If we had just 5 minutes to live...

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 27 Dec 2007, 02:27

... and you knew this for CERTAIN.

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 27 Dec 2007, 02:31

heroin better than sex in short term?

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 27 Dec 2007, 02:33

milagros wrote:heroin better than sex in short term?

Almost certainly, but I'm asking you to be realistic. How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin, not to mention the needle required to inject it, and enjoy its effects?

Scruffy the janitor · Post by **Scruffy the janitor** » 27 Dec 2007, 05:33

sierra wrote:

How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin

you live in england, how likely is it that you find an attractive woman in 5 mins? if i were you id go for the heroin

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 28 Dec 2007, 07:22

heahloh sierra

i would wrap myself in express post and take a 3 mins trip to yu0r plaze, then punch yu0 in the face when youve finished your premature ejaculations after raping 5 different girls in the last minute.

Staar · Post by **Staar** » 28 Dec 2007, 09:45

i would commit a suicide faster than in 5 mins and that's how i would defeat death! kidding...
i would go in to my room and play guitar and sing, that's what i like best

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 28 Dec 2007, 09:50

Play elma obviously.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 28 Dec 2007, 10:25

make a ff lev in 1 min that's 4 mins long.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Dec 2007, 12:25

I would smash my guitar and throw all kinds of stuff through the window or in the pond at our backyard. I simply love to destroy things..

undient · Post by **undient** » 29 Jan 2008, 02:02

So lets say...drinking pure ethanol while rapeing random women and throwing stuff through the window with the other hand while kicking in the butt the most irritant person you've ever met.

it would then be max fun if the "5 mins" was only a medical error

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 29 Jan 2008, 10:51

YEHA

FIVE MINS OF DRINK ETHANOL!!11! WOOT

Forgetting that you'd do this:

FUCING DAI IN THE FIRST MINUTE BECAUSE ETHANOL IS LETHAL HEALOH

undient · Post by **undient** » 30 Jan 2008, 01:52

ez distilled ethanol mixed in vodka.

man, i meant BOOZE with "ethanol", you crapping idiot

Harald Hasch · Post by **Harald Hasch** » 30 Jan 2008, 03:06

i would fall into bed and be happy while my smile gets wider and wider

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 30 Jan 2008, 03:50

Scruffy the janitor wrote:sierra wrote:

How likely is it that in just 5 minutes you can purchase some heroin
you live in england, how likely is it that you find an attractive woman in 5 mins? if i were you id go for the heroin

lol this is rather true, learn to quote though,
i think i would just have an awesome cone, sit back, stare and the sky and chill out, bit of peace of mind

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 30 Jan 2008, 08:09

undient wrote:drinking pure ethanol

Definition of pure: Not BOOZE AND x.

I believe on my behalf I had no idea by pure ethanol you meant not-pure ethanol. soz.

undient · Post by **undient** » 30 Jan 2008, 20:46

drinking pure, tasty and sweet ethanol (obviously pure ethanol distilled, AKB) and mixed with heroin and sitting in a comfortable spiky cone

Xratio · Post by **Xratio** » 4 Feb 2008, 20:36

Harald Hasch wrote:i would fall into bed and be happy while my smile gets wider and wider

Rofl. Thats like the "Black hole sun" video

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 4 Feb 2008, 20:50

Or like donny darko finding out he saved the universe by sacrificing himself! Great movie, same sort of idea as knowing you will die in 5 minutes.

Xratio · Post by **Xratio** » 4 Feb 2008, 20:54

If there was just 5 mins to live, WHY WOULD YOU PLAY ELMA?

I'd spend 4 mins building a spaceship made of cardboard, sticky tape and a propeller powered my pedal power.

The next 1 min i'd spend pedalling my arse off to another galaxy.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 5 Feb 2008, 10:18

Xratio wrote:If there was just 5 mins to live, WHY WOULD YOU PLAY ELMA?

I'd spend 4 mins building a spaceship made of cardboard, sticky tape and a propeller powered my pedal power.

The next 1 min i'd spend pedalling my arse off to another galaxy.

Good Fucking Luck

I'd text someone im close to with the words "I Love You"

give teh some meaning.