:11 <Zweq> I saw a girl once
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:14 <FW> omg
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:16 <FW> sick
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:17 <8> omg pro
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:29 <FW> how was it/
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:47 <Zweq> then she looked in my eyes and asked
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:49 <Zweq> WANNA FAK?
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:46:07 <Xiphias> and you said orka.. gonna play some elma

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 17 Oct 2007, 00:18

Best quote I ever seen!

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 17 Oct 2007, 03:55

Wed 17th Oct 2007 04:39:40 <ice> this is probably the greatest level ever made
Wed 17th Oct 2007 04:39:44 <ice> my opinion
Wed 17th Oct 2007 04:39:54 <Devin> is this the only lev you have played?
Wed 17th Oct 2007 04:40:00 <ice> yes

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 17 Oct 2007, 03:58

argh... can't delete...

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 17 Oct 2007, 12:49

<dahaus> i think lvls are good

<Juhppi> Why ElastoMania doesnt are realistic??!!!??

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 21 Oct 2007, 12:10

<angstriddengnome> how do I find replay files?
<Jonkka> How do you mean, where they are stored on your computer or on the net?
<The_BoneLESS> Check here : http://www.moposite.com/downloads_replays.php
<Henrique> Where I can find replay files?
<illlegal> I HAVE NO REPLAYS MY VERSION OF THIS GAME IS BULL****, IT DONT SAVE REPLAYS
<tommyboy57> I have an awesome replay where the two wheels of the bike are stretched to a huge length, using a level a designed.
<Nuker> who has more replays? exept from moposite? i would really enjoyed waching

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 21 Oct 2007, 14:46

noobs are fun : )

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 21 Oct 2007, 14:46

15:38:44 <GhostRider> jaytea are you profesional elma player

:)

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 21 Oct 2007, 19:10

Mats wrote:<angstriddengnome> how do I find replay files?
<Jonkka> How do you mean, where they are stored on your computer or on the net?
<The_BoneLESS> Check here : http://www.moposite.com/downloads_replays.php
<Henrique> Where I can find replay files?
<illlegal> I HAVE NO REPLAYS MY VERSION OF THIS GAME IS BULL****, IT DONT SAVE REPLAYS
<tommyboy57> I have an awesome replay where the two wheels of the bike are stretched to a huge length, using a level a designed.
<Nuker> who has more replays? exept from moposite? i would really enjoyed waching

whats that from? dont think i've seen even one of those people on belma

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 21 Oct 2007, 19:40

if i remember correctly, wasn't it in some problem topic on Lauta ? Cause i've never used Belma so, i would clearly doubt it's a belma quote...

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 21 Oct 2007, 19:54

No problem, I will order axxu to move this post to the proper thread.

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 22 Oct 2007, 15:40

yeah, sorry It's not a belma quote

wjelo · Post by **wjelo** » 22 Oct 2007, 20:19

so maybe consider telling us where the fuck is it from? ur head?

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 23 Oct 2007, 15:34

It's actually a qoute from elastomaniac, but I don't know were on the site because it's an old post.

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 25 Oct 2007, 04:13

said randomly:

<beeeton> lada moment i destroy my claw fucking shit why you did yo my fuck

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 25 Oct 2007, 16:18

<Mrwiseguy> these levels i fucking hard and boring

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 25 Oct 2007, 18:43

19:42:15 <osuuj> lost is best serial 4ever

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 28 Oct 2007, 19:31

19:24:12 <Pudel> my friend umiz know he is sitting between me

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 28 Oct 2007, 19:44

8-ball wrote:19:24:12 <Pudel> my friend umiz know he is sitting between me

haha watehel, sach rofled

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 28 Oct 2007, 21:49

8-ball wrote:19:24:12 <Pudel> my friend umiz know he is sitting between me

hmm, after that pudel said that he is umiz's little brother.

so is he umiz's friend or brother?

umiz · Post by **umiz** » 28 Oct 2007, 22:05

Raven wrote:
8-ball wrote:19:24:12 <Pudel> my friend umiz know he is sitting between me
hmm, after that pudel said that he is umiz's little brother.

so is he umiz's friend or brother?

I have no little brother.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Oct 2007, 22:47

but you do har a buttfriend it seems ;D

umiz · Post by **umiz** » 28 Oct 2007, 22:51

tijsjoris wrote:but you do har a buttfriend it seems ;D

seems to be so, i think someone is jealous, tijsshhhhyboi

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Oct 2007, 22:52

Of the course I'm veary jealous on your buttfriend, you obviously have have no hassle anymore on finding out who is the pain in your arse.

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 29 Oct 2007, 16:46

he still may be older brother

umiz · Post by **umiz** » 30 Oct 2007, 14:21

tijsjoris wrote:Of the course I'm veary jealous on your buttfriend, you obviously have have no hassle anymore on finding out who is the pain in your arse.

you talk alot of shit moron

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 30 Oct 2007, 16:30

I hope that was a pun, otherwise you can't stand proper jokes.

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 30 Oct 2007, 17:51

post quotes only you fucking retards (including me) so I don't have to check your useless posts everytime

umiz · Post by **umiz** » 30 Oct 2007, 20:24

tijsjoris wrote:I hope that was a pun, otherwise you can't stand proper jokes.

Ofcourse! Or?!?!

8D

Zweq wrote:post quotes only you fucking retards (including me) so I don't have to check your useless posts everytime

Okej I will obey your orders Master Zweq, or?!?!?

8D

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 3 Nov 2007, 15:32

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Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:17	<Jappe2>	where u from ulaanaa?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:29	<Ulaanaa>	:((
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:35	<Ulaanaa>	Mongolia
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:39	<Xiphias>	haha..
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:41	<Xiphias>	a Mongo
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:43	<Xiphias>	xD
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:44	<Smibu>	lol
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:47	<Ulaanaa>	cuz i don't understand you I'm sorry
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:23:57	<Jappe2>	ok, apologise accepted ulaanaa
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:24:12	<Ulaanaa>	hehe
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:24:31	<Jappe2>	what language they speak in mongolia ulaanaa?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:24:44	<Ulaanaa>	Mongolian language
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:24:47	<Xiphias>	mongo
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:24:54	<Ulaanaa>	Most people know Russia language
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:25:19	<Ulaanaa>	I know Russia language English Japan Viet-Nam
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:25:27	<Ulaanaa>	and Mongolia
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:25:27	<Jappe2>	how can they have internet connections in mongolia?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:25:43	<Jappe2>	are you the son of village elder?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:26:03	<Ulaanaa>	you mean Ling of Mongolia?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:26:10	<Ulaanaa>	link*
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:26:31	<Jappe2>	i mean, didnt know mongolia has intener connection
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:27:07	<Ulaanaa>	in Mongolia have internet connection
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:27:20	<Jappe2>	how?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:27:24	<Jappe2>	are you rich?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:27:33	<Ulaanaa>	maybe :D
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:27:59	<Raven>	loan me 10000 plz
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:03	<Jappe2>	i could move to mongolia with my wellfare money and live likeKing
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:15	<Jappe2>	10000 in mongolian money is like 10 cents raven
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:19	<Xiphias>	omfg.. couldn't finish in thime
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:22	<Ulaanaa>	i only play elma in mongolia
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:29	<Smibu>	i warn you, i have bad rec
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:34	<Raven>	loan me 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 plz
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:35	<Ulaanaa>	i think so
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:48	<Ulaanaa>	hey Raven what are you talking about?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:28:48	<Jappe2>	was nice to meet you ulaanaa
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:29:02	<Raven>	money, ulaanaa
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:29:02	<Ulaanaa>	Yeah Jappe2
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:29:07	<Ulaanaa>	lol Raven
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:29:52	<Ulaanaa>	in Mongolia have vry nice mountans
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:05	<Xiphias>	in Mongolian have cows?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:13	<Ulaanaa>	yeah
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:19	<Ulaanaa>	a lot of cows
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:22	<Raven>	shemales?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:29	<Ulaanaa>	ye
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:34	<Xiphias>	in Mongolian has Cheeze?
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:42	<Ulaanaa>	lol yeah sure
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:52	<Xiphias>	My Englesh bad too
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:30:57	<Ulaanaa>	it's very tastli
Sat 3rd Nov 2007 15:31:04	<Ulaanaa>	cool you same me

Just a minor part of it.. Omfg I was rofling all the way =P Last line made me ROLFMAOCOPTERZORWOOOOT

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 3 Nov 2007, 15:35

Was kinda funny until the end, which was max funey

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 3 Nov 2007, 15:46

ye Ulaanaa is (unintentionally) funny

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 3 Nov 2007, 23:18

Xiphias wrote:Just a minor part of it.. Omfg I was rofling all the way =P Last line made me ROLFMAOCOPTERZORWOOOOT

What is mean? :---DDD

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 4 Nov 2007, 00:21

Haha that was very ROFL

WkE · Post by **WkE** » 4 Nov 2007, 02:00

OMFG lol... should have asked her "why do you guys keep attacking City Wok??"

Mats · Post by **Mats** » 4 Nov 2007, 13:38

13:35:21 <DaHandy> Zweq: Are you the real Zweq??
13:35:28 <Zweq> no
13:35:35 <Zweq> I hacked zweqs comp and stole password
13:35:46 <DaHandy> ok, then u are an asshole

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 4 Nov 2007, 13:43

OMG

the clock was almost 1337

oh, and fanni quote

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 5 Nov 2007, 07:25

that was quite LOL quote those last two....

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 5 Nov 2007, 17:33

17:30:33 <Uncensored> whatS happen ??????xD why zweq arent first

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 15 Dec 2007, 18:55

<D> ask me plz how much
<D> hamburger cost in your counry

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 15 Dec 2007, 19:02

whate?

I just lost 10% of my brain function

welle · Post by **welle** » 19 Dec 2007, 19:27

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<zywor> hey veezay i remember your big penis
<zywor> how do you do it?
<veezay> lots of masturbating and seeking for limits
<veezay> you also need good fantasies, therefore good imagination
<veezay> fantasy orgasms and pron orgasms vary a great deal
<veezay> i also do constant touching of penis and balls
<veezay> also eat teh ejaculation
<veezay> it's got lots of energy because of protein and sach
<Jappe2> true
<welle> it's disgusting
<veezay> is nat :O
<veezay> teh love
<veezay> teh satisfaction
<Kowal> new?

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 19 Dec 2007, 23:15

that was very ROFL!

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 20 Dec 2007, 09:43

eating ejaculation = no.

veezay · Post by **veezay** » 20 Dec 2007, 15:40

A.K.B. wrote:eating ejaculation = no.

very many yes!

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 29 Dec 2007, 01:48

undient wrote:Cannot resist -->

Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:11 <Zweq> I saw a girl once
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:14 <FW> omg
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:16 <FW> sick
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:17 <8> omg pro
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:29 <FW> how was it/
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:47 <Zweq> then she looked in my eyes and asked
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:45:49 <Zweq> WANNA FAK?
Thu 11th Oct 2007 21:46:07 <Xiphias> and you said orka.. gonna play some elma

i STILL lol every time i see this...

Scruffy the janitor · Post by **Scruffy the janitor** » 16 Jan 2008, 18:51

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<are> maybe was a bug time? :D
<yanizzz> whats a bugtime?
<kuri> summer

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 16 Jan 2008, 19:02

lol, winter is a bugtime when you're in south of Earth in july, haha

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 16 Jan 2008, 20:08

To be honest I really dont think got that joke.

gimp · Post by **gimp** » 29 Jan 2008, 03:55

<Pab> zomblos press insert for chat unhidden

i dont think i need to elaborate on this much