Höyling IRL

[Cfilorvy]

Höyling in real life is sach teh max summer activity. Climb a lightpole, keep your balance standing on a rope or just mix your own höyling track. I did max höyling last summer and now it's finally holiday

[Raven]

grats.. to me for a first post

[A.K.B.]

I like hoyling in real life as well- it rox! I hoyled my standing long jump to 3 metres!

[petsen]

I only höyl women

[berhabdul]

I gonna hoyl school marks

[teajay]

I mostly höyl food.. block of cheese, everytime a little slice, y'know.

[John]

this summer the only thing i can think of that ive hoyled is juggling with football, some 303 touches, ez better tho :X

[Raven]

i have some 500 ;o

[A.K.B.]

I keep hoyling my long jump.

1st: 6.00m
2nd: 5.90m
3rd: 5.89m
4th: 5.86m
5th: 5.80m

SACH!!!!!

I love Long-Jump, mainly because you can land on your bum if you do it like me, PLUS you get to do the hitch-kick!

[berhabdul]

gonna hoyl the number of daily masturbations tomorrow, cant wait teh result

[kinghias]

I keep hoyling my long jump.

1st: 6.00m
2nd: 5.90m
3rd: 5.89m
4th: 5.86m
5th: 5.80m

omg hoyled top five :O

[A.K.B.]

I whane top 10.

6th: 4.92m
7th: 4.42m
8th: 4.38m
9th: 4.00m
10th: 3.50m WTF POWNED.

[Memphis]

Im gonna start holyaing posts on moposite. Actually that's a dumb thing to holya nm. Who has the record for that anyway?

[Memphis]

Nm just found out it was Tij. That's kinda depressing that top is only 5234 thought someone would be in the 10000 forsure by now. Boneless ur a good canidate though, ur getting quite close.

[A.K.B.]

Ha, in the Happy Tree Friends forum there is two posters over 10000!

http://forum.happytreefriends.com/membe ... perpage=10

So don't bother Hoyling for that.

[teajay]

Nm just found out it was Tij. That's kinda depressing that top is only 5234 thought someone would be in the 10000 forsure by now. Boneless ur a good canidate though, ur getting quite close.

Just cruising is enough to take the lead here.

[Dynamo]

No joke, I hoyl taking dumps rofl

best time right now is 26 seconds...trying to go w/ out wiping is a tough and risky trick but I pulled it off there

[Cfilorvy]

Try to höyl jerking off

[devin]

I havnt been able to play elma very much lately but I work doing production work. I hoyl these machines for 10 hours a day. My new record is 1653 parts on 3 machines! (wr for sure) production level is 1300. Highest anyone usually gets is 1100. I say elma made me very fast at everything I do with my hands. People come and watch me sometimes.

[anpdad]

although i hate hoyling anything, i hoyled (with lots of fun) guitar two last months. Like 6-8 hours a day, sometimes more.

[The_BoneLESS]

I hoyl using computers every damn day.
I study in computer science, i play elma

Monday : 8 hours of programming, 2 hours of elma
Tuesday : 9 hours of programming, 1 hour of studying on computer, 1 hour of elma

it's almost like that every day
( i try doing some sports on evenings and weekends but, hard to find time)

Personnal record : around 15 hours ( 10 programming, 4 elma-related (some cup had just started (KC or MC) , 1 checking stuffs )

beat that!

[Grace]

I hoyl using computers every damn day.
I study in computer science, i play elma

Monday : 8 hours of programming, 2 hours of elma
Tuesday : 9 hours of programming, 1 hour of studying on computer, 1 hour of elma

it's almost like that every day
( i try doing some sports on evenings and weekends but, hard to find time)

Personnal record : around 15 hours ( 10 programming, 4 elma-related (some cup had just started (KC or MC) , 1 checking stuffs )

beat that!

does 26 hours win?

4 Hours Elma, 6 Hours Forums, 6 Hours creating Forum (http://srmaxy.17.forumer.com/index.php) 5-6 Hours Surfing net and 5 Hours playing other games. (stuff sleeping)

[teajay]

although i hate hoyling anything, i hoyled (with lots of fun) guitar two last months. Like 6-8 hours a day, sometimes more.

Sick, but my guitarteacher beats you, he told me when he started out he practised for 10 hours every day for over 4 years.

I could never get to such though even on one day. I'm a bad höylä, I like to do different things throughout the day. After 15 mins of TV, 15 mins of guitar, then onto something new again.

[devin]

can you say ADD flattracker?

[A.K.B.]

Try to höyl jerking off

I tried that, my best is around 11 seconds.

(Time starts from contact)

Just look at pr0n for two hours straight, lol.

[The_BoneLESS]

I hoyl using computers every damn day.
I study in computer science, i play elma

Monday : 8 hours of programming, 2 hours of elma
Tuesday : 9 hours of programming, 1 hour of studying on computer, 1 hour of elma

it's almost like that every day
( i try doing some sports on evenings and weekends but, hard to find time)

Personnal record : around 15 hours ( 10 programming, 4 elma-related (some cup had just started (KC or MC) , 1 checking stuffs )

beat that!

does 26 hours win?

4 Hours Elma, 6 Hours Forums, 6 Hours creating Forum (http://srmaxy.17.forumer.com/index.php) 5-6 Hours Surfing net and 5 Hours playing other games. (stuff sleeping)

You did 26 hours straight ?!?! Well, you own me dude...

[Dynamo]

I tried that, my best is around 11 seconds.

(Time starts from contact)

Just look at pr0n for two hours straight, lol.

I'm sorry but this is truly too impressive to go un-noticed lol


ps. my biggest hoyl session in elma lasting 12 hours on just Warm Up a long time ago rofl

[A.K.B.]

My biggest was 10 hours yesterday, playing MC201.lev straight, but getting no better time.

[Lee]

i having started a new hoylings. every friday i finish school early cause i have nothing last period. as soon as i walk out of the school grounds i start timing how long it takes for me to get to porirua station. i thought the first time i would get 45 mins but i actually got 40:00,xx. i'm gonna try to make a hoyled top10. my next target is 39 mins but should be very easy.
i post my top10 when i have...

[Crazy]

i start timing how long it takes for me to get to porirua station ...... next target is 39 mins but should be very easy.
i post my top10 when i have...

U maek brutal ending now? Quite obvious style imo. should be really ez to improve if u do.. Mibi even u should try pipe-start.. but that sounds like 37 mins club to me!

[teajay]

Are you walking then or running.

[Crazy]

Are you walking then or running.

Wtf! you accuse me or Leeland for xiiting? Liek if speeding wouldn't be detected.
We all know that Peter Jackson cheated his 2h 37 mins time from Pukerua Bay to Onepoto.. and probably all the others were cheated with Nitro or state edit too. But GROW UP.. that was really ages ago.
1. Most ppl in Porirua are liek police cadetts anyway, would be quite paradoxal if they do teh, don't u think?
2. If times look really suspicous you know that Milagros will have them checked. You should really try to hoyla some on your own!
3. You don't know Leeland

I really hope this was a single case of stupidity of yours..

[Raven]

ahahhhaahaa crazy's posts.. irlroflmaoed.

ps. LL make teh 36 mins club plz.

[teajay]

Crazy, I'm baffled.

Oh and make that a 35 mins club lily.

[Lee]

ps. LL make teh 36 mins club plz.

started school late today, so i walked again, but from the station to the school. my new time is 36:36,xx with new style. i think there's one other pro style, but is too hard for me. my goal is to get under 30 by the end of the year.

[ollie]

hahahhaahha keep up teh hoyling leeland,post new styles when u find teh

[A.K.B.]

you need to do a bounce over the stairs, ez better time with that- maybe even 34:xx:xx with lots of bounces.

[insane guy]

At the moment I am höyling the International Film Fest in Berlin, due to my accredition I can watch every movie for free. My list so far (started on monday):

Procurer of Hell
Faces of a Fig Tree
Klopka - The Trap
U
Poor Boys Game
Strange Culture
Notes on a Scandal
Sword of Doom
El Otro
Interview
300
Tekkonkinkreet

I`ve been in 5 different cinemas so far, seen 3 world premieres and countless celebrities.

best films so far:

Faces of a Fig tree (japanese comedy)
Interview (intelligent film by and with Steve Buscemi)
300 (best battle scenes I´ve ever seen)
Notes on a Scandal (overwhelming)

3 more days to come, I´ll update when it`s ended.

[kinghias]

holy shit how nice is that :O but what is an accredition?

[Crazy]

300

300 (best battle scenes I´ve ever seen)

droollll..
I've seen the previews, seems like a cute mofa.. Really gotta see that one!
To Hell!

[nick-o-matic]

At the moment I am höyling the International Film Fest in Berlin

You must see this film: http://www.berlinale.de/en/programm/ber ... d=20071679

My dad's cousin's sister's grandchild is really acting the main role!

[nick-o-matic]

I should consentrate on höyling for my matriculation examination (the final big school tests in Finland) but unfortunately I'm too keen on elma ;S

[teajay]

I should be höyling for that, too. Ohh, stupid real life.

[insane guy]

ok, I finished my cinema höyling, during 1 week (monday to sunday) i saw 22 movies. I met some crazy guys who watched 5-7 movies per day but I can`t believe they remember much of the films after the 4th each day and it was really exhausting anyways to watch only 3 or 4(believe me or not).

Some stats for my life 11. - 18.02.2007

Location: Berlin ( www.berlinale.de )

Movies: 22 (+2 at home to fall asleep)

Avg. Movies per day: ~3,142 which is almost like PI (!)

Cinemas: 8, all over Berlin

World Premieres: 3

Alcohol: almost not at all (!!)

Sex: None

Met friends: Not really

Ate: most likely Fast-Food

Went to Uni: 2 hours

Saved: The life of a homeless junkie who wanted to jump in front of a train.


ok now heres a list of the movies i saw in cinema (* I´d recommend it for any reason):

Procurer of Hell
Faces of a Fig Tree *
Klopka - The Trap
U
Poor Boys Game *
Strange Culture
Notes on a Scandal *
Sword of Doom *
El Otro
Interview *
300 *
Tekkonkinkreet
This Filthy World *
Brand Upon the Brain! *
Faro, La Reine des Eaux
Campaign
Hyazgar *
Halfmoon Files, The
Extranjera
Camino de los Ingleses, El
Dasepo Sonyo *
Bonnie and Clyde
Eye in the Sky *


An accredition is like a passport you get when you`re cool and in Movie buisiness, it costs 30€ and then you can watch any Movie thats screened during the Film Fest if you get up early enough to get tickets (I got up at 6.00 and waited in line from 6.45-8.45 every day )

Whatever this week was more exhausting than 3 weeks work/uni or whatefak ever.

[teajay]

You forgot to say your tt =)

[Lee]

i'm half way to top10ness

1. 33:46
2. 34:25
3. 34:26
4. 36:36
5. 40:00
6. xx:xx,xx
7. xx:xx,xx
8. xx:xx,xx
9. xx:xx,xx
10. xx:xx,xx

first 3 times are with my latest style. i will hoyl some more before i try to invent new style.

[A.K.B.]

I've tried hoyling finding my screen button in the dark, my worst time is about 30 secs (when I was n00b) but now I'm pro, I can sometimes get it from when I enter my room and close my door in under 7 secs. Besttime probably 4 secs (max smooth)

I might time myself going to my bus stop, probably challenge under 3 mins.

[A.K.B.]

got 4:29 FF for walking down the hill, I'll try to get under 4 mins tomorrow.

EDIT: 3:29 with a superrun! Maybe I'll try to pick up the pace a bit for Friday, would be max awesome to get into 2 mins club.

[teajay]

Almost completed 3 kms with my superfast running. Ofcourse I could've had just do the normal running of about 11km/h which is my standard speed, but I had the feeling I should improve myself.

I will buy a stopwatch soon to check out my times on this short distance.

[A.K.B.]

Did some non-sand long jumps, and got 5m! Pretty proud of that. And I'm working on my slam dunks, I got to see how high I can touch on the backboard (10ft ring), so far I can get halfway up the box!