#across quotes

simon_labroue · Post by **simon_labroue** » 13 Jul 2006, 22:19

please stop moping around and mooning about

dz · Post by dz » 20 Jul 2006, 22:20

<tijsjoris> heh today i met luther and infected

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 27 Jul 2006, 20:45

[19:53:05] <battlebot> Results for CCCP0478.lev by Jeppe [NL]
[19:53:07] <battlebot> ----------------------------------------
[19:53:09] <battlebot> 1. Unregistered-enil[rdk] 0:25,47
[19:53:11] <battlebot> 2. VADIK [LETO] 0:25,48
[19:53:13] <battlebot> 3. Myrdhel [TAAF] 0:25,50
[19:53:15] <battlebot> 4. Unregistered-zw0r-2 0:25,52

max tight

Also, these were the only 4 times posted

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 27 Jul 2006, 20:51

not to be negative... but every things depends on the lvls u know...

if it was a stylish lvl.. then max

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 28 Jul 2006, 11:12

dz wrote:<tijsjoris> heh today i met luther and infected

hehe

this night i DREAMT that i met tijsjoris: I was sitting on a beach with my PC and he came by. he taught me how to pronounce his name ("It`s Tish-Jioris, man!").

this is really weird, because i forgot that tijs is doing that scandinavian trip these days, I just read in this thread that he`s meeting all the elma ppl up there...

I think it was the first elma dream i ever had.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 28 Jul 2006, 18:59

Oh yeah, nice dream.

We can always meet ofcourse!

wwwDotcoM · Post by **wwwDotcoM** » 29 Jul 2006, 08:37

dz wrote:<tijsjoris> heh today i met luther and infected

could you explain why's that so funny for those who don't get it

Olliz · Post by **Olliz** » 29 Jul 2006, 14:34

Raven wrote:[02:11:41] <jaytea> ZOMG WHAT A NIGHT
[02:11:45] <jaytea> sick
[02:12:14] <T0ny> what have you done now jt?
[02:12:32] <jaytea> went to a bar and fakcing bongod 2tm
[02:12:40] <jaytea> danced with everyone there, man and woman

new jt = John Travolta

WOW, a guy went to a bar and danced, how weird and cool is that!

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 3 Aug 2006, 18:50

[19:42:58] <Ghost1> nem?
[19:43:01] <Ghost1> new?
[19:43:58] <petsenRDK> [19:42:58] <Ghost1> nem?
[19:43:58] <petsenRDK> [19:43:01] <Ghost1> new?
[19:44:01] <petsenRDK> how the hell did that happend?
[19:44:08] <petsenRDK> w and m are like sooooo far apart

[19:44:15] <TomTEM> yeah!!
[19:44:22] <TomTEM> i was laughin to
[19:44:40] <Ghost1> haha
[19:45:34] * Ghost1 has quit IRC ("")
[19:47:21] <goofu> lol

this was fun

Ismo · Post by **Ismo** » 4 Aug 2006, 20:22

22:06:23 <Xiphias> <Fihlvein> heah 4h tt losed
22:06:29 <Xiphias> what u mean by that?
22:09:10 <Xiphias> hi ramone
22:10:34 <Ismo> Xiphias: fm meat at tisk
22:11:33 <Xiphias> who's/what's tisk?
22:12:16 <Ismo> u dont know?
22:12:32 <Xiphias> don't think so.... have heard it many times though
22:13:13 <Ismo> http://paprika.moposite.com/player/Tisk/identity
22:13:38 <Ismo> u've even commented tisk's pic
22:13:58 <Xiphias> that doesn't mean i know him
22:14:13 <Xiphias> anyway.. <Ismo> Xiphias: fm meat at tisk
22:14:14 <Xiphias> lol
22:14:45 <Ismo> what
22:15:11 <Ismo> tisk, karlis, abu, mr, jokke(?), dz there
22:15:28 <Ismo> hmm.. did i forget someone
22:15:48 <Xiphias> i ment teh MEAT... its meeting
22:15:57 <Xiphias> meat = animal part
22:16:04 <Ismo> meat=meet
22:16:22 <Xiphias> nat
22:16:37 <Ismo> ok
22:16:50 <Xiphias> http://images.google.dk/images?q=meat&h ... rch+Images
22:16:58 <Xiphias> http://images.google.dk/images?svnum=10 ... tnG=Search
22:17:01 <Xiphias> ez lesson
22:17:10 <Ismo> ok

zebra · Post by **zebra** » 11 Aug 2006, 18:20

from #battle:

[20:13:38] <battlebot> Results for Uhsep373.lev by zebra [TAP]
[20:13:40] <battlebot> ----------------------------------------
[20:13:42] <battlebot> 1. \DC [EM] 0:05,63
[20:13:44] <battlebot> 2. Unregistered-jsim 0:05,64
[20:13:46] --- battlebot sets mode -m #battle
[20:13:47] <DC> 5.54 FUCK YOU JSIM!
[20:13:49] <DC> oh

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 11 Aug 2006, 18:47

hahha thats a cool one

J-sim · Post by **J-sim** » 14 Aug 2006, 19:29

well that is kinda taken out of context but it still is fun. for me and dc i wrote a 5.5x time 1 sec before stop, but battlebot and the others didn't see it.

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 11 Sep 2006, 16:33

(17:18:36) (@battlebot) New battle started by Jappe2 [LoM]: http://up.k10x.net/ypveurec/Japbt800.lev (37mins)
(17:18:36) (@battlebot) --------------- START! ---------------
(17:18:56) (Jappe2) 800LECVELP OMGKAO
(17:21:19) (Jappe2) cmon play the level or my cancer can never be cured

(17:25:56) (Kopaka) well we can't have that happening
(17:30:45) (Jappe2) shit i swear i have cancer
(17:30:47) (Kopaka) 1
(17:30:50) (Kopaka) ;(
(17:30:54) (Jappe2) i dont need doctor to tell me that
(17:31:07) (@Fihlvein) but sir this level is HOMO

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 17 Sep 2006, 13:14

#mc2

[14:48:35] <Jappe2> tiemz?
[14:50:15] <veezay> same
[14:50:31] <Jappe2> same as mine? woah you really suck
[14:50:52] <veezay> as before
[14:53:08] <Jappe2> same as i had before, even sukke more

`=)

Kestas · Post by **Kestas** » 4 Nov 2006, 17:52

[17:48] * battlebot was kicked by dinaari (flood)
[17:50] * Markku slaps dinaari around a bit with a large trout

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 20 Dec 2006, 23:25

[23:22:31] <Napol_Q> tight ass

~
[23:22:44] <Xiphias> who has?
[23:23:01] <TarGEnoR> night
[23:23:02] <Napol_Q> me
[23:23:10] <insguy> nice

enil · Post by **enil** » 24 Dec 2006, 02:55

zworqy wrote:

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[19:53:05] <battlebot> Results for CCCP0478.lev by Jeppe [NL]
[19:53:07] <battlebot> ----------------------------------------
[19:53:09] <battlebot> 1. Unregistered-enil[rdk] 0:25,47
[19:53:11] <battlebot> 2. VADIK [LETO] 0:25,48
[19:53:13] <battlebot> 3. Myrdhel [TAAF] 0:25,50
[19:53:15] <battlebot> 4. Unregistered-zw0r-2 0:25,52

max tight

Also, these were the only 4 times posted

i wander who won it ;o

Jeppe · Post by **Jeppe** » 6 Jan 2007, 09:07

(08:54:19) (Orcc) maybez i should call terb0 and wake him up like he once did to me %)
(08:54:43) (Orcc) rather nat, i don't feel like bulleing

(00:44:24) (epp_Q) np: Nelly Furtado - All Good Things (05:11)
(00:44:55) (psy^) why you listen to songs! =D

(02:02:18) (@SveinR) btw skint, iÂ¨ve been #across op since september 2004

(02:02:30) (@SveinR) just.. never actually having been opped in the channel
(02:02:35) (skint0r) being op and heving op two different things ;S
(02:02:39) (psy^) dame you across ops =(
(02:02:47) (psy^) trye
(02:02:48) (Ismo^) across ops sucks max
(02:02:55) (Ismo^) (..waiting for kick..)
(02:03:05) (Ismo^) phew
(02:03:22) (@SveinR) karlis is nat opped

thought about posting some in this old rotten fak topic :I not teh phunniest shiat bat found a cappel sugarpiecez.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 7 Jan 2007, 00:40

Oh well, it's good to bump up this topic, perhaps someone else can now paste some good ones?

Have we been funny enough?

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 8 Jan 2007, 14:34

During GAAs

(19:51:57) (ZeroxCOS) we cant hear you in the back teajay

niN · Post by **niN** » 8 Jan 2007, 16:36

yeah that was so great XD max best wuote of gaa

culinko · Post by **culinko** » 8 Jan 2007, 16:59

* jaytea has joined #gaa
* SveinR sets mode: +v jaytea
<SveinR> jaytea, you won!
<jaytea> what? ceriously?
<SveinR> speech?

<jaytea> lol sweet
<Abula> with max amount of votes
<jaytea> um what else can i say, its been a real pleasure wasting my life battling with you nabs
<jaytea> watch out for me this year, ez new laptop
<jaytea> cum
<jaytea> thats all

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 8 Jan 2007, 19:41

(19:51:57) (ZeroxCOS) we cant hear you in the back teajay

Haha =) didn't see that one yesterday.

Orcc · Post by **Orcc** » 28 Jan 2007, 22:13

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[28-01]-(22:59:28) (ali^) secrets found :/
[28-01]-(22:59:40) (ali^) am i 3rd?
[28-01]-(22:59:48) (@_8-ball_) done
[28-01]-(23:01:02) (@_8-ball_) http://up.k10x.net/zcneunlpemxxp/jc8ba.rar
[28-01]-(23:05:35) (@_8-ball_) was i second to complete all?
[28-01]-(23:05:54) (Fanatico) I guess Ali was
[28-01]-(23:06:03) (@_8-ball_) where are his recs
[28-01]-(23:07:36) (ali^) I WAS
[28-01]-(23:07:49) (@_8-ball_) then where are your recs??
[28-01]-(23:07:49) (ali^) wanna my recs?
[28-01]-(23:07:56) (@_8-ball_) i could have said 1 hour ago that i finished them all
[28-01]-(23:08:01) (@_8-ball_) would i win then?
[28-01]-(23:08:05) (ali^) http://up.k10x.net/lrxdbrnacgcdq/jc_ali.zip
[28-01]-(23:08:29) (@_8-ball_) first to find all areas and upload recs in a zip wins the challenge!
[28-01]-(23:08:31) (@_8-ball_) healo?
[28-01]-(23:08:46) (ali^) unfortunately, you uploaded them in .rar
[28-01]-(23:09:00) (ali^) WHERE ARE YOUR RECS IN ZIP FORMAT???!!?!?!?

Pwned

dorTrus · Post by **dorTrus** » 28 Jan 2007, 22:24

[28-01]-(23:08:46) (ali^) unfortunately, you uploaded them in .rar
[28-01]-(23:09:00) (ali^) WHERE ARE YOUR RECS IN ZIP FORMAT???!!?!?!?

btw, who was first?

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 28 Jan 2007, 22:40

-->22:36:08<-- <Abula> wondering if px still watching those 14secs hookeds just in case
-->22:36:20<-- <Abula> you never know..
-->22:36:44<-- <casanova> :)
-->22:36:57<-- <casanova> damez, just missed last apple in 55.xx run in jaws:/
-->22:37:05<-- <casanova> missed by 1 px
-->22:37:14<-- <casanova> or 1 pixel, not pexi
-->22:37:47<-- <kd_ie> lol, qoute of the year

3 in 1 ;O

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 3 Feb 2007, 20:36

[19:59:50] <skint0r> lol fack got max scared
[20:00:01] <skint0r> did some windows search in background for a file and forgot about teh
[20:00:06] <skint0r> then some facking dog started sniffing
[20:00:14] <skint0r> lolz never knew that stupid search dog made sounds

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 24 Feb 2007, 13:40

jeppe <3

<Jeeyunee> i remember being at sum gourmÃ¨ fak middag also at sum fancy place once ;D and they served sum fakken max tasty loaking stake and fak. but it tasted kinda dry and nattin

so i saied to teh kÃ¶ksmÃ¤stare...du kanske skulle ta Ã¥ steka den lite mindre Ã¥ slÃ¤nga i lite peppar :S wehn i woek ap i was chewing teh pillow

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 24 Feb 2007, 21:10

danielj wrote:jeppe <3

<Jeeyunee> du kanske skulle ta Ã¥ steka den lite mindre Ã¥ slÃ¤nga i lite peppar :S

plz translate

John · Post by **John** » 24 Feb 2007, 21:17

"maybe u should fry it a bit less and throw in some pepper"

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 24 Feb 2007, 21:49

John wrote:"maybe u should fry it a bit less and through in some pepper"

i dont know if this qualifies as teaching english (which is against the rules) but it is spelled throw not through :)

John · Post by **John** » 25 Feb 2007, 01:39

dame of cuz, slarvfel ;X

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 3 Mar 2007, 18:37

[19:33:12] <battlebot> --------------- STOP! ---------------
[19:33:12] * battlebot finished.wav
[19:33:12] * battlebot changes topic to 'Battle[OFF] To start a battle /msg battlebot !help'
[19:33:12] * battlebot sets mode: +m
[19:33:14] <battlebot> Results for Bong0074.lev by Jeppe [NL]
[19:33:16] <battlebot> ----------------------------------------
[19:33:18] <battlebot> 1. TTechnik [mB] 0:10,85
[19:33:20] <battlebot> 2. Unregistered-Peacer 0:11,00
[19:33:22] <battlebot> 3. Maximus [UHF] 0:11,04
[19:33:24] <battlebot> 4. jds [ME] 0:11,17
[19:33:26] <battlebot> 5. ElrondMB [ea] 0:11,23
[19:33:28] <battlebot> 6. MAKAP [POT] 0:11,29
[19:33:30] <battlebot> 7. Giancarlo [dx] 0:11,36
[19:33:30] * battlebot was kicked by dinaari (flood)

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 3 Mar 2007, 22:44

IRL ROFL

Kestas · Post by **Kestas** » 6 Mar 2007, 07:34

is it battlebot doing the comeback ? ;o mongo dinari picking up on bots

dz · Post by dz » 8 Mar 2007, 20:48

Kestas wrote:is it battlebot doing the comeback ? ;o mongo dinari picking up on bots

battlebot has been back for two weeks already..

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 12 Mar 2007, 22:30

<FLAiR> milagros is awesome who created first the LAN, and now a online patch!

;DD

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 12 Mar 2007, 23:13

epp · Post by **epp** » 12 Mar 2007, 23:16

;D
<-was there!

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 14 Mar 2007, 22:12

OMFGROFL

Post by **SveinR** » 19 Mar 2007, 00:28

[13:35:17] <casanova> o&u 30.44
[13:35:21] <casanova> damez have 30.43:/
[13:35:44] <Bjorn> ok
[13:35:50] <Bjorn> I have 31:47
[13:38:18] <Bjorn> whos damez?

Zweq · Post by **Zweq** » 19 Mar 2007, 06:26

hey dont post my quit message :(

John · Post by **John** » 4 Apr 2007, 13:02

[13:42:01] <ribot> how much costs to go with train from poland to hungary
[13:42:34] <Kopaka> two hundred million dollar

somehow found this max funny, could see Kopa do that mini-me pinky thingie :P

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 4 Apr 2007, 20:33

ahahah

D

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 8 Apr 2007, 01:23

[1:18am] <zw0r> another nice thing wiht bot is that now you don't have to hang out in the level until the end to get results
[1:18am] Quits: balleserver (~balleserv@81-231-66-238-no20.tbcn.telia.com) (*.nl us.ircnet.org)

Zerox · Post by **Zerox** » 16 Apr 2007, 16:48

* @MACHINE[] (~Aph02_@tuxedo.abo.fi) Quit (Ping timeout)
<Dani_TAH> lets do mass suicide mmmkay
<Britney> im in
<Dani_TAH> future generations will look up to us, thinking we we're the greatest nolifers ever
<Dani_TAH> Britney~ what method you use?
<Dani_TAH> i do teh drown in cola
<Britney> i use alcohol ;_;
<Dani_TAH> ;S
<Jake> jeppe shud eat snus max =)
<Jake> wud be riteway to die

<Britney> i eat half of waht i use abouts
<Britney> so liek very fast counted iz 5kg every 100th day
<Dani_TAH> i can see teh headlines "swedish snused to death and norwegian drowned in cola to death, also some danish bongos called fvang had gay sex to death, all becouse of some IRC bot disconnecting"

#ranks sach funey place =)

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 23 Apr 2007, 18:33

from in-game belma chat:

<Marek> why are you using tricks ???

danitah · Post by **danitah** » 4 May 2007, 20:36

[21:33:15] <Britney> ;/ i need this = large snus + lightbulbare online
[21:33:25] <Britney> wander if i cane afford sach lif0rness
[21:33:27] <Britney> !row
[21:33:27] <MACHINE> Napol_Q has 1 in a row so far...
[21:33:35] <Britney> seem liek i didnt even hev row ;I
[21:33:39] <Britney> ez cane afford lifing
[21:34:38] <Britney> o/ back from max lif0ring ;-I

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 20 May 2007, 12:42

<Maxel> i cant download internal maps