How would you commit suicide?

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How would you commit suicide?

Pills
1
4%
Drug overdose
7
25%
Gun
2
7%
Jump from height
9
32%
Cutting veins
1
4%
Hanging
0
No votes
On the railway track
1
4%
Suffocation
0
No votes
Other
7
25%
 
Total votes: 28

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How would you commit suicide?

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Could you explain why you created this topic? Are you just interested in the poll's results or are you looking for reactions from people? With nothing in the opening post it's easy to come up with dark reasons for why you made this.
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Will you go with the most popular option?
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I don't want to kill myself. don't worry. But at some point in my life i was thinking about it. I have psychiatric problems. I'm curious what is the least painful method and which one gives you best success rate with no risk to become handicapped for the rest of life.
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Good, I was worried :(
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Back in my university days, our medicine teacher told us that jumping from a very tall building (50+ floors) is the best and the least painful way. You'll basically die instantly when you land. He also told us to not tell anyone that he told this to us, but i'm telling it to you guys anyway. Myself, I've thought about ways to suicide several times, and to me it seems like a really solid way, but still scary as hell. Wouldn't want to somehow survive and be crippled and live in pain for 50 years. Well, not planning to do that for the next few years at least, so it's not an issue :^)
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I listen to old and wise anpdad.
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Dunno, I would ask on Mopolauta for some advice.
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anpdad wrote:Back in my university days, our medicine teacher told us that jumping from a very tall building (50+ floors) is the best and the least painful way. You'll basically die instantly when you land. He also told us to not tell anyone that he told this to us, but i'm telling it to you guys anyway. Myself, I've thought about ways to suicide several times, and to me it seems like a really solid way, but still scary as hell. Wouldn't want to somehow survive and be crippled and live in pain for 50 years. Well, not planning to do that for the next few years at least, so it's not an issue :^)
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best is to use nembutal, they use it where euthanasia is legal
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I would choose self immolation. You only get to die once, one might argue death is the only meaning to life, I want to die with as much feeling as possible.

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Taking some drug or gas sounds extremely uncool. No memorable scenes for other people to look at, no dramatic elements, you just pass out and that's it.

Why anp had medicine teacher while studying math or whatever?
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kuchitsu wrote:Why anp had medicine teacher while studying math or whatever?
It's a part of any uni's curriculum in rus imo. Depending on your uni, it could also be incorporated within other subject, like OBJ/BJD (life safety fundamentals), but you have to pass it at some point of your studying process. There are a lot of mandatory subjects like this, for example natural history and philosophy. We actually didn't have to deal with a lot of various annoying stuff, - even chemistry and draftmanship/drawing, - which are almost omnipresent regardless of your specialty. At least 90% of subjects were math-related. Which is nice.
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Oh yeah, had OBJ, history and philosophy.) But medicine sounded a bit funny to me, oke then.
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I was really stupid about this, went from only 6th floor and didn't worry about head first. Turns out, not going head first adds 20 years to your time. I had wanted teh for many years but it was always sort of unrealistic because it's hard to bypass that core survival instinct. So one moment I noticed that instinct wasn't so strong and had to take that short window of opportunity. Just a really bad method.
kuchitsu wrote:Taking some drug or gas sounds extremely uncool. No memorable scenes for other people to look at, no dramatic elements, you just pass out and that's it.
I hope you don't actually think like teh. Theer is nothing romantic about a disfigured bloody mess and shoccing some random people.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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I don't know. Maybe that's really bad but I admit I get excited in a weird way sometimes when I hear about sick stuff happening, like people setting themselves on fire or something. Maybe cuz my life is kinda mundane I find crazy stuff attractive in a weird way. Like George Carlin once said that the thing he likes to see on TV the most is bad news, people dying in fires, going nuts, etc. I'm not 100% serious about this, but not 0% either.
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Jump from height ofc :roll:
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Heroin overdose
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Horror topic, please don't kill yourself people! For me it just is so weird and there's nothing interesting in seeing people get hurt or die either. I can't watch any of the stuff that people link on the internet, even if it wasn't anything brutal. I just get so bad vibes from thinking okay that person is dead. Actually, even reading this topic I feel uncomfortable, I hope it didn't exist. I can get overly sad if I hear someone thinking about suicide, I just want to do something to make them feel better. But I guess there's nothing I could do anyways, so I don't know, that's why I don't like it.
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What teh hell topic. Don't take your lives please. I don't wanna lose another Maw.

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Idiot topic yeah.
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Lying parallel on a railway track with your feet in the direction the train is coming with your legs parted, so it hits your crotch region first.
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Lee wrote:Lying parallel on a railway track with your feet in the direction the train is coming with your legs parted, so it hits your crotch region first.
Imagine the train stopped right on your balls!
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Live unhealthy lifestyle until heartattack or stroke
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Hosp wins. Waiting method is nice.
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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here in this very topic i am agre with ville_j

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As much as I like to live, I sometimes ponder this subject when I think about being very ill or very depressive. Luckily my life was almost always very happy, but when misery strikes I'd go for sleeping pills and a fridge. Jumping from a big height creates a mess and you're always risking hitting another person. I like the thought that help with suicide is getting respected more and more these days. The worst thing people do is jump in front of trains. Imagine the horrific experience for the train drivers. Better help these people with dying instead of letting them murder themselves like that outside in the open.
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train, hangman, or some good torture just for lulz
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Take cyanide pills, then immediately jump from a high building while stabbing myself into the belly, just to be sure.
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abruzzi wrote:or some good torture just for lulz
Sounds fun! I would try to enjoy my suicide too.
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On April 25, 2013, a man jumped off from the empire state building observation deck at 86th floor and landed alive on the 85th floor from where the security guards managed to bring him inside the building where he suffered only minor injuries.
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