The Poem Topic

[danitah]

Write a poem about the above person.

Since there's noone above me i just choose 8ball:

Eight eight-balls ate eight potatoe balls later than eight 8D

[insane guy]

Poem about danielj:


Great things are happening.
Yet, I don´t like them.
I wanna touch a flower.

Oustanding experiences are going to be made.
Still, the stars are far away.
My pants are wet.

Superior feelings will be established.
If I only was small and had a crown.
Uncle says: "It´s only a candle in the wind."

[enil]

insguy:

german, seriouse and white
but nazis, he dont like!
its easy, too DEM him lure
he is my favorite grammure :*

[teajay]

enil, all downheel

if a hill is treeless
one might call it bald
if enil is hairless
it's his own fault

all that we know
is his fondness of
being a shiny show
and shaving it rough-

ly, but watch out
the gentlement shout
louder than loud
elma stole his bout

play some less
haircut, enil
grow some hair
warmer you'll feel

[Igge]

tisjiotris
his names nat tis
but almost it is
tijsjoris

u shud maek more levas
fishies arnt enaff
he dos nat pleh bass
he think guitar is much moar tuff

u shall be teh one
to get tt daun to therti faiv
when u finally hev it dann
youll prally nat be alive

too mach hoiling can keal u
if you start practicin in reel laif
so stick to what you do nou
I wish u cud be ma wife :(

but thet plez is taken
ba teh zworky-pick
so keep on levas makin
they are sick ;O

[Igge]

Doublepost O.o

[teajay]

heahz, I do play bass too you know.

Igge-wigge
Igge-wigge-digge-dough
stick it, rig it, though
don't igg it, while
igge's much too vile

He ain't got much of a talent
to talk jeppish, as he went
on trying this jibberish
he didn't catch any fish

Iggy doesn't stooge whatever
he might pull out clever
zworqy is his rival
AK7 his rifle

wordplay is the thing he like
the ass I'd like to wipe
he lives among the swedish tribe
he'll get married to a fat dyke

but he's okay
won't say nay
always good for
something...err..or
eh.. err..anoth0r

[insane guy]

poem about tijs-joris:


Talent. One of the most persicious things in life.
Precious, I wanted to write.

Kindness. A gift everyone likes.
This time it is all right.

Boredom. It must be real.
Mixing up names can be dangerous.

And that´s the way, Ohoo-Ohoo, I like it!

[A.K.B.]

insane guy, inane guy, incrediballe playn guy
you don't say die, your lev's are what i'd buy
i'd lie if i'd say i'd die
but dame son i cane die!

you got the tools to make everyone else look like they're fools-
in the levmaking department
if i went to your apartment

would i see an assortment
of everything in distortment?

your art is rad, it may be a bit mad
some is sad but it's incredibally "omgad"

whats with that stuff anyway?
it's sure as hell nat gay
but when i look i have to say "no way"

how is that stuff possible?
those amazing drawings kill
looks like death in hospitals(?)
dame you've got teh skillz

oh, whoops, wasn't about insane guy? oh well

[Palme]

Driving fast is rather yours,
keep it tight at elma tours.

All those haters don t mean too much,
you got faith and you got touch,
with the lord you are devoted,
you said fuck and he just gloated

Of the truth he brought to earth,
with AKB: you cause my mirth <3

[teajay]

Nice rhymin there palme boy,
you play it like it's a child's toy.
Now what's more than that:
your elma skillz are top of the hat.
But seriously, who nicks himself after a tree?
I don't think there're much palms anyway in Germany.

Together with zelter you rock the battle elma chat,
also there's this other guy, I think it's Fred.

Anyway
You're K

I guess

[teajay]

teajay
He would sell for a buck on ebay
there's this swedish guy
he would love to do him buy

but teajay, he won't
his mother says no you don't
this igge is quite some dandy
but in real life he's surely less friendly

so stick with us in holland farm
together with all the sheep we will stay warm
our wooden shoes jump in the fire
and let igge in sweden burn from desire
he's not worth it

[Igge]

haha :'D Tis beautiful

[A.K.B.]

Igge
Pigge

[teajay]

Jappe
Hält doch bitte deine Klappe

[Xiphias]

poems are gay

you think poems are gay
but lyrics are okay?
I must say
that makes You
tj of the day

[teajay]

xiphias
one of these days
im gonna give you
a whiplash

[A.K.B.]

tijs can't rhyme
for shit

[teajay]

it is poetry, doesn't need to rhyme for a bit.

[FinMan]

You
have said "TOU!"
your dreams
are very neaws

[Igge]

Sorry, didnt understand that poem one bit.

[FinMan]

Dont worry
i can say sorry.

Ye, it wasnt meant to be understandable. Didnt get any other words.

[kuchitsu]

There once was a man from Finland
Who didn't want to live inland.
So he went to Jyväskylä
Which is hard to rhyme when you don't know the pronunciation.