What's on your computer desk right now?

[Lee]

Besides computer gear (eg. tower, monitor, speakers, keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, printer, etc.)

My desk:

Dirty plate and fork
Pile of business cards
Cell phone
Skin cream
Wallet
Egg cup
Headphones
Metallic beer mug
Coaster
Broken 750gb HDD
Hand grip
Edited: forgot to look behind my tower
Torch
Sunglasses
Glass jar with some promotional stickers inside

Now it's your turn!

[roope]

Many empty glasses
Empty cans of beer and long drink
Bills (all paid though :P)
Dirty plates
Headset
A roll of paper towel
A small pocketknife

[Igge]

2 laptops, 2 monitors, 2 hp dl380g7, 2 hp p2000 G3, 4 hp b 8-31 switches, 1 rx2800 itanium server, countless CDs, DVDs, USB sticks, cables, SFP boxes and paper notes. Also a forest of coffee cups. That, and some random things to fill the rest of the space.

[Bjenn]

Work desktop: Two laptops, two cellphones, two IP phones, lots and lots of random stuff, papers, dymo, notes, pencils, tape, scissor, USBtoSerial adapter, some DVD, webcam etc.. =D
I have another bench to work on also for different purposes, I had 9 new computer terminals on it the other day (touchscreen with built-in computer). Also a nice green plant there.

[Madness]

A cup of tea. No mess on my desk.

[Zweq]

dishes, bills, receipts, trash, broken shit, whatnat. I like chaos and mess, feels like home not some fugn fag facility <3

[Lousku]

Dishes, cans, food, wallet, laptop, external hd, knife, smoking things, a pile of paper.

[Tigro]

• glasses (for drink)
• glasses (for sight)
• hair comb
• piles of sheet music
• plenty of handkerchiefs
• some eurocents
• insuarance card
• maps of Žilina town (around 12)
• mp3 player
• old analog radio
• kindle
• many cables
• some white board markers
• small white board
• theatre ticket (Tenessee Williams: A streetcar named Desire) - used
• rulers
• watchmaker screw drivers
• instruction sheets for Hi-fi, kindle
• box of Kandys sugar
• phones
• MtG cards (lol)
• some photos
• food, dishes, cups, mugs etc...
• greeting cards (for birthday, from grandparents)
• Citadel board game
• pile of books (Terry Pratchett)
• school books (IT and Mathematics mostly)
• keys
• bills
• dried chilli peppers
• scissors and stuff like that
• instant soup (Maggi)
• some CDs, games
• knives, plenty of markers, pens, pencils...
• my notebook ofc, with charger and mouse, internet cable sometimes attached, sometimes i run wi-fi

today i have pretty clean table. Often it looks twice this bad.

[FinMan]

loads of useless school paper
some meds for asthma
a plastic bag
one comic book
a photo of me and my brother
antiperspirant
a voice changer
a network card
a 9 volt battery

[Chris]

Currently I don't have any desk. I use latop either in bed or on the table. On the table I have beer, glass, some shirt, coin, watch, flower, 2 remote controls, tissues, table napkin, crappy mouse, pad and laptop.

http://i.imgur.com/KXTOv.jpg

[Lee]

http://i.imgur.com/KXTOv.jpg

I have that exact same mouse pad. It's not very good though.
Also I edited my list as I forgot to look behind my tower yesterday.

[anpdad]

I have only useful stuff on my desk.
1) 200+ dvd-r discs with info conveniently arranged in them. For example, if i feel like playing old resident evil now, i can take a dvd which contains the game, perfectly set emulator for it, guides, speedruns and various stuff like perfect savegames for each point made by me, quick and nice. And i'm lazy to put them into wardrobe, which is full of them already.
2) nail scissors
3) cup of tea
4) tons of paper for math work (also used to put cup on it in order to keep table clean).
5) usb flash sticks, pens, batteries, guitar picks and that's it.
Of course it's all stacked in random piles, but it's impossible to find things quickly when they're organized >:D

Also, fuck dirty plates to oblivion, they smell gross and look gross. And they smell.

[Pingywings]

points of interest:
- 4 broken coathangers (2 hiding behind keyborad)
- 4 mcdonalds vouchers
- most things are broken
- i found 5p

[Chris]

I have that exact same mouse pad. It's not very good though.

Yes, but I don't want to use my mouse directly on the table and this is the only pad I got.

[ville_j]

• a glass of water
• a plate
• a lighter
• two (empty) cans of beer
• a water bottle
• a pile of dvds
• a magazine
• a calculator
• a bag of chewing gum
• a medallion
• a calendar
• several pencils
• memo's
• two mobile phones
• headphones
• papers (contracts etc.)
• batteries
• a cd case
• a usb dongle
• an nfc tag

[teajay]

I don't have a computer desk, it's my dinner table. And there's usually a glass with drink on it and plate with food or papers I'm using at that moment.

[A.K.B.]

Here is current desk + stuff in room as bonus.

[Tigro]

syth is some yamaha?

[A.K.B.]

Roland RD-700GX. Cost a pretty penny, but worth it.

[Pingywings]

najs keyboard

+1 for pringles too

[Morgan]

knife, phone, wallet, glasses, cup, spoon, plate, beer cap, phone charger, 2 receipts, lighter, another cup (coffee), pendrive, headphones, dishcloth

[Tigro]

A.K.B. pls read your PMs.

[Bjenn]

Dear mom, for christmas I want a big lamp for my not so big living room, I wanted to be certain you got this wish since you didn't reply to my mail from earlier this morning.
Thank you.

[sleap]

so much stuff i can hardly sum it up.
the camera is an old nikkormat. one of the mobiles is not working for me.
there are several love letters from the local police cuntforce.
the metal balls go by the name of zen magnets. nice toys!
burger king package
empty coke can
empty coke light can
empty 1.5l coke flask
glass
an sd-card
mouse pad
mouse
tool - lateralus and some other CDs underneath it
toilet paper for when i read the love letters from the coppers
a smart phone - defy where the speaker is close to damaged
nail clipper
another mobile phone i can not use
tinted protection goggles
patches
speakers
my monitor
my computer
a hdd
duct tape
a broken back scratcher
the lens hood from walimex 8mm 3.5
usualy my dslr but i was holding it in my hadn taking the picture
a bit changeable screw driver
power distribution
battery charging station manual
wii remote controler sling
a postcard with the word "untragbar" written on it (that is german for "intolerable" and i reckon that as a good last point on this list)

[teajay]

a box with paperwork I need to take care of
pencil
cap of electric shaver
very many receipts
aftershave
passport

[Igge]

a lamp
a plate (empty)
a glass of water (half full)
a cellphone
another cellphone
a computer
a monitor
a keyboard
a mousepad
a mouse

It's pretty small so I try to keep it tidy.