It was mega lame I know =D fitted right in to this topic!Ruben wrote:Sach unoriginality.Bjenn wrote:Madness fake plants died because he did not pretend to water them. durk
Lame jokes
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Abused people got stockholm syndrome, going from the rapist to therapist.
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- why did the hipster drown in water?
- because he went ice skating before it was cool
- because he went ice skating before it was cool
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That's not a lame joke; that's an aswesome joke.RedLine wrote:- why did the hipster drown in water?
- because he went ice skating before it was cool
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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Bjenn that isn't full translation.
Lousku wrote:could you mayke shorter sig please mega annoying and also against rules )
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Oke, that was pretty lame
Lousku wrote:could you mayke shorter sig please mega annoying and also against rules )
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Swedish Winnie the pooh is named
Ezwin Puh!
Ezwin Puh!
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More:
Two Latvian look at clouds.
One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
1st Latvian: Is so cold.
2nd Latvian: How cold is?
1st Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Boris is go to latvian man home. Rape his daughter. Kill his dog. Shit on carpet. Latvian say why are you rape my daughter. Boris gives man potato. Good day for latvian man.
Two Latvian look at clouds.
One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
1st Latvian: Is so cold.
2nd Latvian: How cold is?
1st Latvian: Very. Also dark.
Boris is go to latvian man home. Rape his daughter. Kill his dog. Shit on carpet. Latvian say why are you rape my daughter. Boris gives man potato. Good day for latvian man.
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
<nick-o-matic> niec
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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.
Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.
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Good one Gimp, made me laugh
What do you call an attractive dog?
...Hot dog
What do you call an attractive dog?
...Hot dog
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
Elvis Parsley.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a meal. After finishing it, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "No!" - the waiter yells in pain - "Why are you doing this?"
"I am a panda. Look it up." - answers the panda before walking out of the restaurant.
With the last of his strength, the waiter picks up a dictionary, finds the word "Panda" and reads the definition:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin.
Characterised by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats shoots and leaves."
"I am a panda. Look it up." - answers the panda before walking out of the restaurant.
With the last of his strength, the waiter picks up a dictionary, finds the word "Panda" and reads the definition:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin.
Characterised by distinct black and white colouring.
Eats shoots and leaves."
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A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."
Lousku wrote:could you mayke shorter sig please mega annoying and also against rules )
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- I saw "Saw".
- I saw "Saw" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw II".
- I saw "Saw II" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw III".
- I saw "Saw III" too one BOOOOOM!
- I saw "Saw" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw II".
- I saw "Saw II" too.
Next day.
- I saw "Saw III".
- I saw "Saw III" too one BOOOOOM!
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We don't serve time travelers here.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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