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Revolt wrote:even tho i neva came close to doing that style, i will always believe someone will do it one day :O

btw i havent even watched rec..
I just found this sooo lol, if it hadn't been for this "..havent even watched rec.." this post would have been just like any post. This really brightened my day :*
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dz wrote:
AtmaWeapon wrote:tt is the worst.
I never understood it. They tell me it's a crying face but I don't get it...
lol, quoting a quote and not write anything more?
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Crazy wrote:
Revolt wrote:even tho i neva came close to doing that style, i will always believe someone will do it one day :O

btw i havent even watched rec..
I just found this sooo lol, if it hadn't been for this "..havent even watched rec.." this post would have been just like any post. This really brightened my day :*
haha thnx :*
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dunedan wrote:
Revolt wrote:
jaytea wrote:i dont really sit, sitting is too painful after the long hours of anal sex i frequently partake in
jaytea wrote:in all my years of forum bashing i have never come across this sort of idea. are we so lazy that we need some lauta whore to find topics for us??
I feel that this is the game that requires more precision, rapid thinking and dexterity to develop than in any other game...
you must be canadian
jaytea wrote:i usually drink cum when playing elma
jaytea is one wierd, but funny lad :D
he is a wannabe weird, boring lad.
he just seems to crack me up
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jaytea wrote:HAI

i'm looking for a team for wcup too. im an accomplished internalist, with a tt over 50mins including 1:30 downhill and 3:47 lab pro. i often place last or second last in battles usually behind such great battlers as Juski and kopaka. my loyalty is unquestionable, i will upload secret team styles and share them with the rest of the elma community

talk to me on IRC, i can be found using the nick Huba_
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Just take a look at some of his previous posts to laugh some more :lol:
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fuck you douchedan
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Crypt wrote:lol how do you not get banned ribot? just posting topics called : monkeyz and u dont get banned :D
This is quite ironic to me.
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Post by teajay »

jaytea wrote:fak jo
After having seen teh movie, this made me burst out into laughter. :lol:
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tijsjoris wrote:
jaytea wrote:fak jo
After having seen teh movie, this made me burst out into laughter. :lol:
yesh it was best pronounciation ever heard :D
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Abula wrote:Hm, one more personal goal for FEM05. To see live skint0r watching a movie, really must see.
fack I laughed max reading that :D:D
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veezay wrote:So this is for all of you crazy höyläs out there who don't like to play long levels, I made a levpack including 100 very simple and short levels :mrgreen:
Download the levels here.
WR-table is at http://rotaplask.palomies.com/externals.php

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zworqy wrote:OMG, sounds extremely cool 8)
mankeli wrote:Yeees, very nice levels indeed but too bad that whole thing is a trap for innocent höylers!
You see, palomies.com is actually testing site for human behaviour set up by one sick freak from lapland.
Levels are especially made for höyling and tested with real HUMAN SUBJECTS to make sure that every single höyler will be hooked!
When you höyl these levels and submit your times to palomies.com, evil logging scripts will record your every action and that information will be used to build psychological model of elma scene. Final goal is, unfortunately, to destroy entire elma scene.
Of course none of you will actually believe me, but mark my words: this is not going to end well...[/b]

Okay, sorry. Bad joke. I'm bored. Kill me. :oops: :oops: :oops:
lol, mankeli, that quite scared me for a momento!
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1. stay on topic
2. this topic is wrong section

3. http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewt ... 1255#81255

4. hahaha
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jaytea wrote:sometimes when i show my brother an impressive replay he drops his pants and starts masturbating on me. i have to go like "DUDE IF YOU WANNA WACK OFF THEN DO IT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING ROOM"
jaytea wrote:noob status is COOL! I LOVE BEING A NOOB

lolz..NOOB just means youve wasted less of your life on a useless game :D:D:D::D:DD and money (HIHI LUTHER)

and cunts

but seriously, being a noob is a great excuse for not ever having been recognized for doing any special shit in the scene (HELLO CIPH HOWRU???) NOOBS ARE COOl
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SveinR wrote:All German men born around 1925-1930 are evil.
:lol:
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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dz wrote:

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[18:30:08] <RavenTAH> wher i can get ddraw.dll?
[18:32:34] <@px> google
[18:33:00] <RavenTAH> thx
Lukazz wrote: lol^^

what is ddraw.dll?
Google wrote: ddraw.dll is a DirectX DLL which allows multimedia applications to draw 2D
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Post by sierra »

Crypt wrote:stop spamming up the boards! goddamnit I hate them noobs!
uhhhh
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LOL....That guy Crypt really do think hes nat a n00b..!
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hes nat a noob because of his postcount :P :P :lol:
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Hes noob just becouse hes mongo and hes posts are crap.

Well, if he had tt under 45 I would think hes noob, I only would thing hes an idiot...
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Stop the discussion whether or not Crypt is a noob.
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SveinR wrote:Stop the discussion whether or not Crypt is a noob.
Where not discuss IF he is a n00b we are discussing WHY he is a n00b

at least thats how i read it :/
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Prayermad wrote:i just have to ask, what does WR mean?
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Juski wrote:LOL! yea that is definatly a n00bie record :D

j/k i think n00b aer great as long they do nat annoy me, and so far yuo have not :D
thii hii :D:D:D:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wezz wrote:
Prayermad wrote:i just have to ask, what does WR mean?
that isnt funny he just doesnt no wat WR is :S
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:D lol, a WR isnt only in elma, its in everything :D So he should know ;)
I found it funnay, sry if u didnt
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the first time I went on Diablo I saw on the chat and asked: what does lol mean?
is it possible to look more n00b than that :lol:
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zworqy wrote:I think people automatically love the level(s) just because it's a world cup level... :?
Haha, I was sooooooo wrong!
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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twipley wrote:the first time I went on Diablo I saw on the chat and asked: what does lol mean?
is it possible to look more n00b than that :lol:
lol = laugh out loud hmmmm
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dz wrote:
zworqy wrote:MAX LEVEL!!!
Yeah I'm sure you like it. the difficulty level is just perfect for you this time. :P
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<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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Rhino wrote:Abula, you added proDigy to the polish records. You made a mistake :!:

proDigy is not a Pole! He's a Russian. He is a member of the [POL] team. Check www.elastomania.ru and correct it, please!

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sierra wrote:
jaytea wrote:ill be living on the east coast (montreal) sooon
nobody asked you
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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zworqy wrote:
sierra wrote:
jaytea wrote:ill be living on the east coast (montreal) sooon
nobody asked you
as if this is funny? looks like normal conversation to me. youre easily amused
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jaytea wrote:youre easily amused
Ha Ha Ho HiHiHI OMG That cracks me ap.
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jaytea wrote:
zworqy wrote:
sierra wrote:
jaytea wrote:ill be living on the east coast (montreal) sooon
nobody asked you
as if this is funny? looks like normal conversation to me. youre easily amused
It's funnier in the context of the original topic:
http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewtopic.php?t=3303
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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The_BoneLESS wrote:Fluff : Best French guy ( from France )
LMAO
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
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zworqy wrote:
The_BoneLESS wrote:Fluff : Best French guy ( from France )
LMAO
Yes, that's stupid. Like french canadians are french all of sudden?
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tijsjoris wrote:
zworqy wrote:
The_BoneLESS wrote:Fluff : Best French guy ( from France )
LMAO
Yes, that's stupid. Like french canadians are french all of sudden?
Well, even if we are french Canadians, we are still french... as french as in french Canadians :? :wink:
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Sparrow wrote:
Raven wrote:me got one :beer:
first jump then say hop
axxu ownz u :P
Well, that's what happened!
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http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewt ... highlight=

Seriously laughed max after reading those 12 first posts :D:D :lol: :lol: 8)
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zworqy wrote:I'm pretty sure some ppl have höyling skills from birth and some don't, that's the only reason for why I'm not better than I am after all those years of Elma practice.
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ribot wrote:http://www.moposite.com/mopolauta/viewt ... 8761#58761

omg wtf such OMG WOLR LOL
8) One of my best posts in mopolauta 8)
<Fihlvein> another case of zworqy-is-always-right closed i guess
<yoosef> zworqy doesnt suck at anything
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just another of your painful whines zwor o_O
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zworqy is one of the legends, dont blame him
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Yes, one has to be a legend for playing five years to get under 50 total time. :P
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Jappe wrote:i have played 5years and i dont have tt under 50
thats why you're not legend
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