Sweden, is this normal?

[A.K.B.]

Dear Sweden,

Is it normal practice in your country for the left-wing party to demand men sit whilst peeing?

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/352108

Do you really think this is acceptable political policy? I really want to know what your overall thoughts are on the socialist left party who demands this and genderless pronouns amongst other policies.

Do you seriously let your women hold your cock when you go take a piss or something?

How much influence does this party have in your country? What percentage of the votes?

Regards,
Australia

[Hosp]

That party had 5.6% votes in 2010. source (swedish)
This would be very hard to control and I'm pretty sure it won't go through.

[A.K.B.]

Our socialist party gathered a total of 5,032 votes, or less than 0.1% of the vote. (listed as 0.0%) The Socialist Equality Party gathered 0 votes, as did the Communist Party. Meanwhile, the Sex Party gathered 0.6% of the vote, with 78,571 votes. The closest comparison we have to the tune of 5.6% is out resident Billionaire, Clive Palmer, who debuted his party with 5.5% of the total vote first try, and won his own seat by less than 100 votes (at one stage it was won by 7 votes, and needed a recount). To put this in perspective, this man is going to build the Titanic II and has a golf course covered mechanical dinosaurs ala Jurassic Park. Cool dude.

Our Labour party, the "Labor" Party went from a landslide win in 2007, to dumping their leader in 2010, just before the election (and after he received the highest continuous popularity rating ever). He was replaced by the first woman prime-minister. She similarly ruled for a single term in office, and shrunk the popularity of the Labor party astronomically low, paving way for the biggest loss in political history (35 seats for Labor, 112 seats for Liberal predicted). Because of this, the former prime minister pushed the new PM out of her seat and took over just before the election again. He saved about 30 of these seats, and still faced a landslide defeat again. The man responsible for ousting both of these Prime Ministers is now leader of the Labor party, who are now in opposition.

Pros of Labor: Support FTTP internet primarily, although were extremely wasteful, deceitful about costs and went about the business in an amateurish way, costing unnecessary billions to taxpayers.

More AUS totals here:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-elec ... ty-totals/

(Liberal, LNP, CLP and National are all in coalition. Labor (ALP), Labor (CLR) and the Greens are also in a coalition)

Our parties can be stupid sometimes, but at least they don't tell us how to piss.

How are your conservative and labour parties? Any general comments?

[Bjenn]

Sitting while peeing is norm. I do it, I was taught by my father.

[Hosp]

I sit and pee sometimes at home. But not in other places.

[Ruben]

I always sit and pee in the morning. Too tired to stand...

[Igge]

Same here. I kinda half sleep when peeing in the morning; just close my eyes and meditate. Couldn't do it standing.

[Pingywings]

sitting and peeing is a well deserved luxury you get every now and then and also a nessecity when u want twitter on the shitter because left hand aim is hard while tweeting about having a piss with your right hand. its just so much easier to just let it rip no hands sitting cause every angles a hit even when you get the dreaded triple shot

slightly related toilet note: i had a shit in college the other day in the music department when the brass band were rehearsing next door. it was the best shit i've ever had in my life 10/10

[Tigro]

sitting in the morning. couldnt pee into toilet standing with a boner.

[Pingywings]

pfff that problem is for lame-os if you want to be pro you get the arc perfectly right so that the golden rainbow flies into the bowl from a distance and then you're on your way to becoming an expert morning pisser without these acrobatic safe mode shenanigans

[A.K.B.]

Morning sit is max okay. But is it normal to outlaw standing up pee? Super convenient.

[Tigro]

i would rather permit women to pee standing than prohibit men standing.

[Madness]

I would rather pee in my pants than sit on a public toilet.

[Bjenn]

Now I don't know if you mean a public toilet where everyone sits, or both sit and stand.

But I don't see any problem if everyone sits on the toilet. It's just skin against plastic.

It's rather more disgusting sitting on bus where countless other people have been sitting, omg your jeans.. how much of other peoples dirt from asses don't you have now on your own jeans!? And then you sit at home, in your own sofa, OMG!!
Logic o,o

[Tigro]

i think you didnt see czech public toilets.

[A.K.B.]

One thing I didn't factor in: You can still stand up and pee into a bowl, rather than a urinal. How did they plan to regulate this? Maybe a swinging blade comes across the cubicle after a certain time and chops off the head of the offending pissing man. I hear people saying that if this were ever to happen, they'd just pee all over the cubicle as a result. xD

[Ruben]

I hate to be this guy, but... Toilet seats are actually much cleaner than most things. Hell, toilet water is usually cleaner than tap water. It's still much more disgusting, but dogs everywhere rejoice over these new found studies.

[Madness]

It's rather more disgusting sitting on bus where countless other people have been sitting, omg your jeans.. how much of other peoples dirt from asses don't you have now on your own jeans!? And then you sit at home, in your own sofa, OMG!!
Logic o,o

I usually change my clothes when I get home, you don't do it in Sweden?

[Bjenn]

It's rather more disgusting sitting on bus where countless other people have been sitting, omg your jeans.. how much of other peoples dirt from asses don't you have now on your own jeans!? And then you sit at home, in your own sofa, OMG!!
Logic o,o

I usually change my clothes when I get home, you don't do it in Sweden?

Nope.

[Igge]

I do.

[A.K.B.]

Sweeeeden plz. Let me visit and see glorious country.

[abruzzi]

lol just read it's impolite in sweden to be angry. and also they castrated all immigrants in 1960-1990

[Hosp]

if you're a swede you're not allowed to be angry or impolite but if you're an immigrant you can just do whatever you feel like :)

[A.K.B.]

I am never angry or impolite in real life. (really - mostly very calm easy going fellow) But I cannot speak a work of Swedish...

[Pingywings]

I hate to be this guy, but... Toilet seats are actually much cleaner than most things. Hell, toilet water is usually cleaner than tap water. It's still much more disgusting, but dogs everywhere rejoice over these new found studies.

i bet you £10000000 you read cracked.com

[Igge]

Or watches mythbusters)

[Ruben]

Both are true, I would probably guess Cracked is responsible for this particularity though. Man, Cracked is awesome.

[Mats]

Bene really sach hardcore negro?