Tip of the Day

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 30 Jun 2003, 08:49

a tip a day keeps the doctor away

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 1 Jul 2003, 20:12

dont buy levis

chux · Post by **chux** » 1 Jul 2003, 22:52

Dont post as much as Ky, its not normal

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 1 Jul 2003, 23:12

chux wrote:Dont post as much as Ky, its not normal

Look who's talking:

chux: 4.01 ppd (posts per day)
Ky.Jelly: 3.64 ppd

chux · Post by **chux** » 1 Jul 2003, 23:35

Doh, ok, I'll rephrase that...
Someone who has as many tips as Ky is too wise to be posting here. He should be writing books or studying philosophy

(Plus he has a bigger total posts than me

)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 2 Jul 2003, 02:13

chux wrote:Doh, ok, I'll rephrase that...
Someone who has as many tips as Ky is too wise to be posting here. He should be writing books or studying philosophy

yea at leaast it would be a beta read than harry potter, i would get the award for second most mongo book ever

devin · Post by **devin** » 2 Jul 2003, 02:38

Is this the Argue-about-who-posts-more topic...I think not

back to topic: dont post in wrong topic

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 2 Jul 2003, 08:33

DONT PRINT YOUR PORN ON COMPANY PRINTER

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 2 Jul 2003, 08:39

don`t buy things that you will not use

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 3 Jul 2003, 07:42

dont get trapped into long phone convos

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Jul 2003, 00:36

theres plenty of time to sleep wen ur dead

xp · Post by xp » 5 Jul 2003, 11:09

Don't break your arm 2 days before you going to a snowboard camp

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Jul 2003, 11:35

do not stay in a house where you can see the back door from the front door

Bokhylle · Post by **Bokhylle** » 5 Jul 2003, 11:49

xp wrote:Don't break your arm 2 days before you going to a snowboard camp

If you break your arm. Still go to the snowboard camp!

MopoGirl · Post by **MopoGirl** » 5 Jul 2003, 14:22

xp wrote:Don't break your arm 2 days before you going to a snowboard camp

DUDE that really sucks, i so feel sorry for you

xp · Post by xp » 5 Jul 2003, 22:48

I was at the doctor today, and he said that I just had hit a muscle
so that I am unable to move my arm. (I thought it was broken)

dz · Post by dz » 6 Jul 2003, 00:00

if ur sleepy, don't let the sleep wait. u won't do anything useful anyway.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Jul 2003, 03:55

do not wot ever you do eat your sister

Juble · Post by **Juble** » 6 Jul 2003, 04:46

Dont Eat curry you have to face it in the toliet

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 7 Jul 2003, 20:43

curry is good for arthritis

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 9 Jul 2003, 08:45

dont ever go bak to 56K

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Jul 2003, 09:14

dont max out ur credit card

dz · Post by dz » 10 Jul 2003, 22:24

fart, whenever you have a change

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 10 Jul 2003, 23:14

don't irc with modem

Juish · Post by **Juish** » 11 Jul 2003, 09:07

when talking to a girl on msn and she says

"more"

dont say

"thats what your mother said to me last night."

ok

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 11 Jul 2003, 09:58

place ur computer close to ur bed so u can lie down and play elma

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Jul 2003, 11:03

dont tell ur girlfriend her haircut is shit

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 11 Jul 2003, 12:13

dont tell ur girlfriend, that she looks like a cow

dz · Post by dz » 11 Jul 2003, 13:02

tip, totd aint 2totds

Post by **SveinR** » 11 Jul 2003, 18:20

dz wrote:fart, whenever you have a change

Nice tip. Kenny didn't follow it..He died

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Jul 2003, 20:09

dont smell someone elses armpits

epp · Post by **epp** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:04

dont die

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:07

eat chips, chips is best thing ever, u can survive by eating chips

epp · Post by **epp** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:09

dont listen to tips posted by napol

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:10

evul mongo eppeJ

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:14

well: best tip of today..:

Always listen to Dr.Phil, he is the man of all the wise

epp · Post by **epp** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:17

ok, u can listen to that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!

once saw a quote from him, where he said:
"i am a bitch, and u are a liar!"

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Jul 2003, 00:40

dont eat to many mints after sex

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Jul 2003, 07:53

dont drive forklifts backwards if you cant see

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 14 Jul 2003, 08:15

Sleep enough in the night,so you wouldn`t be sleepy when you play elma

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Jul 2003, 06:59

dont give up smoking in winter

jw · Post by jw » 15 Jul 2003, 07:15

Ky.Jelly wrote:dont give up smoking in winter

why not?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Jul 2003, 08:35

caus smoking keeps u warm

jw · Post by jw » 15 Jul 2003, 13:58

sex gets me warmer, so new tip: don't quit a relationship in the winter

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Jul 2003, 19:02

thats why im trying to start one,

dont carry lots of coins in ur wallet at once

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Jul 2003, 06:35

dont cut ur toe nail in public

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Jul 2003, 05:17

dont dream about putting on makeup

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 18 Jul 2003, 22:20

Always read the first post in a contest thread.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Jul 2003, 22:30

get up before teh sun can burn ur face while u sleep

2fast · Post by **2fast** » 19 Jul 2003, 07:21

I lost mIRC 2 days ago and now I haven`t talked to all the mongos there,but I can`t think a tip out of it