Tip of the Day

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Mar 2004, 18:41

pag0r 20 of this omg to teh max cv elf to teh max kinda tropic

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 22 Mar 2004, 22:48

actually do your job at work, its all good facking around untill the shit hits the fan

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 5 Apr 2004, 00:19

sing to yourself in rotation

Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 21 Apr 2004, 19:11

Don't let ky.jelly Give all the tips by him self

WkE · Post by **WkE** » 21 Apr 2004, 19:25

If it looks like shit and it smells like shit, its a teacher.
If it looks like shit and it smells like dead rat, its a shit of someone who ate dead rat.
If it doesn't look like shit and it doesn't smell like shit, then its probably not shit d00d....

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 28 Apr 2004, 02:56

wank a day keeps unsuspected boner away

bob · Post by **bob** » 28 Apr 2004, 03:55

dont take shit in girls house if u hardly know her.

Juzam · Post by **Juzam** » 7 May 2004, 09:36

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads.
Now, do you ever wonder why the ocean is so salty?

Do not swallow the water!!!

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 7 May 2004, 11:14

dont shit on a girl even if u know her

chux · Post by **chux** » 7 May 2004, 18:24

Juski wrote:dont shit on a girl even if u know her

Of course, thats just common courtesy

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 7 May 2004, 21:08

oh? it is? i didnt know that, seriously.

jonsi · Post by **jonsi** » 7 May 2004, 21:32

tip: dont write here if u dont have a tip

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 7 Jun 2004, 21:52

womans underwear DO NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 8 Jun 2004, 09:46

Ky.Jelly wrote:womans underwear DO NOT LOOK GOOD ON YOU

That's why they all laughed..

Flyrre · Post by **Flyrre** » 8 Jun 2004, 15:51

Whipe your ass before you pull up your pants again, otherwise it may occur some brown stripes.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 8 Jun 2004, 22:37

truck drivers, even females, are often never attractive, but will prolly suck you dick

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 9 Jun 2004, 08:24

Twenty-five 8-year old pupils in one room can be very noisy.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Jun 2004, 02:20

the simpleness of sach an answer is always in the simpleness of the question

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 10 Jun 2004, 10:12

Don't make hay on a windy day!

chux · Post by **chux** » 10 Jun 2004, 12:08

Dont try to change the world, its a waste of time

dz · Post by dz » 10 Jun 2004, 19:08

Don't.

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 10 Jun 2004, 21:18

Do it.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Jun 2004, 21:24

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 10 Jun 2004, 21:53

do it

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 11 Jun 2004, 08:41

Delete this topic.

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 11 Jun 2004, 09:28

Don't Xhomas

Flyrre · Post by **Flyrre** » 11 Jun 2004, 12:11

Juski don't.

Post by **SveinR** » 11 Jun 2004, 14:17

STOP

Tip: Don't violate message board rules.

dz · Post by dz » 11 Jun 2004, 14:47

Try think of rain as a healthy liquid which makes you sexier if you have to work whole raining day outside.

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 11 Jun 2004, 14:52

Don't water your garden in rainy day.

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 11 Jun 2004, 14:58

Don't water your garden at all, the more you work with it the more work it creates.

Post by **SveinR** » 11 Jun 2004, 15:12

8-ball wrote:Don't water your garden in rainy day.

Actually, it is good to water your garden eventhough it's raining.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 11 Jun 2004, 21:54

Xhomaz wrote:Delete this topic.

wtf, are you insane or just plain stupid

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 12 Jun 2004, 14:19

don't water the garden at maximum flood.

Jalli · Post by **Jalli** » 12 Jun 2004, 16:13

Don't use the garden hose to water your plants in the living room like my brothers did once...

dz · Post by dz » 12 Jun 2004, 20:00

always think before accepting piece-work.

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 12 Jun 2004, 22:09

Think twice before renting a DVD - it may be worn out and run like Half-Life on a 486 processor...

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 13 Jun 2004, 10:28

Think twice before downloading Shrek 2. It may be renamed Shrek 1.

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 13 Jun 2004, 10:29

Think twice before downloading anything.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Jun 2004, 23:02

always download skints #across topics

Revolt · Post by **Revolt** » 26 Jun 2004, 00:54

always check there is enough toilet paper before you do a shit

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 26 Jun 2004, 01:55

Always be nice with freaks because one day, they'll rule the world

Revolt · Post by **Revolt** » 26 Jun 2004, 07:42

The_BoneLESS wrote:Always be nice with freaks because one day, they'll rule the world

add on to that is that you shouldnt bully nerds cause one day they will be your boss.....

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 26 Jun 2004, 08:39

Don't throw away your lego, caus one day they will be the controller of the earth, and it will be good to have some of it.

Revolt · Post by **Revolt** » 26 Jun 2004, 08:48

always make sure you check which of your brothers take your cds, cause wen they lose it they will blame each other of taking it in the first place

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 28 Jun 2004, 23:30

today u should jump about 20 times, u might lose some weight

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 28 Jun 2004, 23:36

Today you should jump at max 5 times, or else you might lose your wallet.

Napoleon · Post by **Napoleon** » 28 Jun 2004, 23:42

today u should jump 20 times with your wallet in your hand

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 30 Jun 2004, 10:23

Never try jumping in a car.

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 3 Jul 2004, 10:35

never trust facked up germans in diablo2