Who is the pollest penis

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12cm or under, its ok
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13cm ...n00bster
6
10%
14CENTIMETERZ
2
3%
14,5 Championship Manager
6
10%
15, avarage ...tt most likely around 45mins
6
10%
15,5cm
4
7%
16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least
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21%
17Cementery, quite good ok
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14%
18 is something to brag about
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9%
19.. ABULA!
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9%
20, omg you is teh monster cock
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Actually this is kinda elma related, the bigger your fellow is the more self confident you are...also at höyling

Avarage size is about 15cm, dont' be shy to tell even if it's under
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This will have more views than cheating post
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i am teh biggerest so far!
you guys are all pins PINS!
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i sure hope that tt doesnt reflec size,
i feel sorry for dmd
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LOL :]
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Woo! I can brag about my wiener! Yeah!
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what do you mean by cementary anyway?

edit: deleted most of the message. sorry if anyone was upset by what i wrote before :?
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i wont take out my dick right now to see how lomg it is....
but not too average...hhehe
(my tt if i had completed all internals would be about 2 or more hours...so maybe 5 cm?
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2 m0nkeii:
Legend sais that newborn Tsar Ivan Grozny had a pecker longer than normal ten years old boy have.
Have you any ancestors from Russia?
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Damn... where's my ruler :?
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i have microscoping penis, how could i with such small penis compete with great kuskis with such humungus penis?
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americans have such big penis. ribot move to america and yuo is teh have big penis too.
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Goverment lies the average lenght not to get (male) people depressed.

Africa people have the longest, then comes Europa, America and Australia, Asia takes the last place.
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lol, looks like im quite average :D
I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true

Who measures in centimetres anyway??
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ChuckleS wrote: I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true
It is, averagely anyway.
ChuckleS wrote: Who measures in centimetres anyway??
Everyone who doesn't measure in inches or something else :)
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well that sure showed me!
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Hmm... Most of us live in Europe, so does most of the kuskis in the world.
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btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?
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Antz wrote:btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?
Yes, let's make a "Who is teh deepest hole" post!!!!
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hmmm CAN ABULA CHECK ON WHO HAVE VOTED WHAT? :PPP
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some one a little scared i think
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I'll bet mopogirl is enjoying this topic very much.
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she probably voted on this as too what her ideal man would be.
thats why theres only one average cock amongst us
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so how about an equal anus poll
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16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least

I think that could hurt MopoGirl, she's only 13 u know :)
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ribot wrote:so how about an equal anus poll
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who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys :)
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ribot wrote:who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys :)
some peple cum up with some real sick shit
but about 9inch circumference and about 14 inch deep
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who measured it?
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damn, he couldnt have done that witha tape measure...hed have had to use a ruler! uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh!!!
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Karlis wrote:who measured it?
teh cucumber man after he was in there
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Oh man, you're all soo stupid 8)
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there should be some function how does the length depends on your tt
is it increasing or decreasing? :roll:
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tt / 4 + 3 = dick size

sorry to all those with good totals, but u see u just arnt getting out enough
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That formula missed with 2,4 cm
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well then you can expect a change
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I really do hope not :)
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that formula was correct on mine! conclusion: cos i dont improve total much in years
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BarTek wrote:just wondering:

size acording to "slak" penis or "erragaded" penis?
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martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size
In inches I hope....
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SveinR wrote:
martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size
In inches I hope....
:o no its in cm,

yea the formulas almost rite, i was out but .3 cm so tis awesome
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Well I was out 9-10 cm's.

Or do you mean (tt/4) + 3?
Cause I calculated with tt/(4+3)

Ok, with the first one I'm only 2 cm's out.
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tt / 4+3

58 / 4 + 3 = approx, 16-17
so it works, i dunno kno your total but one day it will be rite
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I think it should be reversed, like 700/tt. It would be perfect for me :lol:
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sorry guys, after hours of intensive study it has been proventhat this formula is mostly full of shit, in the disclaimer i am covered for any lawsuits regarding the false of indication of what ur dick size may b
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teheheh, this is the funniest topic in the lauta..

and rib : u'r anus poll is very political correct. as in unsexist =) that's nice
well, I voted 17cm in this poll, and I guess that's ok =)
and that formula, heah, then i'd have 10cm penis...41.30 TT / 4 = 10cm :P
this would add up to 13cm, but...that's not for real :D

Since this is a penis-topic, i feel that i'm staying in topic if I ask you to write down all the words you know for penis.
!!NOTE : Only English/American words are official!!
Here is my list :
1.Cock
2.prick
3.tool
4.johnson (from the movie Next Friday)
5.Stanley (from the movie The adventures of Ford Fairlaine)
6.All names you would like to giv'em
7.Mini-Me
8.Willie
9.dick
10.male genetalia
11.wiener
12.Poker (like in the adjective to POKE)
13.Trouser-Snake
14.Powerdrill
15.Jackhammer

that's all I could come up with now. cu all later, and hope you will continue the list!

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-the beast
-little pete
-rod
-simulator
-the big kahuna
-boner (if this counts)
-it
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Little man
The general (cant remember where i heard this, but i found it funny :D)
Penis
willy
nob
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john thomas
clit
sex particle
squid
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ribot wrote: clit
correct me if im wrong but thats a woman thing not somthing you would call your weiner
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