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dont eat upside down
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cranberry juice is good for your prostate
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running from the cops is the most funnest thing
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always the small print in the written bit for any add
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dont put tabasco sauce under your eyes
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dont drive and drink, drink before you drive
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save money to not only retire early, but to retire with 20 year old wife
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OMG has Ky.Jelly finally run out of tips?

Hmmm. I can't think if any either... :(
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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don't fart in a milk carten and store it in a freezer for a week and get your lil sister to smell it.
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dont bite your finger nails, bite your toe nails.
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dont drink orange juice after brushing yo teeth.
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Go the the bus place in time, otherwise the bus will drive without you ;(
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Don't make 3 seperate posts inside 5 minutes when they can easily all be made into 1 post.
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dont listen to magnus haha
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nah i still got tips, but i cant be arsed posting them, reading is enough for me atm,

but yea bob, its tip of the day not tip of the hour
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there were like 1min apart, so why would that be tip of the hour.

tip: beware of cuz, he gets a little lost sometimes.
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do not staple you skin together, its not the stapling that hurts, its the removal
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going to work does not have to be something you do every day, you just dont get paid for it
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If you dont read this topic, you wont know if your tip has already been posted...read this topic before you post

PS. Has this been posted before?
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i'm at work now.. sitting at computer mkay :) this keyboeard have a splitted space button..weird.
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do not get attached to your boss no matter how hot she is, chances are that she is looking for you to take the blame for some mongo as shit she did
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omg, Ky.Jelly u are mango :P....

today it would be a good idea to check your mail
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Make sure there are no Uncle Teds around when you have a work poo
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girls hair ties are not cool to collect
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waxxing your modem wont make it go faster
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i have to ask if there's a story behind these 2 posts, ky
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:lol: ye, most of them have a story or two behind them, in another topic i might just tell you :wink:

do not leave your phone and wallet on roof of your car, it sucks so much
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Don't boughrough your moped to anyone, especially not when the police are everywhere...
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post it notes are not good to be used as clothing
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dont just sit at home and be fat, get as good as me and work.. shitsame about sallery;P just so u move your ass ^^
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do not try and sex girls you just helped break up with there boyfreind, sure it works great on tv but irl, it bites
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another girl one......

dont waste your money buying flowers, go find some on the side of the road or steal someone else's, if they look sorta shabby you can always crank out the "i went and picked these all for you" save money and look good at the same time
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running will help you loose that spare tyre
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A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...
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chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...
Smart thinking there chux :?
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chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...
Hmm, shouldn't this be "A post a day keeps your PPD on 1.00" ? A post a day isn't more or less than a post a day... 8O
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if you drink 15litres of coke in 2 days you are going to suffer from with drawal symptoms in the following days, OMFG I NEED COKE NOW
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Ky.Jelly wrote:if you drink 15litres of coke in 2 days you are going to suffer from with drawal symptoms in the following days, OMFG I NEED COKE NOW
Welcome to [chux]'s world...

I meant 1 post a day from now, so youd probably have over 1...but yeah, you are right
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do not try and clean up laundry detergent with a high power house,
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changing keys on noobs keyboards is so funny but garenteed to get you in lots of shite
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Ky.Jelly wrote:do not try and clean up laundry detergent with a high power house,
A high power house?

Don't be a fool, stay in school
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o i meant "hose"

what you want and what you get are to different things
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Whenever something good happens, something will mess it up. Make sure you dont enjoy anything too much, that way everything will be great
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This topic still isnt as big as 'New Internal Times'...lets make it happen
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'New Internal Times' is the suckiest topic, don't post there.
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nope, "fun times" is the suckiest.
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