What have you learned today ?

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 5 Aug 2009, 04:27

Ky.Jelly wrote:try to pay your fines on time, it fucks you off even more when its a day late and costs you another $30

Try paying your fines with pictures.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 7 Aug 2009, 08:52

pictures of monies would work a lot better though

today i came to the conclusion that computers should die

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 7 Aug 2009, 18:05

Get a life so you can die (I'm talking to the computer, of course)

But hey, still max caption, I should put it in my sig

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 9 Aug 2009, 23:48

a glass of rhum&coke and some of peach schnapp + orange juice is bad for stomach...

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 16 Oct 2009, 14:11

after removing 5 wise teeth, it hurts and bleed, and that taste horrible
i've heard it will hurt during 1 week...
http://up.k10x.net/curmijmmboqcc/DSCF1879.JPG

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 16 Oct 2009, 14:24

I've got one removed =/ hate the dentist

JaenZ · Post by **JaenZ** » 22 Oct 2009, 15:55

The twines (dunno if it's the right word for it) also remaining of the operation of my wisdom teeth were extracted out of my gums today.
Learning effect: It's a good feeling when you realize that it's all over now.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Oct 2009, 12:00

Barely anything yet today.

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 29 Oct 2009, 00:51

Mawane wrote:after removing 5 wise teeth, it hurts and bleed, and that taste horrible
i've heard it will hurt during 1 week...
http://up.k10x.net/curmijmmboqcc/DSCF1879.JPG

5? I thought you could only have one in each corner of the mouth (4)?

BTW, I'm 29 and have never had to remove any wisdom or other teeth, even though I had braces

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 29 Oct 2009, 01:23

zworqy wrote:5?

I'm special

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 29 Oct 2009, 18:51

Today I've learned a lot.

- In order to get a grant for a scholarly lecture, you need to make an appeal at the appropriate foundation 6 weeks before the lecture.
- People who seem to have studied the most on a subject and brag about it, can suck big time on the very same field.
- Some people don't even know how to login on a page.
- Email is a retarded form of communication, as most people don't even read or listen to what you say, but instead observe your nose. There's no nose in email.
- The academic field of pop music history is child's play and doesn't bring us much clarity at all, except for sheer hit charts and the usual suspects from TV.
- Some people live in their head, and don't really look beyond it.
- I'm probably as bad as other people, but at least I try to do something about it.
- Ironically, I learned today this gives me a reputation of being selfishless, while I still think only a great deal about myself.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 29 Oct 2009, 22:15

Self-awareness does not make someone Selfish, Self-awareness makes someone wise

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Oct 2009, 22:18

Stupidity doesn't make one stupid, it just makes one not not not not- not unstupid.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 29 Oct 2009, 23:00

You're stupid.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 30 Oct 2009, 08:38

Igge wrote:You're stupid.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 30 Oct 2009, 19:20

Your stupid.

Hosp · Post by **Hosp** » 31 Oct 2009, 00:48

Today I learnt that:

-A guy called Jean can be nice, sometimes.
-That one of my friends bands is awesome metal band.
-That Joel can sing.
-That Alexander sometimes throws eggs at windows.
-That teh city pwns more than before.
-That the bus only costs 1eur aka 10SVKR
-That Pawq isn't as mean as he usually is.

Pretty much I learnt.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 31 Oct 2009, 00:52

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 31 Oct 2009, 11:39

today i learned that too much macaroni cheese makes me piss from ass

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 1 Nov 2009, 22:02

That computers are fucking annoying. That they should die altogether, were I ever to have a happy life again.

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 20 Nov 2009, 13:05

i've learnt that nigger is now supposed to be more offensive word than cunt
because i'm not a rude person, from now on i will call them fucking black cunts

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 20 Nov 2009, 23:48

^ raffled.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 21 Nov 2009, 01:06

People are lazy selfish fucks. Once again.

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 26 Nov 2009, 23:56

In Texas, it's illegal to graffiti a cows.
80% of images on the internet are pornographic.
90% of e-mails sent every day are SPAM.
The average worker honey bee makes only a 1/12 of teaspoon in its life.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 27 Nov 2009, 00:14

Mawane wrote:The average worker honey bee makes only a 1/12 of teaspoon in its life.

So that's where all the teaspoons come from!

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 27 Nov 2009, 00:21

there's nothing wrong in that sentence

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 27 Nov 2009, 00:33

I've learned today that there's a thing called a C-String. Fucking hot! :O now do women's beach-volley with teh!!!

John · Post by **John** » 27 Nov 2009, 00:45

Xiphias wrote:I've learned today that there's a thing called a C-String. Fucking hot! :O now do women's beach-volley with teh!!! :D

looks like could easily fall off... so i say c-string ftw! :o

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 27 Nov 2009, 01:04

Yeah it does.. but that's not bad, now is it? ;:DD;D;D;D;;D

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 27 Nov 2009, 08:54

Mawane wrote:there's nothing wrong in that sentence

you are saying tha honey bees make teaspoons. should be "one twelfth teaspoon of honey"

John · Post by **John** » 29 Nov 2009, 05:44

Dont look, even indirectly, into 6000W lightbulbs

Learnt teh when trying to remove piece of dust in projector today, didnt whane interrupt show so i tried to see dust while projector was running. Had to stop it for 10 secs anyway :/

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 5 Dec 2009, 20:34

Check your spam folder when you are waiting an e-mail.

I sent an e-mail to my English teacher to ask her if my "thesis statement" was correct, for my final oral evaluation. I sent her two different thesis statements, asking which one of them was the most appropriate. Finally, I picked one of them, I was not quite sure if it was okay, though I prepared all my oral on it, and if I failed that evaluation, no matter my final grade, I had failed the course. Today, I saw she replied to me one hour after I sent her my e-mail:

My teacher wrote:Hi Gabriel, Neither one of these theses is satisfactory, although with some revision and additional content you could make them satisfactory. The first one is far too narrow in focus. (Why should we care about this?). The second one is not complete. [...]

My oral was yesterday.

benson · Post by **benson** » 6 Dec 2009, 18:10

Bismuth wrote:Check your spam folder when you are waiting an e-mail.

I sent an e-mail to my English teacher to ask her if my "thesis statement" was correct, for my final oral evaluation. I sent her two different thesis statements, asking which one of them was the most appropriate. Finally, I picked one of them, I was not quite sure if it was okay, though I prepared all my oral on it, and if I failed that evaluation, no matter my final grade, I had failed the course. Today, I saw she replied to me one hour after I sent her my e-mail:
My teacher wrote:Hi Gabriel, Neither one of these theses is satisfactory, although with some revision and additional content you could make them satisfactory. The first one is far too narrow in focus. (Why should we care about this?). The second one is not complete. [...]
My oral was yesterday.

feel sorry about this.. hope you are not affected too much
but which email service are you using?
it seems so strange if a reply is regarded as spam when you did send the email with the same email service

FinMan · Post by **FinMan** » 6 Dec 2009, 20:34

Bis uses Vista.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 6 Dec 2009, 20:57

FinMan wrote:Bis uses Vista.

No, I changed to XP.

I'm using Windows Live Mail (hotmail) but I accidentally not pressed add to contacts or something like that, and at that moment I didn't make the link: "not in contacts -> spam folder"

Nab me

John · Post by **John** » 8 Apr 2010, 01:41

Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar for best leading role. Well, enjoy, cuz it's your first and last!

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 8 Apr 2010, 06:48

drinking 750mL of water a day (and nothing else) for 2 weeks makes me feel great. give it a try

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 8 Apr 2010, 18:11

crazy, why did you do that btw?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 9 Apr 2010, 01:56

dame, nice.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 9 Apr 2010, 08:59

Last night I learned freaking much about music, by writing, listening etc. I'm happy.

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 9 Apr 2010, 19:27

So i learned that you connect 24V DC into connection 5 into the level limit switch and connection 4 to 0 V. And i proved myself that the buttons S1, S2 and S3 signals is going to A1:2-2,3 and 4 into the PLC.

Yeah i just refreshened a bit in PLC.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 11 Apr 2010, 10:49

I don't understand anything of what you're saying. Nothing learned today as of yet.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 24 Apr 2010, 03:17

the rothschilds family have enough wealth to feed and shelter every human being on this planet permanently

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 19 Jun 2010, 23:41

maybe haven't learned it today, but kinda relearned...
if you fail somebody, don't say "oh damn i failed you, sorrey

", say nothing and just show that person that you didn't want to do it, that you are worth their friendship etc., unfail them. fucking life wisdom

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 20 Jun 2010, 03:20

Good wisdom, Pawq. Actions speak louder than words.

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 20 Jun 2010, 17:07

Today I learned to go down stairs. Tomorrow: Learn how to ride a bycyckle with supporting wheels.

John · Post by **John** » 20 Jun 2010, 20:03

Google has this neat feature when googling for pictures where you can click a color chart to get pictures in that specific tone.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 21 Jun 2010, 20:30

John wrote:Google has this neat feature when googling for pictures where you can click a color chart to get pictures in that specific tone.

true, really neat feature

John · Post by **John** » 22 Jun 2010, 01:11

Poor man's copyright:
Send whatever you want to make copyright of in a well-sealed envelope and post it to yourself. Then keep the package unopened. The postage stamp will tell the date.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 22 Jun 2010, 21:13

That I finished gymnasium yesterday =) grats me :p