Troll Berh

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 11:53

It's hard to draw on paint, but there....That is my wiev of what berh might look like

edit. I decided this is better without the grey spots

John · Post by **John** » 29 Mar 2010, 13:14

Free interpretation

roope · Post by **roope** » 29 Mar 2010, 13:21

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Mar 2010, 14:08

Sketch a Berh Day - Special News

As a special price all submited drawings will earn you a total of TWO (yes 2) Troll Points!

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 29 Mar 2010, 14:30

Another view of mine:

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 29 Mar 2010, 14:53

i repost a rage-berh i made some time ago
sry, for hugeness: http://up.k10x.net/tuidihgmtcwgp/rageberh.JPG

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 14:57

Here's another....Will be last drawing from me, takes too much time and strength to make more

welle · Post by **welle** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:00

wow Kiiwi, I really like your style. Quite unusual for Paint. You should make another one and capture the editing with something like screentoaster. Or even better use fraps and upload a speeded up version on youtube.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:01

I do like it a lot too

jonsykkel · Post by **jonsykkel** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:04

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:09

welle wrote:wow Kiiwi, I really like your style. Quite unusual for Paint. You should make another one and capture the editing with something like screentoaster. Or even better use fraps and upload a speeded up version on youtube.

Thank u

Yes i think i'll keep that in mind, tho' it might be pretty boring to watch, i didn't use anything but pencil and brush to make colors....no rectangles or anything as u can see (used paint last time when i was maybe 12). i just tried to draw like i would with a pen and paper, that's why the style is so shaky and weird looking

Still, again thx.

edit. cool jonharkulbananas

...Thats one ugly bastard

jonsykkel · Post by **jonsykkel** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:16

Kiiwi wrote:edit. cool jonharkulbananas :D ...Thats one ugly bastard

Thanks :)))))))

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:28

Jon, I like how you portraited him as being sick old xD
maybe there should be a short vote to see who wins :O tough competition here =) still many hours to go

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 29 Mar 2010, 16:44

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Mar 2010, 17:45

welle earns one Troll Point for discovering a fatal error in the score board

jonsykkel · Post by **jonsykkel** » 29 Mar 2010, 17:50

was crap bale on, so i thought i might as well make another one...

ville_j · Post by **ville_j** » 29 Mar 2010, 18:54

Looks, interests.. everything's the same!

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 29 Mar 2010, 19:18

That's an insult to pedobear!

(joke, gief point!)

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 19:42

I have one more suggestion (This one's figurative)

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 29 Mar 2010, 21:32

Blame the church..

jonsykkel · Post by **jonsykkel** » 29 Mar 2010, 21:46

hahahaha ez win with that one, teajay xDD

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 29 Mar 2010, 21:47

I vote for teajay

I think this is definitely plausible, Adam. (|8{

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 29 Mar 2010, 22:27

lol teajay

btw:

fixed for truth

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 29 Mar 2010, 22:28

epic tj and jonsterionxD

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 29 Mar 2010, 23:13

i'll try the pope card too, seemed like a max concept (sry for the quality, made fast)

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 29 Mar 2010, 23:19

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 29 Mar 2010, 23:33

gaddame ;D

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 30 Mar 2010, 00:58

Sketch a Berh Day has ended
After a tough discussion with flying chairs and bags of troll all over the winner has been chosen!

jonharkulsykkel takes the win and earns himself a place in the Hall of Trolls! Also he won 10 Troll Points!

As a special bonus since it was really hard to choose I've added 2nd and 3rd place prices as well.

2nd place winner (loser?) is teajay with his pope rendition and earns 8 Troll Points.

Kiiwi takes 3rd place with his nature like shit bag portrait of Berh and nails yet another 6 Troll Points to his total score.

Tuesday 30th March 2010 - Answer the Troller Day
Todays trolling consists of asking a trollable question and then the next user replies with a Berh Trolling answer and asks a new question. Plane and simple. Remember that it is not allowed to answer your own question!

example:

Code: Select all

Dude1
Q: Is Berh gay?
Dude2
A: yes
Q: Does Berh have AIDS?

You get 1 Troll Point for each question and answer given. (1 point per post that is.)
Most creative question earns 5 Troll Points
Most creative answer gets 8 Troll Points

I start
Q: Why did Berh's father smile when Berh's mother went on a business trip?

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 30 Mar 2010, 01:16

A: Because her mother wasn't a huge fan of pedophiles

Q: Which would u consider berh's best (read:least fucked up) feature (physical or mental)?

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 30 Mar 2010, 02:46

He can spell. (read: Least fucked up)

What is berh afraid of?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 30 Mar 2010, 11:08

One day not being able to spell out the address of the ftp server he likes most.

What would be berh's favourite dish?

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 30 Mar 2010, 11:38

There's a picture of it 4 post's upwards

if berh could have kids....what would they be like?

Oh, i'll throw a basic troll in just as bonus: A man comes from a bar and catches a taxi (just so happens, berh is driving this taxi), on the back seat sits a nun, more beatuful then any woman he has ever seen, he's drunk (da, he came from a bar) and can't control himself for long, so he starts proposing all kinds of kinky stuff to the nun. The nun, ofc, won't have any of it and tells the driver to pull over and disappears to the cool night air in a park nearby....berh the taxi driver understands the mans distress and tipshim off: Every night at 20.00 oä clock sharp, that same nun passes through that park. The next evening the man has prepared himself and stalks in the bushes, feeling himself stupid, he has dressed in a robe and is wearing a crown of thorns, but the taxi guy was right, damn, here she comes right in time, the man waits...Just when the nun is close to the bush where the man is hiding he throws a smoke bomb on the ground and rises, the nun falls on her knees (praying and whatnot)...The man begins his scheme: "I'm thy lord, teh Jesus, i have come once again on earth...To make offspring, and i have chosen u good nun, will u have my, thy lords seed?" he asks. The nun ofc accepts this high honor and they get on with it in the nearby bush. Not before long the man's consciousness begins to nag "for gods sakes ur humping a nun" it nags "ur sick, get help" it nags....The man can't takeit anymore and in the middle of the coitus he confessess, "Listen, nun (aah, oih) i'm not what u think i am, im bot Jesus, im the man who harassed u at the taxi last night".....Nun replies "It's ok...for im not the nun either, i'm the taxi driver"

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 30 Mar 2010, 12:57

Considering that it's next to impossible to go any lower than him, and that it's very unlikely for him to produce anything better than himself, his kids would probably be exactly like himself.

Q: What music does Berh listen to?

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 30 Mar 2010, 13:01

harsh noise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGzrL8J0t-c) and elma-rap

what's berh's sexual preference?

Bludek · Post by **Bludek** » 30 Mar 2010, 13:26

Billy-goats.

How does berh's house look like?

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 30 Mar 2010, 14:02

What house? He lives in the sewers, fighting with rats over other ppls feces

How would u arrange a date/fuck for berh?

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 30 Mar 2010, 15:27

Come with me - I've got candy.

How did Berh feel reading this topic?

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 30 Mar 2010, 15:39

Finally an enjoyable and actually professional thread. Kewl drawings btw, never'd orka do such. Hope Xiph and co. won't run out of good ideas soon:) I will be also expressing my extreme sadness and humiliation here every time the topic seems neglected, so that your motivation will be hopefully at least on an average level.

And yeah, I feel kind of trolled, actually after such effort I'd be glad to be sad so I could reward you with my crying picture. So far too much fun, but after I'm gonna stop laughing at those I'll find a while when I'm really sad, (e.g. poorly written exam, or a condom breaks or sach) I'll try to focus on the sorrow and cry a bit, so you've got the power to keep up with the good work. Also, I'll try to find some pics of me you could edit to make me look sad/retard/whatever - brb.

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 30 Mar 2010, 15:57

some 10, more maybe after some trolls
http://up.k10x.net/otmiursxkvfem/berh10.rar

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 30 Mar 2010, 16:14

D'uh....There, berhs extreme retardedness strikes again

1. U failed to follow the simplest of instructions: if u answer a question, u must make one too...and u didn't (surprise surprise)

2. Wth for do u have condoms when u don't have anything to use them on...or is to protect ur mouth when ur making money as male-prostitute (not that i'd suspect u'd have any customers)

3. I have no interest in editing some poor guys pictures u download from the net and try to claim ur the one in them (u can't afford a camera and if u borrow one, it'd break when u open the lense cover)

4. Cool is written cool not kewl

5. This is berh trolling topic, and u can't troll urself (it's logically impsy, cuz even u did, it wouldn't be trolling in thetrue sense) so go jump in a well.

Now gtfo and go buy urself a life or a gun (to get rid of the crappy one u have now)

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 30 Mar 2010, 17:43

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 30 Mar 2010, 19:45

Igge wrote:Come with me - I've got candy.

How did Berh feel reading this topic?

It asked itself the question: "if neither the real world nor the virtual world accepts me, what will I become?" and, with the lack of answer coming to its mind, it felt an overwhelming feeling of shame and sadness, grabbed a rope and hung itself. Hopefully.

What does berh eat for breakfast?

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 30 Mar 2010, 20:10

There's a picture of it 15 posts above.

Who is Berh's favourite levelmaker?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 30 Mar 2010, 21:35

me, he doesn't even need to hack the level to make it unfinishable.

what does berh usually do between 3 and 4 am?

jonsykkel · Post by **jonsykkel** » 30 Mar 2010, 21:51

wanks to finman pictures

why is his name on lauta abruzzi?

Kiiwi · Post by **Kiiwi** » 30 Mar 2010, 23:24

A: He (in his great wisdom and intelligence) figured it's an anagram of word "i beat ur fucking ban, im so sexy that it hurts".

Q: in which species do u think berh belongs to, mammals? lizards or sach? a fish perhaps?

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 31 Mar 2010, 00:23

he's a mushroom.

Why berh is berhabdul?

Ecchi · Post by **Ecchi** » 31 Mar 2010, 00:44

Abdul looks like a terrorist name imo.

What part of his body does he like the most?

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 31 Mar 2010, 00:45

31st of March 2010 - Answer the Troller Day is over
Due to lazyness combined with a bit of mongoness I will refrain from updating tonight and try to do so early in the morning "tomorrow".

Todays trolling will be normal Joke a Berh day. So start doing some "A Berh walks into a bar" or what ever'ish jokes you can come up with. =)
Happy trolling Trollers!

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 31 Mar 2010, 05:02

A berh walks into a bar. he gets beaten up by everyone cause he is a goddamn motherfucker and stinks like shit. he dies.