Would you rather...

[User]

here you post a question in format "would you rather..." followed by 2 options. you answer the previous posters question and after that you make your own question. You can also explain your reasoning.

would you rather shave your eyebrows or run once naked through some crowded place (supermarket or the like)?

[jonsykkel]

the second one depends on the crowd ofc, but i say shave eyebrows

woud you rather be jappe2 or forget to save a wr rec

[analcactus]

I'd rather forget to save wr rec cause i dont care about my TT, and to be jappe2 is... you understand.
Would ya rather take cactus in your anal or be granted with horrible blowjob (cunnilingus if you're abula or akb) managed by bjorn?

[ville_j]

Ok I was slow, but here are answers to both and my question!
1. Very easy ofc, forget to save a wr rec.
2. Maybe the bjorn thing :/

Would you rather die for real, or only play your death (witness protection, michael jackson etc.) meaning you can't contact any of people you know and they think u r ded?

[Igge]

Not die obv. Then if I don't like it I can always commit suicide anyway.

Would you rather be deaf or be completely unable to control your own bladder?

[Mawane]

Deaf

Would you rather kill a chicken with axe or kill a beef by knocking it on the head with hammer? (ye, some butcher methods can be rude)

[Pab]

beef ofc because of the hammer

would you rather be God or the Devil (both know zweqs tunel terror style)

[gimp]

Answer: The devil, i dont believe in either but from what ive heard the devil seems to have more fun.

Question: Would you rather be killed by a bear or a shark?

[analcactus]

A shark cause then this accident will appear in news all over the world! And yes, there're lots of bears walking through the streets of russia...
Would you rather do wr in wu with improve of 0.01 (13.99) or in lab pro with improve of 1.00 (dunno newest wr time)?

[Bludek]

Ez catfood. I always wondered how does it taste. Maybe its not so bad.

Would you rather live with girl of your dreams, but never have sex with her or with ugly below average looking girl but have sex whenever you want?

[analcactus]

The 1st thing; i'll be masturbating on her hair everyday :]
would you rather eat soup with pieces of hair or with leg nails?

[Mawane]

hair, but pretty sure i'd feel sick if not be sick

Would you rather miss Christmas time (23dec to 2jan) for triple/quadruple money working away from family and friends or have holydays?

[Lukazz]

ez take the money, i don't care that much about christmas

would you rather fap to a dog-fucks-hot-girl or a granny porn?

[Mawane]

dick cut off

would you rather escape like this or stay chained and die?

[jonsykkel]

i love this movie!! i woud escape
woud you rather die by elektrik chair or get cut in half

[Kopaka]

depends if it's vertically or horisontal and from top or from buttom, if vertically form top I'd prefer that, otherwise electric

would you rather have sex with classic mermaid top half fish buttom half human, or vice verca top half human buttom half fish?

[Bismuth]

definitely top human, ez oral sex and boobs

would you rather be me or mawane

[Madness]

the first option: me

would you rather win 1 million dollars or get 10 wrs in elma ?

[Kiiwi]

ez, money

would rather live ur nighmare or someone elses dream?

[Igge]

Whotefak would want to live a nightmare? Someone else's dream is probably niec as well.
Answer: Someone elese's dream.

Would you rather get stuck faaaar down in some urban exploration-ish place (like mega claustrophobic) alone and be down there for days, or would you rather die immediately? (You wouldn't know if someone will find you or nat)

[Lee]

someone else's dream. would be interesting

would you rather lose your lips or your eye lids?

edit: too late

die immediately. preferably painlessly.
would you rather lose your lips or your eye lids?

[Bludek]

lips.

Imagine you are 40 years old and you will live another fourty years. Would you rather live your life forward or backward from now on?