Troll Berh

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 31 Mar 2010, 07:45

Berh walks into a bar. He's never been to such a place and doesn't know what to do so he quits Leisure Suit Larry.

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 31 Mar 2010, 10:45

How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 31 Mar 2010, 11:05

Berh walks into a bar, but finds himself not being able to reconnect.

FinMan · Post by **FinMan** » 31 Mar 2010, 13:22

I'm too late for Q/A things but got one:

What does berh do when he is not spamming belma?

Is plarring dictionary to make a cool-looking lauta post with many words in it.

John · Post by **John** » 31 Mar 2010, 13:22

Berh walks into a bar. He brags about it the next day.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 31 Mar 2010, 13:30

No, that's Mawane. ;x

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 31 Mar 2010, 13:45

Igge pwns 2 more points for the Spambot Alert topic posts xD ill try to update now

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 31 Mar 2010, 13:50

don't forget a finman, it also deserves one point

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 31 Mar 2010, 15:12

LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.

irl giggle xD

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 31 Mar 2010, 23:17

Berh walks into a bar. He finds a chick and gets laid. APRIL FOOLS =DDD

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 1 Apr 2010, 05:31

What do you get when you cross shit with berh?

berh.

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 1 Apr 2010, 05:57

What's the difference between berh and a pail filled with fresh, brown, soft, stinking shit?

The pail.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 2 Apr 2010, 01:03

Late update on the Answer the Troller Day.
Hard to choose I'm afraid but the ironi in Kiiwi's question was unbearably funny as well as LousQ's nailed of an answer! Way to go you guys!

Kiiwi wrote:if berh could have kids....what would they be like?

LousQ wrote:Considering that it's next to impossible to go any lower than him, and that it's very unlikely for him to produce anything better than himself, his kids would probably be exactly like himself.

1st April 2010 - Joke of the day

LousQ wrote:How many Berhs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Impossible. He uses "free rotate" and breaks the whole lamp.

5 extra Troll Points for you LousQ!

2nd April 2010 - Extra special! - Trollable Hoylage Day
Since this is all Elma related I will throw in a new event.
Two brand new levels for you to hoyl.
TrollB01.lev
TrollB02.lev

Finish one of the levels, upload the replay and you instantly earn 2 Troll Points. So a total of 4 Points possible to get here!

Other than that the rules will be these:

Best Time in each level at the end of the day earns points as follows:

1st place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
2nd place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
3rd place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
4th place gets 4+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
5th place gets 2+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*

* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Best Total Time at the end of the day earns following points (only for those who actually finish both of the levels):

1st place gets 15+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
2nd place gets 12+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
3rd place gets 10+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
4th place gets 8+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*
5th place gets 6+0.5*(total players) Troll Points.*

* Rounded up to nearest whole number.

Changes may occur in the Troll Points system.

NOTICE
To avoid massive spammage I advice you to edit your post when you upload new replays.
BREAKING NEWS!
Due to trolling from several trollers you now have to PM me the replays.

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 2 Apr 2010, 07:36

Stupid idea to upload replays in topic

i pmed them to you.

However, as a Trolling bonus, i made this lev last night and balled it.

ville_j · Post by **ville_j** » 2 Apr 2010, 11:30

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 2 Apr 2010, 11:40

BREAKING NEWS!
Due to trolling from several trollers you now have to PM me the replays.

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 3 Apr 2010, 03:37

watch out with the trolls

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 4 Apr 2010, 11:57

Sorry, but what are berhabdul doing to deserve all this? I haven't been following.

Chris · Post by **Chris** » 9 Apr 2010, 13:33

Polarix wrote:Sorry, but what are berhabdul doing to deserve all this? I haven't been following.

He is tool. He posts fake times and does other hacks on belma.

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 9 Apr 2010, 13:39

move move guys i feel undertrolled recently

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 12 Apr 2010, 20:51

wahts berh?
nothin'

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:07

Raven wrote:wahts berh?
nothin'

:D

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:18

Berh is über.

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:27

berh is an idiot idiot

Madness · Post by **Madness** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:30

abruzzi wrote:berh is an idiot idiot

Don't insult idiot idiot.

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:31

abruzzi, you need to check your messages!

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:38

some people actually think I'm berh .. lol
anyone wants nitro'ed belma.exe file?

Grace · Post by **Grace** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:39

big deal, i got asked if i was john in disguise once.

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 12 Apr 2010, 22:51

i want it xiph. would be cool to have some fun with it

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 12 Apr 2010, 23:26

I added +10minute time to each finish you get xD could do more but I think 10minutes is enough xD but ez cheat in survivor/slowness battles =/=/=/ dunno if sharing would be good xd

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 13 Apr 2010, 10:09

No, it would suck, gtfo

FinMan · Post by **FinMan** » 13 Apr 2010, 12:34

Xiphias, i think your time in belma doesnt matter, just the time you used to finish so those 10 mins does not matter there.

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 13 Apr 2010, 13:45

No, you're wrong, gtfo

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 13 Apr 2010, 15:08

No, you're a berh, gtfo

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 13 Apr 2010, 17:19

FinMan wrote:Xiphias, i think your time in belma doesnt matter, just the time you used to finish so those 10 mins does not matter there.

I tested it online. It works.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 13 Apr 2010, 18:36

well, I'd play it (offline of course)

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:52

Who's abruzzi?
- Berh

Who's Berh?
- berh

Who's berh?
- gay?!?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:54

Yo dawg, i heard you like nitros so i put berh to the belma

John · Post by **John** » 15 Apr 2010, 14:18

Bjenn · Post by **Bjenn** » 24 Apr 2010, 03:33