Tip of the Day

chux · Post by **chux** » 27 Oct 2003, 12:51

Fun times isnt sucky...not as bad as Click Clock Cluck anyway...or any of those Testing topics...

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 27 Oct 2003, 18:14

clcyl lkci lcukl is a money making thing so that cant qualify as a rude topic

jw · Post by jw » 27 Oct 2003, 21:16

Ky.Jelly wrote:clcyl lkci lcukl is a money making thing so that cant qualify as a rude topic

Maybe not everybody knows that, first time I was there I didn't read the first post and thaught people were just saying "click" for fun. Now I know you say click caus you clicked on all the links in the first post and make money for the beloved moposite. Hmm, I'm not sure if I'm aloud to speak about this in another topic. I will check that...

edit: it says something like not advertise it public, I don't think this will be a problem

jw · Post by jw » 27 Oct 2003, 21:22

SveinR wrote:
chux wrote:A post a day keeps your PPD at least 1.00...
Hmm, shouldn't this be "A post a day keeps your PPD on 1.00" ? A post a day isn't more or less than a post a day...

The secret is in tha word: "keeps" maybe your PPD is now about 1.43, a post a day will keep it at least 1.00...

chux · Post by **chux** » 28 Oct 2003, 02:30

Yeah, I knew I was right...
except it should be "...keeps your ppd at at least 1.00"[/b]

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 30 Oct 2003, 18:55

plugging in the network cable is a lot easier than fooking with the IP setting first, Morale- check all cables

chux · Post by **chux** » 31 Oct 2003, 01:47

yeah, and if something doesnt work, turn it off...then back on...it'll work now

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 2 Nov 2003, 22:50

never rely on work computers, or school ones for that matter

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 3 Nov 2003, 09:03

Ky.Jelly wrote:never rely on work computers, or school ones for that matter

Never rely on mine either..... it's only 200mhz

chux · Post by **chux** » 3 Nov 2003, 13:33

Schools/Colleges/Workplaces all try to save money on PCs, they but mass produced, crap PCs which will run possibly 2 programs at a time if youre lucky, they'll crash, reset and basically go wrong just when youre saving something so you'll lose everything. Theyre all shabby and cant be trusted...or used.

jw · Post by jw » 3 Nov 2003, 13:52

don't read this forum, that will save you a lot of time

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 3 Nov 2003, 18:59

jw wrote:don't read this forum, that will save you a lot of time

you only need to read it for about 30seconds a day, you time must be super expensive

.dont ever think your to important for other things.

chux · Post by **chux** » 3 Nov 2003, 23:14

Spelling is more imporant than you think...make sure you can speel properly. Spelling properly includes (not) using dumbass abbreviations.

(That 'speel' was a joke by the way)

MagnusB · Post by **MagnusB** » 3 Nov 2003, 23:32

chux wrote:Spelling is more imporant than you think...make sure you can speel properly. Spelling properly includes (not) using dumbass abbreviations.

(That 'speel' was a joke by the way)

Tip: Jokes usually cease being funny when you explain them.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 4 Nov 2003, 19:21

do not tell the hair dressers they can do what they want, it often turns out shit

dz · Post by dz » 4 Nov 2003, 19:30

hm thank you, gonna have one tomorrow ;O

don't bother sleep well when your sick

jw · Post by jw » 4 Nov 2003, 20:43

if u are so stupid to drink more than 1 bottle of tiquilla, throw up!
if you don't it is possible that u can't eat for over 4 days and don't wanna eat lemon for over 4 years

chux · Post by **chux** » 5 Nov 2003, 01:41

Make sure your hair guy actuall ypays attention to your hair...he totally forgot the back of my head and now i have what will soon be a mullet

jw · Post by jw » 5 Nov 2003, 02:11

be careful, some gay hairdressers think mullets are way cool

Bonobo · Post by **Bonobo** » 5 Nov 2003, 10:34

stay home from school and u won't need to sit here liek me..

jw · Post by jw » 5 Nov 2003, 12:10

if you get drunk and fall asleep and lock everybody else outside there is nobody left to give you a bj...

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Nov 2003, 19:02

all ways check the photos on your fone, you dont want someone else to look at them and find that there are dodgy ones there you didnt know it

jw · Post by jw » 5 Nov 2003, 20:33

that's right.
but it also a good tip to remove the photo index print from the enveloppe with pictures you want to show to your girlfriend after you had allready removed the pohotographs of you naked with a strange naked girl
edit: and the negatives... (depends on your girlfriend, but just in case...)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Nov 2003, 21:07

dude, this is tip of the day, not of the bihour or anything else, 1 a day otherwise it gets passed off as spam

jw · Post by jw » 5 Nov 2003, 21:14

the post at 12.xx was yesterday for me...
(got in bed really late)

edit: but you are right that was allready my 3rd one, sorry

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 6 Nov 2003, 08:30

3 for the day?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Nov 2003, 17:14

BigRed wrote:3 for the day?

tipical aussie tip

tip. make sure you work computer has onboard sound card, ez music and the boss will almost never notice

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Nov 2003, 18:41

buy those "how to save book" not only are they damn funny, but you will prolly learn more than in "Tip of the Day"

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 14 Nov 2003, 06:26

go out and get a grand job

BigRed · Post by **BigRed** » 14 Nov 2003, 09:21

Like a job at Maccas you mean

Hopefully I will get a job soon....

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 16 Nov 2003, 22:00

sports results will not be different than they where the night before just becaus you drunk to much to remember what they where, pfft rugby sax

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 18 Nov 2003, 14:06

speaking of maccas.... Flika has like 6 burns on his arm from working at red rooster... hahaha

nah but they make him look strong

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 18 Nov 2003, 19:04

sleeping in the sun leads to the worse sorta sunburn

ToTaL · Post by **ToTaL** » 18 Nov 2003, 20:01

Do not wait for 2 weeks to clean up, that will only make it worse.

Jalli · Post by **Jalli** » 18 Nov 2003, 21:12

Don't do today, what you can get someone else to do tomorrow...

chux · Post by **chux** » 19 Nov 2003, 00:17

Dont do today............you'll only have to do it again anyway

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 19 Nov 2003, 00:56

be extremely active... that means you shouldn't still be on that computer!!

(find 30 hehe)

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 19 Nov 2003, 01:12

HAYDNATOR wrote:be extremely active... that means you shouldn't still be on that computer!!

(find 30 hehe)

you may have noticed this is tip of the day not tips of the day

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 19 Nov 2003, 09:37

ky.jelly... stop crying over everything i post.... go bust some 300kmh cop chases down a steep hill or sumthing because i only had one tip in my post...

Juble · Post by **Juble** » 19 Nov 2003, 10:11

LOL its on with ky jelly and haydo

Tip: Dont study at the last minute

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 19 Nov 2003, 19:49

HAYDNATOR wrote:because i only had one tip in my post...

lmao your an idiot, i didnt say you posted 2 tips in one post, just two in one day, bango, then again i suppose that depends on your time zone, bango aussie always behind us. welcome to my future

if you fart for six years 184 days and 14 hours, you have produced enought energy for me to have a cup of coffee

HAYDNATOR · Post by **HAYDNATOR** » 20 Nov 2003, 04:48

Ky.Jelly wrote:
lmao your an idiot, i didnt say you posted 2 tips in one post, just two in one day, bango, then again i suppose that depends on your time zone, bango aussie always behind us. welcome to my future

if you fart for six years 184 days and 14 hours, you have produced enought energy for me to have a cup of coffee

Yeah thats really cool

... how many hours of your life did you waste on your computer to find out that one???

I think that i haven't posted 2 tips of the day in one day because as you mentioned, i am in a better time zone...

so yeah i think im done making you wah wah and ima gonna leave this argument too...

Flika · Post by **Flika** » 20 Nov 2003, 05:14

i would just like to point out ky that your stupid signature is incredibly not funny, please change it.

ps if you say wah wah when you reply you are gay

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 20 Nov 2003, 06:05

emm its funny how none of the other aussies had a problem with it, these new interbreding ones come along and start wahhing about it

Flika · Post by **Flika** » 20 Nov 2003, 15:34

ure a dickhead.

Post by **SveinR** » 20 Nov 2003, 17:15

I really must say this is an extremely interesting discussion to read..not.

At least make some valid points in your argument instead of pointless comments like Flika's last one, please.

Tip: Don't watch Norway playing football, unless you want to laugh out of misery.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 20 Nov 2003, 17:37

lol, idiath

sex before exams may not help you pass, but at least you will be in a good mood

jw · Post by jw » 20 Nov 2003, 19:39

if u are in the supermarket to buy beer and are too lazy to buy food remember that when u are home you will be even more lazy and it's even worse to go back to the supermarket to buy food and if you drink some beers it's getting worse and worse, so tip of today: buy food when you can, cos i really can't make me to go to the supermarket no and i don't want a pizza again

chux · Post by **chux** » 20 Nov 2003, 21:59

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 21 Nov 2003, 12:17

tip:

when u play 1 hour tt.. just be sure to complete the lev, a 2 min time is better than a 10 min time ook

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