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Juka bear milestone guessing competition

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[21-02]-(19:30:21) (@tubeman) bear #14 todey for juka putted (806 total bears for him)

Juka just reached 806 beers. When will he hit 1000? I will donate $1 to EOL in the name of closest guesser. You have time until the end of February 2015, guesses later than that won't count.

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15th of March.

edit: Changed my guess to 15th.
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March 20th.
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March 19th 18:13
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wat?
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that doesn't sound very healthy.
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Lukazz wrote:that doesn't sound very healthy.
Yes, I'm worried for juka :(
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What is this about, do ppl, like, write !bear every time they open a new can of beer or something?
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Kuchitsu yes. It started last autumn
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probably the saddest thing is that he drank all the bears while IRCing?
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Lukazz wrote:probably the saddest thing is that he drank all the bears while IRCing?
why? you don't have to drink beer to get drunk, but just to enjoy the taste
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4th of march 21.53
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what excactly is "a" beer? is that 0.25l, 0.33l or 0.5l?
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dont forget the 33.5cl container
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Hmm nice contest. I thought i drink much and i drink averagely ~50 beers a week converted into 0,33l cause most of them in a bar tho. Juka hard drinker :P :beer:
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Orcc wrote:[21-02]-(19:30:21) (@tubeman) bear #14 todey for juka putted (806 total bears for him)

Juka just reached 806 beers. When will he hit 1000? I will donate $1 to EOL in the name of closest guesser. You have time until the end of February 2015, guesses later than that won't count.

For analysis you can go here https://kulde.net/bear/

Guesses without time will be 00:00
March 25 2015 20:03:31 PM ofc:

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(20:03:31) <juka> hi mans happy litle saturday
(20:03:42) <juka> !bear
(20:03:42) <tubeman> bear #1 todey for juka putted (1000 total bears for him)
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jamppa wrote:Hmm nice contest. I thought i drink much and i drink averagely ~50 beers a week converted into 0,33l cause most of them in a bar tho. Juka hard drinker :P :beer:
7 beers a day is quite sick, I would assume you are an alcohol addict. And maybe juka too.
No one drinks this much normally, I think drinking every weekend is much and on the verge to be an addict.

Hope you start drinking less of the poison =)
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Teh last day to guess!

Current bear amount:
[28-02]-(12:50:49) (@tubeman) bear #2 todey for juka putted (852 total bears for him)
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march 23 clock 20:45
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well bjenn it is like 33cl 4.7% karhus so not mega alcoholic anyways
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march 15 22:05
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Oke here guess list.

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 4. march 21:53     - hosp
14. march 00:00    - xarthok
15. march 00:00    - chris
15. march 22:05    - lammas
17. march 18:00    - skint0r
18. march 00:00    - roope
19. march 18:13    - kopaka
20. march 00:00    - interhybritizer / ruben
23. march 20:45    - jonsykkel
25. march 20:03:31 - redline
15. april 00:00    - abula
Oh teh excitement! Will Abula have taken into account that juka might get fired and won't have a lot of money for bearing? Or does Hosp have secret information that juka will do 30 daily bears from now on? We will see!
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Hosp wrote:well bjenn it is like 33cl 4.7% karhus so not mega alcoholic anyways
Are there different grades of how much of an alcoholic you are?
No.
And that was a bad excuse anyway.. It's still very much alcohol intake.
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Bjenn wrote:
Hosp wrote:well bjenn it is like 33cl 4.7% karhus so not mega alcoholic anyways
Are there different grades of how much of an alcoholic you are?
No.
And that was a bad excuse anyway.. It's still very much alcohol intake.
I sure am addicted to alcohol, very rarely sober more than a week. I get drunk approximately 2-3 times a week, about 15-20 beers at once and every now and then few beers to chill. I maybe nowadays drink some more cause I work only part-time at the moment.

Also I think there's "hevier alcoholics" and "less alcoholics", for example I can do my job and always take care of things I have to and I dont consider alcohol so much problem for me.

Some Can't take care of anything but where to get 15€ to get a bottle of Koskenkorva or twelve-pack of Karhu.

..Still, very much alcohol intake :mrgreen:
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Status update:
[06-03]-(18:54:12) (@tubeman) bear #8 todey for juka putted (900 total bears for him)
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Orcc wrote:Oh teh excitement! Will Abula have taken into account that juka might get fired and won't have a lot of money for bearing?
that's usually a good reason to start bearing excessively for an moment, so that'll probably cancel out so i'ma go with teh average: 18th march. no matter that this guess won't count, would've probably gotten veri similar average before end of feb.
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[17-03]-(18:02:28) (@tubeman) bear #3 todey for juka putted (982 total bears for him)
[17-03]-(18:10:11) (juka) 3 more today dont have more


Looks like it will be a tight battle between these two gentlemen, with Ruben having a slight edge!

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19. march 18:13    - kopaka
20. march 00:00    - interhybritizer / ruben
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Orcc wrote:[17-03]-(18:02:28) (@tubeman) bear #3 todey for juka putted (982 total bears for him)
[17-03]-(18:10:11) (juka) 3 more today dont have more


Looks like it will be a tight battle between these two gentlemen, with Ruben having a slight edge!

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19. march 18:13    - kopaka
20. march 00:00    - interhybritizer / ruben
Dayum this just got exciting! :beer:
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Plot twist:

[17-03]-(20:50:59) (juka) bought new beers
[17-03]-(20:51:03) (juka) !bear
[17-03]-(20:51:04) (@tubeman) bear #7 todey for juka putted (986 total bears for him)
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It happened! Thanks to all teh participants. Juka showed no signs of accepting bribery (from jon) and made his way from 800 to 1000 in just under four weeks.

[20-03]-(17:11:09) (juka) !bear
[20-03]-(17:11:11) (@tubeman) bear #2 todey for juka putted (1000 total bears for him)
[20-03]-(17:11:15) (@Orcc) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:16) (redline) grats
[20-03]-(17:11:17) (Stini) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:19) (@Markku-) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:21) (yoosef) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:25) (jonsykkel) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:36) (juka) thx all)
[20-03]-(17:11:48) (+ville_j) gz
[20-03]-(17:11:55) (chris__) gz juka

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End of an era.

[27-10][20:22:28] <juka> was sleeping actualy, but here it goes
[27-10][20:22:34] <juka> !bear
[27-10][20:22:37] <+tubeman> bear #11 todey for juka putted (10000 total bears for him)
[27-10][20:23:19] <juka> and this is my final log
[27-10][20:37:26] <juka> 1 part of life is over now
[27-10][20:37:54] <juka> feeling empti
[27-10][20:46:32] <juka> i go cry in shower
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it means juka stopped drink yea? :?
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Is 10,000 a lot or would most people reach this number in a few years if they actually counted every time? Don't drink at all so I have no idea how impressive/sad that amount is. What would be a more standard number for 5 years?
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On average that's roughly six bears every day for five years. In Finland the general health recommendations list the risk level at 7 units a day and high risk level 24 units a week. I'd say going five years with that average will definitely have its mark on later part of life
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kuchitsu wrote: 29 Oct 2019, 10:49 Is 10,000 a lot or would most people reach this number in a few years if they actually counted every time?
it basically means you're an alcoholic.
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9 000 beers in 4 years,,,
why do you people even do this to yourself
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Orcc wrote: 29 Oct 2019, 11:50 On average that's roughly six bears every day for five years. In Finland the general health recommendations list the risk level at 7 units a day and high risk level 24 units a week. I'd say going five years with that average will definitely have its mark on later part of life
In fact no amount of alcohol is safe. Anyway:
To keep health risks from alcohol to a low level if you drink most weeks:

men and women are advised not to drink more than 14 units a week on a regular basis
spread your drinking over 3 or more days if you regularly drink as much as 14 units a week
if you want to cut down, try to have several drink-free days each week
Fourteen units is equivalent to 6 pints of average-strength beer or 10 small glasses of low-strength wine.
Drinks and units
A 750ml bottle of red, white or rosé wine (ABV 13.5%) contains 10 units.

See the guide below to find out how many units are in your favourite tipple.

Type of drink Number of alcohol units
Single small shot of spirits * (25ml, ABV 40%) 1 unit
Alcopop (275ml, ABV 5.5%) 1.5 units
Small glass of red/white/rosé wine (125ml, ABV 12%) 1.5 units
Bottle of lager/beer/cider (330ml, ABV 5%) 1.7 units
Can of lager/beer/cider (440ml, ABV 5.5%) 2 units
Pint of lower-strength lager/beer/cider (ABV 3.6%) 2 units
Standard glass of red/white/rosé wine (175ml, ABV 12%) 2.1 units
Pint of higher-strength lager/beer/cider (ABV 5.2%) 3 units
Large glass of red/white/rosé wine (250ml, ABV 12%) 3 units

*Gin, rum, vodka, whisky, tequila, sambuca. Large (35ml) single measures of spirits are 1.4 units.
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