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GodFather was stabbed for using the word "niggah" and
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GodFather fell down and kept bleeding and
"... And you will now my name is the LORD when I lay my fingaz upon thee"
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ciph's mom came there and the odeur of her pussy
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But where is the "and"?
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GodFather´s nose exploded and there where snot all over the place. Ciph where devestaded that his mum had killed GodFather. And
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Napoleon started to höyl with eppeJ in multi. They höyled so much that they made a multi DK-rec in Warm Up. New rule: Because of that...
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...they were very happy and made a party were ALL elma kuski around the world came, because of that...

(hmmm, wounder if it is true what eppeJ wrote)
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eppeJ and Napoleon started making out and they did it quite long and cuz of that.......
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GodFather got jealous (BIG time!), so he höyled a tt equal to eppeJ´s. And then he said: Im sorry, eppej! And because of that...
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ChuckleS and JameS decided to have a 12 hour hoyl on Saturday to beat eppeJ and GodFather's tt. Because of that...
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GodFather was so sorry, that he made a magic carpet for for Napoleon. With that carpet you could höyl yourself to be World Champ! Everybody was interested. And because of that...
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ChuckleS realized that his tt already was better than eppeJ and Napoleons! But, they could beat their multi Warm Up 07:49. And because of that...
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massive earthquakes and tsunamis devestated the whole planet. eventually all the huge meteorites corrupted the planet core and caused it to collapse leaving earth a dead planet. Because of that
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story continues....

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everyone started thinking how many times this had happened before. And cuz of that.....
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No life ever came back because itd only happen again.
(If someone has to keep this going...) because of that...
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there was this nude woman who has enormous titties and
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when she walked her titties swayed so beautifully that she caused several heart attacks every day. because of that
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the girl sold her self to a ak-trigga-nigga from the xtc hood who were so cool that they phukked the girl 24/7 for 6months and after that everyone had aids so they went to the hospital in miranda and got rid of their aidses and then
Im just a pretty boy or whatever you call it.
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hmm... everyone's using their own "endings" now. Anyway the girl went to a shop near the hospital. She noticed somethign wierd. She wasn't in the Miranda anymore! "WTF" she said. Then a policeman came with two uzis and started killing. The girl survived and ran away... and then happened this silly thing....(my own ending :wink: )
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the girls clothes fell on the ground and she ran naked all the way home 1374km 312m 58cm away. After that she was so horny she raped everyone alive in her hometown. Next she wen't to the cemetery.. However
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She couldn't find any zombies wandering around and left right away and then happened this silly thing.......
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a bunch of weird-looking, green-colored little men came down from a UFO, and took her with them back to the planet Ix-67, so..
Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
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she could produce energy. they stuck her into a machine that fucked her 24/365 for 10 years and lived happily without need of ne different energy source. after that, though
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story continues....

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she felt so dirty and called ODB (ol' dirty bastard 8) ) to come over and then happened this silly thing.....
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... the story froze for about 11 years until good ol' tj came and revived it, although...
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... noone else was enthusiastic enough to lengthen the story with another glorious sentence, so that tj himself decided to fill the gap with a very long sentence, thus creating a ...
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teajay wrote:... noone else was enthusiastic enough to lengthen the story with another glorious sentence, so that tj himself decided to fill the gap with a very long sentence, thus creating a ...
le what does "noone" mean? A search yielded no result xD It seems as though you managed to use a non-existing word. If it's not in my system, it DOES NOT EXIST XD (le star wars 2 reference)
Still, I must confess that you're sentences was very delightful in a narrow way. Your a good person, so much can I say.
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