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by jaytea
24 Apr 2005, 11:11
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: New WRs
Replies: 4168
Views: 997549

twipley is canadian, plz excuse teh
by jaytea
24 Apr 2005, 11:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Norway the best nation at internals? No.
Replies: 23
Views: 5367

usa is the best internalist country okiz
by jaytea
24 Apr 2005, 11:07
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: pressing gas all the time in internals
Replies: 28
Views: 6434

uhhhhhh theres A difference between pressing gas all the time and not braking

there is some no brake contest somewhere ..i recall seeing some jokke replays
by jaytea
24 Apr 2005, 11:05
Forum: General
Topic: Wich styles you just dont GET?
Replies: 508
Views: 131969

HOW TO DO FREEFALL UNDER 11.53 TEEACHME
by jaytea
23 Apr 2005, 15:52
Forum: General
Topic: Mopolauta Quotes
Replies: 318
Views: 84246

fuck you douchedan
by jaytea
23 Apr 2005, 13:27
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Ergonomic / Back Pain / Finger Hurts
Replies: 54
Views: 18408

SveinR wrote:
jaytea wrote:
Haha, that's not blank, you wrote

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you're a genius
SveinR wrote:Keep a bit more sense in your posts please.
just a bit? btw my post made more sense than 99% of those on lauta
by jaytea
21 Apr 2005, 14:54
Forum: General
Topic: Elma Ergonomic / Back Pain / Finger Hurts
Replies: 54
Views: 18408

by jaytea
21 Apr 2005, 09:56
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 27167

so why ask?
by jaytea
21 Apr 2005, 08:26
Forum: General
Topic: Topics' existences
Replies: 13
Views: 2770

in all my years of forum bashing i have never come across this sort of idea. are we so lazy that we need some lauta whore to find topics for us??
I feel that this is the game that requires more precision, rapid thinking and dexterity to develop than in any other game...
you must be canadian
by jaytea
21 Apr 2005, 08:18
Forum: General
Topic: What do you eat or drink when you play Elma?
Replies: 21
Views: 4170

i usually drink cum when playing elma
by jaytea
13 Apr 2005, 12:04
Forum: General
Topic: Who is making/has made Wcup5 levels??
Replies: 83
Views: 14046

ohhh i see. wcup levels should be sent to dunlop@barbarastreisand.com
by jaytea
11 Apr 2005, 17:07
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 412619

oki, let me know when youre done with them
by jaytea
11 Apr 2005, 11:50
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 412619

HAI i'm looking for a team for wcup too. im an accomplished internalist, with a tt over 50mins including 1:30 downhill and 3:47 lab pro. i often place last or second last in battles usually behind such great battlers as Juski and kopaka. my loyalty is unquestionable, i will upload secret team styles...
by jaytea
9 Apr 2005, 18:04
Forum: General
Topic: Who is making/has made Wcup5 levels??
Replies: 83
Views: 14046

fuck the world cup. i will create a phantom user and cheat victory
by jaytea
8 Apr 2005, 20:35
Forum: Advertising
Topic: New teams and members
Replies: 1362
Views: 412619

made new team

jaytea -> jaytea[FM]

FM = fucking mongo
by jaytea
30 Mar 2005, 02:48
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: The 30Pipe Trick
Replies: 13
Views: 4057

the bounce in 30s2981 seemed alright, i bet it's not as big a bug as your Enigma wr stini. you should send that in
by jaytea
29 Mar 2005, 14:16
Forum: General
Topic: Vsync internal level list
Replies: 76
Views: 27897

i find ff easier with it off
by jaytea
24 Mar 2005, 11:19
Forum: General
Topic: 36MINS Personal TT
Replies: 87
Views: 18799

DONT BE DUMB

IN STATE.DAT IT SHOW THE TIME ROUNDED DOWN TO THE NEAREST 0.01. OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS THAT ALL OF T0R'S RIDES MIGHT BE 0.01 MORE THAN THE STATE SAYS. AT MOST HIS TT COULD BE OFF BY 54 * 0.01 = 0.54 SECONDS OKI??
by jaytea
23 Mar 2005, 12:25
Forum: General
Topic: 36MINS Personal TT
Replies: 87
Views: 18799

you dont need a math guru for this on each level, a person's time could be up to 0.01 slower than the one displayed in the state. if t0r has 14.07 in wu for example, his time could be anywhere between 14.070 and 14.07999999999 (a value slightly less than 14.08) so 14.07 <= his time < 14.08 since any...
by jaytea
20 Mar 2005, 10:08
Forum: Polls
Topic: best moporator
Replies: 27
Views: 12250

ABULA
by jaytea
5 Mar 2005, 18:42
Forum: Polls
Topic: World Cup 5 events - 15 or 20?
Replies: 67
Views: 34076

i voted 15, dont wanna be playing wcup during my summer holiday thx :P
by jaytea
19 Feb 2005, 16:33
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14857

your dad's a noob
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 18:42
Forum: Advertising
Topic: Sounds in #Battle
Replies: 9
Views: 2796

oooooh steven hawking :d
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 18:12
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14857

i know, i told my dad that once. he just said 'nonsense' and jizzed on me
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 16:39
Forum: Polls
Topic: What Kind of Kuski Are You?
Replies: 49
Views: 16649

you forgot one category, 'fakcing goad'
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 16:38
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14857

what frustration? its a true story

are you telling me you dont have slightly weird things like that in your life?
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 14:26
Forum: General
Topic: Do you remember the first time you pulled a new style....
Replies: 41
Views: 11555

first time i made over and under (past both killers) i actually started jacking off and came all over my motherboard. needless to say, i hit head and didnt make the trick again for another week. also my motherboard always winks at me whenever i take teh case off :O
by jaytea
13 Feb 2005, 14:20
Forum: General
Topic: What does the parent/s think [care]
Replies: 96
Views: 14857

sometimes when i show my brother an impressive replay he drops his pants and starts masturbating on me. i have to go like "DUDE IF YOU WANNA WACK OFF THEN DO IT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING ROOM"
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 19:07
Forum: Feedback
Topic: New status for X
Replies: 1032
Views: 305652

whose dick do you have to suck to get this status shiat? jaytea - the gentleman !!
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 18:51
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

awwwwww cmon dont play hard to get :(
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 18:23
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

if you would be so kind :D
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 18:18
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

i got hours worth of buffer here, what part of teh convo did i miss? :) and i just said they were funny, lal!
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 18:05
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

let me go for some things i thought were pretty HILARIOUS! [20:18:09] <xtC-> hopelesly devoted to skint0r ;S [20:18:27] <KyJelly> he is my valentine ok [19:12:15] <KyJelly> still snowing, gotta go eat some [18:38:31] <SveinR> ohh teh house is hot [18:38:55] <KyJelly> ye max hot [18:39:09] <SveinR> y...
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 18:00
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

and the joke was simply priceless ye?
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 17:51
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

i believe you forgot the equally unoriginal:

[20:44:45] <jaytea> not everyone has tiny penis like yuo dude
by jaytea
12 Feb 2005, 17:16
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of January 2005
Replies: 48
Views: 16874

ye congrats, you earned it
by jaytea
11 Feb 2005, 15:23
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: do you have a höyled top-10?
Replies: 1192
Views: 324519

why is ELMA PRO so homosexual? could it be because he likes men?
by jaytea
11 Feb 2005, 15:18
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: do you have a höyled top-10?
Replies: 1192
Views: 324519

why does crazy always sound like she's on her period
by jaytea
2 Feb 2005, 14:04
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of January 2005
Replies: 48
Views: 16874

crazy, you can't express yourself? i think this is a lovely bit of expression:
#¤"¤=#!"#"!
:) if you have any more non-alphanumeric characters to throw at me I'm all ears :D
by jaytea
2 Feb 2005, 12:59
Forum: Polls
Topic: Kuski of January 2005
Replies: 48
Views: 16874

rather than waste his time with external level packs, contests and other such "contributions" to the scene, I believe sierra's interests are mainly in internal level playing. after all, if youre going to spend your time playing a game, why not play it as it was made to be played? elma wasn...
by jaytea
1 Feb 2005, 17:18
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 27167

sierra = axxu ??
by jaytea
30 Jan 2005, 03:34
Forum: General
Topic: Girls playing elma...WR table
Replies: 44
Views: 7848

way to bump old topics asshole
by jaytea
28 Jan 2005, 16:44
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 27167

i thought luther was an anti-social dweeb who spends his life hoyling for times zampper makes with ease, and i thought you were some reject aussie whose parents sent to the other side of the world to get away from you
by jaytea
27 Jan 2005, 06:48
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 27167

Dynamo wrote:so...what book/site did u take that out of?
omg..HOW U KNOW? i wanted ppl to think i freestyled it but now youve exposed me
by jaytea
26 Jan 2005, 21:54
Forum: General
Topic: Zaraptor = Toringe ??
Replies: 125
Views: 27167

Since its introduction into quantum chemistry in the late 1960s by Cízek and Paldus coupled cluster theory has emerged as perhaps the most reliable, yet computationally affordable method for the approximate solution of the electronic Schrödinger equation and the prediction of molecular properties....
by jaytea
11 Jan 2005, 15:09
Forum: Replays and times
Topic: Best TT without the 3 big shortcuts
Replies: 40
Views: 12359

RAAAAAAFL pasibel 38 min tt without these tricks... 49 is noathing
by jaytea
11 Jan 2005, 13:05
Forum: General
Topic: When are Kuskis no longer called Noobs?
Replies: 84
Views: 16830

noob status is COOL! I LOVE BEING A NOOB lolz..NOOB just means youve wasted less of your life on a useless game :D:D:D::D:DD and money (HIHI LUTHER) and cunts but seriously, being a noob is a great excuse for not ever having been recognized for doing any special shit in the scene (HELLO CIPH HOWRU??...
by jaytea
11 Jan 2005, 03:21
Forum: General
Topic: #across quotes
Replies: 1277
Views: 397969

fuck you i hate yoda
by jaytea
6 Jan 2005, 12:47
Forum: General
Topic: deadbounce (you want to see this :) )
Replies: 41
Views: 11040

careful of the guy who keeps changing stuff on MXB
by jaytea
26 Nov 2004, 07:50
Forum: General
Topic: Kuski Life
Replies: 29
Views: 9627

10 yrs later and the kid hasnt aged??