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Humour of the Day
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I found this short quote quite funny xD
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getting response on mopolauta is as intimidating as an old lay's breath-!
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One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I
show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me
five free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.
The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches
his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five
beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and
will grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then
the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will
grant one wish. Choose carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000
ducks came out of nowhere.
The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."
The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10
inch pianist?"
show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me
five free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.
The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches
his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five
beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and
will grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then
the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will
grant one wish. Choose carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000
ducks came out of nowhere.
The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."
The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10
inch pianist?"
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That got me
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:D
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<jaytea> uh milk was invented in 1966
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<teh_mila> bah, fucked up nice labpro ride cause i almost fell of the chair:)
<jaytea> uh milk was invented in 1966
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<teh_mila> bah, fucked up nice labpro ride cause i almost fell of the chair:)
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3 guys are in a cafe:
One says: Ive got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: Ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: Ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: Ive really got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER !?!?
One says: Ive got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: Ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: Ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: Ive really got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER !?!?
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older than the interwebs.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Reminded me of Ghostbusters.
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<joke>
So there was internet forum, called mopolauta. It was a complete joke.
</joke>
So there was internet forum, called mopolauta. It was a complete joke.
</joke>