Ultimate Impossible Quiz I

[Xiphias]

This is the Ultimate Impossible Quiz #I,and an experiment to see how lucky people are in guessing the right answers.

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop, including keyboard?
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one?
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now?
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on?
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have?
6. What is on the plate next to me?
7. I am eating something as we speak, what?
8. What is in the glass next to me?
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me?
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me?
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room?
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room?
13. Is there a fridge in the room?
14. Is there a television in the room?
15. Is there a sofa in the room?
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in?
17. How many candles are there in the room?
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone?
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites/pages(every single reload and opening of a page counts) I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on?
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far?
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is?
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is?
23. What brand is the piano?
24. How many pedals does the piano have?
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what?
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks?
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night?
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday?
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme?
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop?
31. What colour are my socks?
32. What colour is my blouse?

You will only get points from guessing the right answer unless no one gets it right, then the one who is closest to the right answer gets a point. Winner will be granted the ultimate leet guesser pro win skill status.

Post your answers here, just edit your post if you have to use several hours to guess the answer to these questions.

Results will be up in 1-2weeks if anyone bothers guessing

ps: no I'm not bored, I'm just ... just ... ju ... really bored ^^

[bob]

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop? including keyboard? if so 80, if not 2
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one?) 5
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now? 1
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on? red
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have? 25
6. What is on the plate next to me? pasta
7. I am eating something as we speak, what? pasta
8. What is in the glass next to me? water
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me? 3
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me? 1
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room? 3
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room? no
13. Is there a fridge in the room? no
14. Is there a television in the room? yes
15. Is there a sofa in the room? yes
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in? 1
17. How many candles are there in the room? 6
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone? mobile
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on? 347
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far? 438
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is? none
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is? 2
23. What brand is the piano? Peeano
24. How many pedals does the piano have? 3
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what? cd
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks? currency? 10 US
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night? yes true. sounds like a classy girl who anyone would take home to meet your mother.
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday? yes you backed it up
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme? christmas
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop? mac
31. What colour are my socks? black
32. What colour is my blouse? pink

doubt i got any right

[insane guy]

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop, including keyboard? 100
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one? 5
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now? 13
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on? red
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have? 16
6. What is on the plate next to me? cherry pie
7. I am eating something as we speak, what? cherry pie
8. What is in the glass next to me? water
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me? none
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me? 5
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room? 12
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room? no
13. Is there a fridge in the room? no
14. Is there a television in the room? yes
15. Is there a sofa in the room? no
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in? 3
17. How many candles are there in the room? 2
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone? mobile
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on? 99
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far? 35
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is? 2
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is? 4
23. What brand is the piano? banana
24. How many pedals does the piano have? 2
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what? crack whore
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks? 25€
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night? no
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday? yes
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme? barack obama and his influence on the world
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop? medion
31. What colour are my socks? you have no socks
32. What colour is my blouse? you have no blouse

[The_BoneLESS]

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop, including keyboard?104
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one?3
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now?21
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on?white
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have?18
6. What is on the plate next to me?sandwich
7. I am eating something as we speak, what?candy bar
8. What is in the glass next to me?water
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me?0
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me?7
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room?15
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room?no
13. Is there a fridge in the room?yes
14. Is there a television in the room?yes
15. Is there a sofa in the room?no
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in?2
17. How many candles are there in the room?0
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone?normal wireless house phone
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on?10 000
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far?yes, 23
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is?4
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is?3
23. What brand is the piano?Yamaha
24. How many pedals does the piano have?3
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what?book
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks?30 US
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night?no
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday?yes
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme?christmas
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop?Dell
31. What colour are my socks?black
32. What colour is my blouse?red

[Palme]

omg i just erased my answer, i ll answer later again...

[Igge]

1. 108
2. 4
3. 12 (have lal)
4. brown
5. 18
6. breadcrumbs
7. some toast or sach. bread.
8. juice, orange.
9. fak max orange fanatic you are. 4
10. 3
11. 5
12. yesh
13. yesh
14. yesh
15. no
16. 5
17. 3
18. the normal wireless house phone (There a phone lal)
19. 3021
20. 240
21. 4
22. 4
23. Bechstein
24. 3
25. left 4 dead
26. $35
27. no
28. no
29. fall-theme
30. some apple crap
31. gray
32. white

eidted teh pagethingybango

[teajay]

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop, including keyboard? 97
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one? 3
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now? 12
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on? white
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have? 17
6. What is on the plate next to me? sandwich
7. I am eating something as we speak, what? apple
8. What is in the glass next to me? milk
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me? 3
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me? 0
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room? 17
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room? yes
13. Is there a fridge in the room? no
14. Is there a television in the room? yes
15. Is there a sofa in the room? no
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in? 4
17. How many candles are there in the room? 0
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone?
    wtf is a skypephone does it exist i'll go for that
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on? 1337
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far? 230
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is? 5
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is? 5
23. What brand is the piano? yamaha
24. How many pedals does the piano have? 2
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what? a book
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks?a euro
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night? no
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday? no
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme? crime
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop? toshiba
31. What colour are my socks? blue
32. What colour is my blouse?

white

[Xiphias]

I noticed that I wrote this question wrong It should be Pages not directly websites... where each load of a page counts.. when I reload or e.g. go to another thread on lauta.

I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008.

Don't know if this should be rewritten or it doesn't matter:P

[8-ball]

tl;dr

[Palme]

1. How many buttons are there on my laptop? 98
2. How many buttons does my computer mouse have (not the laptop mouse, but the usb one?) 7
3. Have many none-organic items are there on the table where I am sitting right now? 13
4. What color is the stool my cat is sleeping on? black
5. How many buttons does my mobile phone have? 17
6. What is on the plate next to me? a delicious looking green apple
7. I am eating something as we speak, what? a delicious apple
8. What is in the glass next to me? hmm, i see milk!
9. How many oranges are there in the bowl next to me? that s easy, 2
10. How many pictures are there on the wall behind me? 3 of course!
11. How many pictures are there in total in the room? 4
12. Is there a fire alarm in the room? no, but you thought of installing one
13. Is there a fridge in the room? no
14. Is there a television in the room? yes
15. Is there a sofa in the room? yes of course, it s very nice
16. How many chairs are there in this room I am in? 4 fo shizzle
17. How many candles are there in the room? 6
18. There a phone lying on the table: is it my mobile phone, is it the normal wireless house phone, or the wireless skypephone? ah, goddamn easy, housephone...
19. I have this feature in my webbrowser that shows how many websites I have surfed on since last reseted in 8/14/2008. How many pages am I up on? 82, you deleted youporn, so it s actually 83.
20. I am writing an essay right now. How many words have I written so far? 56/b]
21. How many windows are there in the room where the piano is? one
22. How many lamps are there in the room where the piano is? 2, one on the ceiling and one near the piano, this room is so awesome!
23. What brand is the piano? nike
24. How many pedals does the piano have? 3
25. I recently ordered something on the internet, what? a new piano, plus these faked vaginas that look very useful
26. I was on a bar on Friday night and got drunk, how much money did I use on drinks? 8 [currency]
27. Is it true that I saw a naked girl lying on the floor in the bathroom beside her passed out boyfriend last night? not at all. you made that up, haha good one!
28. Did I have hangovers on saturday? nah, not really - a little weird feelings maybe, but you often feel weird!
29. There is a theme-week in school next week, what is the theme? be/gay
30. I am using a laptop writing this, what brand is the laptop? samsung fo sure
31. What colour are my socks? black as the chair
32. What colour is my blouse? Blouses are for girls, but your maskulin looking brownblouse just suites you quite well, you are very sexy.

was quite easy, what price willi win?

[Xiphias]

lol palme maybe I should do results soon =)

[teajay]

I think palme will remain priceless (pun intended, spelling error intended, no harm intended, bad humour intended, this post to be ignored intended).

[pawq]

xiph, could u psybly wait till this weekend? i would write my answers and pwn all

[teajay]

buahaaa sorry but not a chance!

[Palme]

has i won?

[western]

I hasn't.