Mopolauta Quotes

[niN]

AND WHAT ABOUT UPDATING MULTI WRS???

YES WHY DON'T WE ALL GO AND UPDATE RECORDS THAT DOESN'T EXIST!!!

Such Stewie Griffin! Pawning totally!

[Crazy]

Did you finish lab pro after doing "the bounce" for the first time?

haven't tried

such answers should generate in ban

[kinghias]

why? there is even an option 'haven't tried' in the thread's poll so why shouldn't he comment on what he voted.

[Crazy]

Did you finish lab pro after doing "the bounce" for the first time?

haven't tried

such answers should generate in ban

ok - so ban me :$

[berhabdul]

Q. why will sierra never make it to 39 mins club?
A. because he sucks at elma

Q. why does axxu play every single external contest?
A. because he's an internet attention whore

Q. why doesnt John play every single external contest?
A. because he isn't an internet attention whore

Q. why does zworqy suck at elma?
A. because he's been playing for years and has had much time to practice and improve

Q. why does dynamo attach an essay to every internal or external time he produces?
A. because he thinks we're interested in what he has to offer when the obvious truth is we dont give a fuck

Q. why does prodigy announce his new times with a grimmacing smiley making it appear as if he's capable of much better?
A. because he's a cocky noob who's probably cheating

Q. why does kinghias pretend to drive good times with minimal hoylage?
A. because he wants us all to think he has good natural ability for the game, and the potential to be great if only he could squeeze in more than '10 minutes a day'

Q. why does everyone in #ranks imitate Jeppe's vernacular?
A. because they see it being delivered by Jeppe so well that they themselves believe they can also pull it off when in fact they just sound unoriginal and lame

Q. why does epp_Q never say much in #across?
A. because he's afraid that if he starts typing, carnivorous swans will enter his place of residence and kidnap him for their tri-annual bloodbath

Q. who is Henza?
A. most people dont know, since he's a very insignificant part of the scene and life in general

[niN]

I couldn't really give a fuck if there is a lot of hate and argument going on, because I am always right in everything I say and do. If someone has a different opinion to mine, they are wrong, and if somebody shares the same opinion as me, it's because I told them about it. When I feel philanthropic enough to offer my thoughts on an issue, they immediately present the correct perspective and would, if the majority of people weren't so detestably feeble-minded as to misunderstand them, end the debate. I am one of the very smartest individuals to have ever walked the planet; the pitifully primitive opinions of the people on this forum scarcely ever arouse even the tiniest inkling of my approval.

hahaha great man sierra!

[A.K.B.]

It would also be very easy to point out to a newbie that "hey just check the elma wiki" instead of "hey just check the glossary", the reply would be "glusarY?=???"

I couldn't help but laugh at "glusarY?=???"

still makes me giggle

[Kopaka]

[...] For the few people who like me, I can also be referred to as Mr. Fish or that cool guy.

8D

[Xiphias]

this one made me max irl rofl =D

[...]
some important phrases in finnish:
jappe is gay = jappe on homo
jappe is very gay = jappe on todella homo
jappe is fucking gay = jappe on saatananmoinen hinttapuli

[danitah]

Hey, dz!
What can you say about going to b beaten by the greatest crazy russian DarMoeD or that sucking cheater TorInge?
I`m just curious how much R you pissed off watching them chasing you in the WTotalTable???

P.S. IMHO, you r an outsider now:).

[Zweq]

Hey, dz!
What can you say about going to b beaten by the greatest crazy russian DarMoeD or that sucking cheater TorInge?
I`m just curious how much R you pissed off watching them chasing you in the WTotalTable???

P.S. IMHO, you r an outsider now:).

haha, wasnt ezhikus the only person that knew the truth even

[teajay]

In fact he was, yes.

[Kale]

Hello insane guy!

you are insane

bye.

[A.K.B.]

i like how you have acknowledged the fact that elma is
supposedly taking place in the moon or some other place
with same gravity so you make the kuski look like an alien too

EDIT: FKNLOLOL

edit2:

Hi!

I played Elma many years ago and I want to start playing it again, but I have some issues that I thought you might help me with. After installing elma (Have tried several full registered versions and freewares) when I execute it the screen turns grey and after a couple of seconds I get an error message and elma shuts down. 2 txt files are created "Sorry, Internal error". I have tried at least 10 diffrent files and on 2 diffrent computers but its just the same problem all the time. Does anyone knows what the trouble might be? I have windows XP and the latest directx installed. I am very thankful for your help so I can play this wonderful game again!

// John Byce

could it be that you are just little like this person:

Blehh jappe3. If i someday registry in some forum, asking how i can play a game, and i see a message like your, i go to your fucking country and i put a big bomb just where you live. (trying to kill axxu if i can)
Why that horrible reply, mongo? If you cant help, dont post. Have i said mongo already?

[John]

lol, i love those newbies

[Zweq]

2003 in across quotes:

03:27:06 jazaky» whats amiga?

03:47:44 devin» austria is different country than australia right?



jazaky from usa and devin from...hmm...usa....a match...smart american duo

ok we arent that dumb....im sure jazaky knows what "amiga" is being that he has had 2 years of spanish (if thats even what u are talking about)

and about my question, i knew it was a different country, someone b4 confused me cause i said something like "its austrian" and someone else replied, "australian are everywhere" (we were talking about KTM motorcycles)

yes austria is a country in europe and australia is floating out in the middle of an ocean somewhere.

phew had to save face...

we didnt refer to spanish word amigo... if nothing else pops in your mind from word amiga...then i guess computers were only big luxury there in caves of america...hmm

[8-ball]

[Zweq]

ok, then teach your cat some sense of humor

[niN]

ok, then teach your cat some sense of humor

right place to post this

[Mats]

For making movies there's the framedump patch http://kopasite.net/?c=download&p=patch ... al_patches

And if you wanna make a normal dump you should use the toilet

toilet???

XD

what's that toilet, program?? could u send link or sth?

[Igge]

nat that phun

[Mawane]

already commented in that topic, useless to post here

[Igge]

yet still you do just that

[Zweq]

IN MY OPINION it sounds like your overloading your gfx card a bit much. believe it or not, Elma is very strainous on PC's (fast moving pixels)

problem may be you aren't running on enough RAM (or RAM is wrong type) - MAKE SURE everything is plugged in perfectly lolz. i once had a computer problem where my processor chip wasn't actually plugged in, took us a month to work it out.

so yeah, how much ram are you running on? you need to remember that you can't MIX different types of ram, so if you have 2 sticks of ram, make sure they're both the same.

[culinko]

IN MY OPINION it sounds like your overloading your gfx card a bit much. believe it or not, Elma is very strainous on PC's (fast moving pixels)

problem may be you aren't running on enough RAM (or RAM is wrong type) - MAKE SURE everything is plugged in perfectly lolz. i once had a computer problem where my processor chip wasn't actually plugged in, took us a month to work it out.

so yeah, how much ram are you running on? you need to remember that you can't MIX different types of ram, so if you have 2 sticks of ram, make sure they're both the same.

[Xiphias]

IN MY OPINION it sounds like your overloading your gfx card a bit much. believe it or not, Elma is very strainous on PC's (fast moving pixels)

problem may be you aren't running on enough RAM (or RAM is wrong type) - MAKE SURE everything is plugged in perfectly lolz. i once had a computer problem where my processor chip wasn't actually plugged in, took us a month to work it out.

so yeah, how much ram are you running on? you need to remember that you can't MIX different types of ram, so if you have 2 sticks of ram, make sure they're both the same.

tjam

[Zweq]

every sentence was good though

[Grace]

I R St00pid.

[Xiphias]

Ofcourse I could win this cup.

[Xiphias]

No I play elma about 8 years always.

I too always play elma for 8 years in a row.. some 8 years then sleep and 8 years again

sorry but had too it made me laugh when I read it

[roope]

Oh yea, have to save this one too.

Have you ever gotten a boner on a public place? explain, where were you, how was teh etc.

ye, i was walking along some road and hit my head directly into some post... AAAUUU

[Grace]

Oh yea, have to save this one too.

Have you ever gotten a boner on a public place? explain, where were you, how was teh etc.

ye, i was walking along some road and hit my head directly into some post... AAAUUU

Pawq

[Xiphias]

heh yeah saw that reply... maybe he thought Bummer xD

well that reply must have been a real Boner in public for him xD

[Igge]

lexin says that a boner can be like a blunder in american slang though

[SveinR]

You can interpret his reply in such a way that he did understand the question though. If you think about the other kind of head...

[teajay]

sveinr you pervert

[Mats]

Thread= "Times you're proud of"

Labyrinth 59:75

joke?

I just find this very fanny

See the Flat Track record in wr table #121?

actullay i think its a typo. maybe 16:65 is more easier to believe

[pawq]

heh ive lost with teh 2nd one gz for keminator

[Grace]

uhh, at last found some time to lauta...

[Igge]

uhh, at last found some time to lauta...

:roll:

Yeh, I read that one yesterday. Quite sad really.

[pawq]

uhh, at last found some time to lauta...

Yeh, I read that one yesterday. Quite sad really.

actually there is nothing wrong with this sentence

[Grace]

[pawq]

is there?

[Chris]

I find this funny:

you dont have to attach "- chris" to every fucking post. why the fuck do you do that? if you regret your nickname choise, just ask sveinr to change your nick

It's my siganture as you can see.

[pawq]

I find this funny:

you dont have to attach "- chris" to every fucking post. why the fuck do you do that? if you regret your nickname choise, just ask sveinr to change your nick

why? i dont see anything funny in this, jappe is right

[Grace]

you don't have to reply to every fucking post.

[Chris]

I find this funny:

you dont have to attach "- chris" to every fucking post. why the fuck do you do that? if you regret your nickname choise, just ask sveinr to change your nick

why? i dont see anything funny in this, jappe is right

Am I still attaching "-Chris" to every post?

[Igge]

The Smaxa-Pawq "conversation" above me is one of the funniest things I've read on lauta in a long time. I Laughed at like every post.

Smaxa, amazingly placed :roll:s

[Grace]

At your service, Iggi.

[Polarix]

ALIAS, your fucking sig sucks, change it!