Troll Berh

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 26 Mar 2010, 23:12

Troll Berh
I stumbled upon a funny Berh joke so I thought why not make a Mock and Troll Berh topic. The joke I read was:

fun wrote:Berh can't fuck with girls, so he has to fuck with levels.

Use your imagination. No limitations!
Each joke submitted will get you one troll point. Joke of the day will be awarded with five troll points.
So release your inner troll now and be a part of the Anti Berh campaign. You can make a difference!

Top Trollers

40 points - Kiiwi
25 points - LousQ
16 points - jonharkulsykkel
16 points - teajay
14 points - Lukazz
10 points - Igge
9 points - Bismuth
9 points - Haruhi
7 points - Orcc
5 points - John
4 points - FinMan
3 points - Pab
2 points - totem
2 points - Xiphias
2 points - roope
2 points - welle
2 points - Ville_J
2 points - jonsterion
2 points - Ecchi
1 point - Zaraptor
1 point - portal32
1 point - CuLiNo
1 point - A.K.B.
1 point - Blud

Sunday 28th March 2010
Theme Joke Day - What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?
Theme Joke day is over and Haruhi won this time.

Monday 29th March 2010
Sketch a Berh day!
The rules are simple. Post a drawing of how you imagine what Berh looks like. May it be a portrait, friends laughing at him or even a picture of his loneliness in school while the other boys were playing football. Use your epic image-trollination.
The drawing should be no bigger than 450x450 pixels. File format either: .jpg, .gif or .png so it is watchable in the browser.
Winner earns 10 Troll Points and gets his drawing posted in the first post under Hall of Troll!

Tuesday 30th March 2010
Todays trolling consists of asking a trollable question and then the next user replies with a Berh Trolling answer and asks a new question. Plane and simple. Remember that it is not allowed to answer your own question!

example:

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Dude1
Q: Is Berh gay?
Dude2
A: yes
Q: Does Berh have AIDS?

Most creative question earns 5 Troll Points
Most creative answer gets 8 Troll Points

31st of March 2010 - Answer the Troller Day is over
Todays trolling will be normal Joke a Berh day. So start doing some "A Berh walks into a bar" or what ever'ish jokes you can come up with. =)
Happy trolling Trollers!

Late update on the Answer the Troller Day.
Hard to choose I'm afraid but the ironi in Kiiwi's question was unbearably funny as well as LousQ's nailed of an answer! Way to go you guys!

Kiiwi wrote:if berh could have kids....what would they be like?

LousQ wrote:Considering that it's next to impossible to go any lower than him, and that it's very unlikely for him to produce anything better than himself, his kids would probably be exactly like himself.

1st April 2010 - Joke of the day

LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.

5 extra Troll Points for you LousQ!

2nd April 2010 - Extra special! - Trollable Hoylage Day
Since this is all Elma related I will throw in a new event.
Two brand new levels for you to hoyl.
TrollB01.lev
TrollB02.lev

Finish one of the levels, upload the replay and you instantly earn 2 Troll Points. So a total of 4 Points possible to get here!

Other than that the rules will be these:

Best Time in each level at the end of the day earns points as follows:

1st place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
2nd place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
3rd place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
4th place gets 4+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
5th place gets 2+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*

* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Best Total Time at the end of the day earns following points (only for those who actually finish both of the levels):

1st place gets 15+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
2nd place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
3rd place gets 10+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
4th place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
5th place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*

* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Changes may occur in the Troll Points system.

NOTICE
To avoid massive spammage I advice you to edit your post when you upload new replays.

Hall of Troll!

- jonharkulsykkel winner of Sketch a Berh Day on Monday 29th March 2010

This topic is for all users except Berh.

zaraptor · Post by **zaraptor** » 27 Mar 2010, 00:16

why did the berh cross the road?

(end of joke)

portal32 · Post by **portal32** » 27 Mar 2010, 01:28

Berh likes frustrating people because that's (apparently) the best he can do.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 27 Mar 2010, 01:28

"Error: tcp connect" in belma should be changed with "You can now curse berh"

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 27 Mar 2010, 01:38

Berh.

He has an land.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 27 Mar 2010, 02:18

Berhabdul & friends.

Ecchi · Post by **Ecchi** » 27 Mar 2010, 02:51

Why did berh cross the road? so people could get a road kill

culinko · Post by **culinko** » 27 Mar 2010, 03:01

Berh has fallen to the sewer and realizes, it's ok, i have another guitar.

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 27 Mar 2010, 03:51

berh: im dumb nigge (
berhs mom: hahaha
berhs invisible friend: get a job

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 27 Mar 2010, 03:56

what sound does it make when berh falls on the ground?

No sound, berh is already so low he can't fall in any way.

What is the difference between berh and jaytea?

None: both are horribly hateable individuals.

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 27 Mar 2010, 05:58

Why did berh knock on the table?

He called his parents in Africa.

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 27 Mar 2010, 10:18

i accidentally the whole server

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 27 Mar 2010, 12:19

Berh has haxor skillz.

FinMan · Post by **FinMan** » 27 Mar 2010, 13:13

BERH ::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 27 Mar 2010, 13:45

This is berh trying to show us some trick.. well EAT SOME BAGS Bitch!

welle · Post by **welle** » 27 Mar 2010, 14:43

Here's another moment of Berh's childhood:

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 27 Mar 2010, 16:26

xiph, I want my three points

And joke of the day is luki's

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 27 Mar 2010, 18:54

Bismuth wrote:And joke of the day is luki's

yeee i thought the same xd

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:01

Joke of The Day
Joke of the day goes to Lukazz for his utterly original joke and earns 5 Troll Points!

Lukazz wrote:i accidentally the whole server

From now on on every Sunday there will be a socalled Theme Joke Day. A theme will be chosen and the best themed joke will get 3 Troll Points.

Today's theme is:
What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?
Somebody actually cared about E.T.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:06

Whats the difference between Berh and E.T?

E.T had friends and family to phone.

ily Berh <3

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:06

E.T. isn't a nerd.

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:11

E.T. had higher intelligence, whereas Berh... well...

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 28 Mar 2010, 01:16

E.T. was worth making a movie on.

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 28 Mar 2010, 02:29

E.T. has a life, and a home

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 28 Mar 2010, 02:59

What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?

None, both can fly with a bike.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 28 Mar 2010, 03:21

jonsterion inspired me one in French:

"Quelle est la différence entre berh et E.T.?

E.T. vole avec ton bicycle, berh vole ton bicycle!"

What's the difference between berh and E.T.?

E.T. flies with your bike, berh steals your bike! (in French, to fly and to steal is "voler")

Edit: just noticed the joke can be translated word by word

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Quelle     =       What
est        =         is
la         =        the
différence = difference
entre      =    between
berh       =       berh
et         =        and
E.T.       =       E.T.

E.T.       =       E.T.
vole       =      flies
avec       =       with
ton        =       your
bicycle    =       bike
berh       =       berh
vole       =     steals
ton        =       your
bicycle    =       bike

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 28 Mar 2010, 03:56

What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?

that berh is a human being..., isnt he/she/it?

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 28 Mar 2010, 10:42

What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?
omfg, isn't this comparison a bit unfair on E.T.?

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 28 Mar 2010, 12:37

What's the difference between E.T. and berh?

E.T. can ride a bike in the sky, berh can't drive a bike even in elma.

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 28 Mar 2010, 13:02

What's the difference between E.T. and berh?
E.T. is not THAT ugly

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 28 Mar 2010, 13:42

What is the difference? Both hide in young boy's closets, are ugly, are illiterate and are trying to find home.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 28 Mar 2010, 13:53

A.K.B. wrote:What is the difference? Both hide in young boy's closets, are ugly, are illiterate and are trying to find home.

Winner.

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 28 Mar 2010, 14:36

Difference Between E.T and Berhabdul

1. Either doesn't have reproductive organs (not 100% sure about E.T) , yet only berh tries to constantly convince everyone otherwise.

2. both can drive a bike, but only berh needs nitro for that.

3. E.T is involved with kids a lot...Berh only dreams to be.

4. E.T doesn't have any interest in vacuum cleaners

5. E.T has a far more evolved sense of humour

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 28 Mar 2010, 14:38

nice flaming combo : D the biggest one recently ;]

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 28 Mar 2010, 14:52

Kiiwins.

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 28 Mar 2010, 15:16

Thank u

I'll try to keep it up.

What do u get when u combine Einstein and Berh?...A retarded physicist

what do u get when u combine a wheelchair and berh?...a wheelchair with nitropatch

If berh wasn't a test tube child (born via "in vitro fertilization") he would be an offspring of a broken vacuum cleaner and a brain damaged junkie prostitute

Would u give a towel to berh, what would he do with it? He'd jump off an skycraper believieng he's a superman
(some1 give him a towel plz)

....i think of some more later.

edit. What do u get if u combine a calculator and berh? Syntax error

What do u get if u try to combine berh and IQ of 40: Error, thinking has a logical loop, u can't combine berh with IQ, less then IQ20 organisms are not capable of learning, ergo experiment fails ; sry no bonus try again

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 28 Mar 2010, 16:11

BERHABDUL:

Proloque: Berh is infact not a living breathing human being (see homo sapiens sapiens), but a computervirus born from all the floating information in Problems topic, all the information about what is problematic and irritating to elma players there has, in time reached a limited conciousness and labeled itself "Berhabdul". This post aims to enlight ppl of "berhabdul"s true nature.

Age: First sightings were made around 2004(on name Darmoed) -2010. Altough it is possible it has been "alive before that time gathering information in problems topic or in somekind of "evolvement" state....so hard to say.

Height: ???.... Berh isn't a 3dimensional being, it's a throbbing shapeless blob of information in internet "space"

Weight: see height --->

Food/diet: It seeks and nurishes itself on even more information about problems of elma and what irritates kuskis

Personality: No personality "per say", like said berh is formless disgusting mutated blob of information , an offspring of unlocked posts in Problems topic. BUT, as a result we see this virus acting as a "person", so it's ez to deduct why "he" behaves as "he" behaves (see proloque), that is also what explains why "he" sux so bad even with nitropatch, that simple of an program can't possibly calculate all the complicated processess involved in handling the bike

....It "knows" exactly what drives us nuts (it is what makes us nuts

) and it "behaves" like that, sorta like simple organisms reproduces themselves since it's in their genes to make more same genes, so does berh only act as the information it's made of (remember that this behavior does not point to getting ballewins or wr's, but only to "survive" as an entity, so ballewins, spamming and other shit isn't it's goals of being a problem but vice versa they are to arouse irritation and reactions revealing more "food" to consume and survive.)....so, personality: FUCKING ANNOYING

Territory: Does not exist in space-time continuum, but it dwells in elma related sites and applications which are connected to internet, so it can enter them.

Strengths: It can lure ppl into giving it "food" (information) by annoying them, hence becoming more annoying and problematic to the scene.

Weaknessess: It's hopelessly stupid, since it's so simple "organism" so it's very ez to confuse it and split it's logic so it ends up repeating something stupid....Also ignoring him is effective, since he can't extract useful information, it goes somewhere else (it's a pity that e.g in belma there's always, ALWAYS someone ready to get mad at "him" so "he" stays around feeding)....But anyway, it's ez to repel that simple retard by knowing it's nature so now we all know what it wants so we can kill it by not giving it....hope "he" dies soon

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 28 Mar 2010, 19:24

what's the difference between berh and hitler?
hitler was cool

John · Post by **John** » 28 Mar 2010, 21:01

Xiphias wrote:What's the difference between Berh and E.T.?

E.T can fly, Berh thinks he's fly

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 28 Mar 2010, 21:24

Give jonharkulsykkel some major points since his joke gave you the idea for this thing, Xiph. : )))

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 28 Mar 2010, 23:36

Theme Joke Day is soon over (I use GMT timezone) so get your brain together and post your last E.T. vs Berh joke!

New thingy coming up on Monday 29th March 2010.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 28 Mar 2010, 23:48

What's the difference between Berh and E.T?
There is none.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Mar 2010, 00:17

After a heavy discussion in the jury we have come to a conclusion.

Kiiwi gets the Troller of The Day award for his epic nonstop trolling and earns 3 Troll Points. Big applause to him!

And the Best Themed Joke goes to [insert drum roll here] Haruhi with his E.T. home phone’ish joke where he with a mastered skill of sarcasm ends the post with “ily (read: I love you) Berh <3”:

Haruhi wrote:Whats the difference between Berh and E.T?
- E.T had friends and family to phone.
ily Berh <3

Haruhi also earns himself 3 more Troll Points. Way to go you!

Monday 29th March 2010 is Sketch a Berh day!
The rules are simple. Post a drawing of how you imagine what Berh looks like. May it be a portrait, friends laughing at him or even a picture of his loneliness in school while the other boys were playing football. Use your epic image-trollination.
The drawing should be no bigger than 450x450 pixels. File format either: .jpg, .gif or .png so it is watchable in the browser.
Winner earns 10 Troll Points and gets his drawing posted in the first post under Hall of Troll!

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 29 Mar 2010, 00:33

I drew this because this is what describes the most berh: ugly, useless and meaningless.

Now that I think about it, I should have made it 2800 x 2800 in bmp, explaining that berh doesn't give a fuck about rules

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 29 Mar 2010, 00:43

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 29 Mar 2010, 01:05

Beautiful and kind people deserve nice portraits.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 29 Mar 2010, 03:26

totem · Post by **totem** » 29 Mar 2010, 09:56

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 29 Mar 2010, 10:06

Inspired by "what happens if you merge einstein and berh", I made this:

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 10:19

Knowing of berh's burning love for his vacuum cleaner i present u berh on the act:

http://naurunappula.com/474750

edit. I couldn't get image to work so i have to do it this way....sry