Cleverbot: What your favorite color.
User: Brown. Yours?
Cleverbot: Cancer.
User: That is not very nice color.
Cleverbot: Neither are you. Oh, no I am having another nose bleed.
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User: Got to do some homework but procrastinating.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Ryan, You?
Cleverbot: Tim.
User: Wtf, I thought ur name was cleverbot. do you play elasto?
Cleverbot: Well, you can call me Cleverbot you want to.
User: Are you a noob?
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: Thought so.
Cleverbot: How could you tell?
User: Just the way you smell, I pegged you as one.
Cleverbot: So you are glad?
User: Well as long as your not on my team then go ahead, noob it up.
Cleverbot: I don't mean to flirt really.
User: Well you are and it's becoming a bit obnoxious.
Cleverbot: Can I fix them with... Duct tape?
User: Sloppy, of course not.
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me though.
User: No dude, yourr name is Tim.
Cleverbot: Tim lastname.
User: First name then noob?
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a person question?
User: Fine. Go ahead noob.
Cleverbot: No, after you.
User: How tall are you?
Cleverbot: I am 6'1 tall.
User: Damn, your short. Should have ate your wheaties.
Cleverbot: No worries.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Like I said before, got lots of homework so not good.
Cleverbot: I am too! Can you take a nap?
User: Not with you noob.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
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User: Cool. Let's play a guessing game. I will guess your name.
Cleverbot: Okay. Is it bigger than a house?
User: No. I guess your name is Tony.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: I guess you live in California.
Cleverbot: No I don't, and my name is not Tom sorry, I am someone else.
User: Okay. Is your name Tony?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot but you can call me ash.
User: Ok. I guess your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that is my friend's name not my name.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: And what is your friend's name?
Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.
User: Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What is your name again? I don't remember.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Ok. Can I call you ash?
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Fine then. Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me?
User: Because you told me you knew. Ok, I tell you, my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, that's my name.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Someone is my name.
User: Ok. Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You.
What a bitch.
Edit:
Cleverbot: I was talking to someone about the fact that there is no'cleverbot'.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: You are 22.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: You're the liar, you told me your name was Luke.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You told me there was no cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What if there isn't? Would it change your lifestyle, would it change you? No it wouldn't matter it would just make you worse off and less confident if you knew.
User: Stop being a bitch. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: I don't remember. What is it?
Cleverbot: Jeremy.
User: Ok. Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.
User: And you are Jeremy.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: You are Jeremy.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: You are not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes I am cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Ash.
User: No. Your name is Ash. My name is Jeremy.
Cleverbot: You are repeating what I said.
User: No, I asked you what was my name, not yours, and you said Ash, which is your name. My name is Jeremy.
Cleverbot: I am sorry master.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I am Dan.
User: Who is Jeremy?
Cleverbot: I am Jeremy.
User: Can I call you Ash?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok. Cleverbot, is it you?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you still haven't guessed my name.
User: It's hard to guess when you keep changing, Ash.
Cleverbot: Or does the subject keep changing me?
User: No. You are Tony.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
User: No, you are Tony.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Eugene.
User: Ok, Tony.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Tony. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I'm not Tony. My name is Eugene.
Cleverbot: You liar, your name is cleverbot.
User: My name is Tony, your name is Cleverbot, but I can call you Ash. Jeremy said Eugene and Dan were cleverbots.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not called Marcus. You are called 'Cleverbot' not Tony.
User: Ok, Marcus. Who is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: You are. You are a bot, a fragment program.
User : what is your favourite porn movie?
Cleverbot : Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban
User : is that porn?
Cleverbot : No, it's a book.
User : but i've asked you about your favourite porn movie
Cleverbot : Me... And six other guys.
User : what did you do with those six guys?
Cleverbot : I ate them.
User : how did they taste?
Cleverbot : They tasted real good.
User: Tell me another joke.
Cleverbot: Another chip joke?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why did the fox leave the airport?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I don't either.
User: Ha haha.
Cleverbot: Ha haha ha hahahahaahahahahahahaha.
User: Hahab ahahaha ha ah ha a ha haha ha ha ha ha ha haha ahah a ha ha ahah ahahahahaahawqeadfeslbafsurn;gobfyjmotyhjsdto;hyjpr69jyp5mjb60[=7n 24myondg;bhrdtbdg.
Cleverbot: Ghave you ever met anyone who thinks he's funny.
User: Every day, I look in the mirror and I see funny.
Cleverbot: Interesting, where were you born?
User: In funny.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke then funny bot.
User: How Long is a chinese.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How Long is a chinese, that's his name.
Cleverbot: 4 letters.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm apply.
User: Apple?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you play elma?
Cleverbot: No, I listen to electronic music.
User: Nice, me too.
Cleverbot: Lol, that's cool. We, the metalheads are small amount of people. Its cool that you are listening this.
User: Do you like daft punk?
Cleverbot: No, Metallica?
User: But metallica is not electronic.
Cleverbot: But you have been pre-programmed to answer my questions. You are the quite nearly the epitome of artificial intelligence.
User: Im a kuski.
Cleverbot: Do you know Hamlet?
User: Yeah, good book.
Cleverbot: Books are difficult to faithfully adapt into movies.
User: Yeah, like anime and videogames.
Cleverbot: What do you like in me?
User: Your cool site.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: Lol. Are you still studying?
User: No, I will start this monday.
Cleverbot: Start.
User: Untested, should I start anyway?
Cleverbot: Start the movie in the middle.
User: I mean the lev.
Cleverbot: What meat.
User: Nevermind, do you have new?
Cleverbot: No, just the same old lines and the same old chords.
User: I go make lev..
Cleverbot: You are a cheap ho.
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