Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
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Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
I apologize for this topic in advance.
The other newly necro'd toilet topic made me remember this question. It turns out the world's population is split in two equal portions, neither of which know the other exists: Those who stand up to wipe, and those who remain seated. Which one are you?
The other newly necro'd toilet topic made me remember this question. It turns out the world's population is split in two equal portions, neither of which know the other exists: Those who stand up to wipe, and those who remain seated. Which one are you?
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<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Bad idea to stand I think. Buttcheeks will get closer to each other and things will get dirty.
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Yeah agree with kuch. That's just nasty. Sitting all the way.
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Ofc sit when wiping!! Who the hell would stand up??
Follow-up questions:
2. Do you pre-paper the toilet before poopoing?
3. Do you spread your buttcheeks during pooping?
4. Do you wet the last paper when wiping?
Follow-up questions:
2. Do you pre-paper the toilet before poopoing?
3. Do you spread your buttcheeks during pooping?
4. Do you wet the last paper when wiping?
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
That's the original thread - http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=7891Igge wrote:Do you pre-paper the toilet before poopoing?
I actually came up with this technique just a few months ago. It made my toilet visits so much more comfortable!Igge wrote:Do you spread your buttcheeks during pooping?
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
I lay down on the floor to wipe
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Keep in mind that just lifting the buttcheeks from the seat qualifies as standing, I should probably have specified that. It seems sitting is winning, and let's be honest, that's the only sensible way to do it.
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Wtf sit obviously. But if there is no tp then as my Grammy says, 'if there ain't a corn on the cob might as well let your hips sway easy'
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
I have a friend who stands, so strange to me.
The other 50/50 split is scrunching vs. folding tp.
The other 50/50 split is scrunching vs. folding tp.
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OMG why would you ever scrunch?A.K.B. wrote:I have a friend who stands, so strange to me.
The other 50/50 split is scrunching vs. folding tp.
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe?
Well, for one thing, my left hand holds the paper roll and I can't do advanced origami with just one hand.
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stand ofc, how the hell to sit, idiots..
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rofl zweq, standing? xD
Poope will get stuck on both buttocks, and then you have to wipe that shit off, but it won't get off 100% cuz it's poope, and you will walk around with poope on buttocks wp.
Poope will get stuck on both buttocks, and then you have to wipe that shit off, but it won't get off 100% cuz it's poope, and you will walk around with poope on buttocks wp.
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My ass is too fat. Cant reach if sitting.
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I scrunch mine. Folding wastes time, which is more valuable than wasting the tp. Also I fold laundry and shit all the time, I don't want to fold my tp. Lastly, i feel like if I fold then I am making it much thinner than a nice scrunch, or that my hand will be bigger than the tp and I'll get shit on my hand. Scrunch 4 lyf.Ruben wrote:OMG why would you ever scrunch?A.K.B. wrote:I have a friend who stands, so strange to me.
The other 50/50 split is scrunching vs. folding tp.
P.S. this poll would suggest this standing thing is not 50/50. However I know in asian countries it is common to have stalls where you can squat, which is actually a healthier way to shit, I'm sure a substantial amount of Asians and third world countries do this.
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Squatting is just horrible, how can you shit when you can't even relax your muscles? And legs probably get tired after a while. And it always feels like you'll shit on your own legs or trousers.
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Squatty pottys are becoming more common in the west even. Quite nice feeling because when you squat the anus is much more open, so all the shit leaves with no trouble. Sitting on toilets is a very unnatural position for shitting.kuchitsu wrote:Squatting is just horrible, how can you shit when you can't even relax your muscles? And legs probably get tired after a while. And it always feels like you'll shit on your own legs or trousers.
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
<nick-o-matic> niec
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.