Elma-related jokes
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I've just read the topic, and i think the most phuny and btw the most true joke was the zweq's one
the rest is awful...
and the one about 8-ball from cyreZweq wrote:q: why teh fak cant berh take a gun and blast his brains off
a: brane?? theres no brane =D
cyre wrote:Q: What's the difference between 8ball the kuski and the little toy '8ball' that answers your questions with random messages that rarely make any sense?
A: Diameter.
the rest is awful...
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hopefully santa will get me a dictionary for christmas so i know what you just said!cyre wrote:Q: Why is ribot so messed up?
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so xratio, you made a brutal and came back?
rofl, im joking
rofl, im joking
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rofl, im bored
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Zweq wrote:so xratio, you made a brutal and came back?
rofl, im joking
don't be so cruel. god you can be brutal zometimes zamppe.
jk
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xratio.
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old but couldn't stop laughing ! :_DIgge wrote:xratio.
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igge is such a funny guy, coming up with disgusting jokes like that lolz.Igge wrote:xratio.
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Good morning, Sir. I want to apply fo.... HAHAH BWAHAHHAH HARHARHARBWAHHA1!1
Please behave, young man... You are at your job interview.
I'm extremely sorry WOAHWAOHBWAHAHAHWTF2WTF4HAHA BWAHAHA LOALZ HAHAH I heard a good joke yesterd.. BWUHANNAH NAHH NAHHHAHAH
Well, it's not a good place for joking, I'm about to fire you even before you started!
HAHAH LOLINHO LOLINHO BUWAHAHAH LOLZK2541X HAHAH BWAH QUACK HAHAH
Your time is over! Get out from my office! Just before your leaving tell me the joke.. Doubt it's that laughable though...
X... HAHIHAHIHAHO X... HAHAHAMIAHHAMIHAMIHO
X?? Something about ex girlfriend? Eh you young perverts...
X... HUHU ...XRATIO...
XRATIO LOLDO IMMENSO HAHAHH JAJAJJA BWAHAHA BUENO BOUENO MAXIMO HAHAHAH WBAHAHAH X RATIO LALO LOLLO NO BREAKO LROFLCOPTER HAHAHHAH NO NO GOD PLEASE LET ME HANDLE IT HAHHAHA BWAHAHAHHA HAHHAHA UNO MOMENTO NOOO TREVOR STOP LAUGHING HAHHA!! YOU ARE THE BOSS OF A SERIOUS COMPA JHAHAHHAHHA NY SERIOUS COMPANY HAHHAH
I told you, Sir
I don't care HAHAHHAH XRATIO HAHAHAHHA YOU'RE FUCKING IN! TELL ME YOUR DREAM SALARY...
Please behave, young man... You are at your job interview.
I'm extremely sorry WOAHWAOHBWAHAHAHWTF2WTF4HAHA BWAHAHA LOALZ HAHAH I heard a good joke yesterd.. BWUHANNAH NAHH NAHHHAHAH
Well, it's not a good place for joking, I'm about to fire you even before you started!
HAHAH LOLINHO LOLINHO BUWAHAHAH LOLZK2541X HAHAH BWAH QUACK HAHAH
Your time is over! Get out from my office! Just before your leaving tell me the joke.. Doubt it's that laughable though...
X... HAHIHAHIHAHO X... HAHAHAMIAHHAMIHAMIHO
X?? Something about ex girlfriend? Eh you young perverts...
X... HUHU ...XRATIO...
XRATIO LOLDO IMMENSO HAHAHH JAJAJJA BWAHAHA BUENO BOUENO MAXIMO HAHAHAH WBAHAHAH X RATIO LALO LOLLO NO BREAKO LROFLCOPTER HAHAHHAH NO NO GOD PLEASE LET ME HANDLE IT HAHHAHA BWAHAHAHHA HAHHAHA UNO MOMENTO NOOO TREVOR STOP LAUGHING HAHHA!! YOU ARE THE BOSS OF A SERIOUS COMPA JHAHAHHAHHA NY SERIOUS COMPANY HAHHAH
I told you, Sir
I don't care HAHAHHAH XRATIO HAHAHAHHA YOU'RE FUCKING IN! TELL ME YOUR DREAM SALARY...
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you fucked up the colors: █⇔█
edit: kthx
edit: kthx
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HAHAHASHSSHB LOOL LRORPOFOFL XRATIO NAOANANA HEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEHHAAA FLYINGRANDMAAS HAAAAJAIAOOOHOHOOHOHOHOHH o fk you found ma secret.
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Thorze wrote:I just wanted to make a cool topic like Juish have cool topics..
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god.. fooled me
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what's more pityful than jappe and xratio making love?
their babies
their babies
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what do you call an xratio?
one does not call an xratio, cause one does not want to speak with him.
one does not call an xratio, cause one does not want to speak with him.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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igge is right .)
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knock knock
who's there?
xratio
who's there?
xratio
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A bit far fetched and deep humor but I found this randomly spontaneously fun(00.32) Sjúrður à Sandagerði:
http://www.mawaneishot.com
(00.32) Mawane:
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your pants have kuskies on them?Lukazz wrote:i almost shit my panties with the little kuskis on it!The_BoneLESS wrote:knock knock
who's there?
xratio
omfg, how sadnerd
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Amgad 8D saaach raffeldZweq wrote:
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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well now it's obv why Zweq is leet spinner.
i giggles lolz.
i giggles lolz.
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Q. Why is there so many jokes about X-ratio?
A. What? These are jokes?
A. What? These are jokes?
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what do you get abk crossed with an nerdA.K.B. wrote:Q. Why is there so many jokes about X-ratio?
A. What? These are jokes?
same thing
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Q: What does Mawane eat for breakfast?
A: I don't know, I stopped listening when I heard Mawane. And please don't repeat. Pleeease don't
A: I don't know, I stopped listening when I heard Mawane. And please don't repeat. Pleeease don't
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What is funnier then elma nerdcommunity?
Sorry, i can't hear you. I'm laughing at the elma nerdcommunity.
Sorry, i can't hear you. I'm laughing at the elma nerdcommunity.
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what's sadder?
1. you laughing at us
2. you
1. you laughing at us
2. you
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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I don't care for your silly jokes, but I have a nice elma-related story for you.
Once I was warming up for my quick round of uphill battle on the hill next to our village. I planned to do it over and under, first taking the bumpy journey road up and then passing the curvaceous jaws of its hooked twin peaks, then going downhill along the flat track.
I looked upwards to the sun which was glowing like a spiral enigma attached to an electric current. The clouds were like islands in the sky and the sky was coloured in all kinds of a bluer shade of serpents tale. Suddenly my feet bounced back from the ground and the next moment I was laying upside down in the mud with my nose in my jaws and my eyes out on the ground as fruit in the den. I decided to apple harvest them back in their sockets and with a long haul I got back on my feet.
I recalled this myth called the hill legend. A new wave of knowledge then appeared before me, in the form of smoke spiralling out of a hole in the ground. I peeked into it and saw all kinds of furry creatures, walking around in a labyrinth. I made my way to get down, fell in a loop-de-loop, and ended on a flat surface, in the middle of this expert system. I was lost. On each corner I tagged a number, so I could see on which I had already been. For a while it seemed I was walking circuitous, zig zagging and slalomming through this framework hell, but then I made my way to escape.
I never ran into those creatures, as though they had fled from the scene. At the entrance of the labyrinth pro I walked right into a flower. I picked it up, and noticed it yellow with white leaves. What the heck, was this really true? I took the steppes up and found myself in a whole new chamber, filled with those creatures. The situation seemed rather precarious, so I hid myself behind a steep corner. 5 hours I waited, and during this enduro, I observed the beasts. They made weird noises, and once in a while I could distinguish one of them talking about a gravity ride to the moon. I was stunned.
Finally they left the chamber, back to the labyrinth. I walked towards the center of the room and kneeled down. On the floor was a pattern of bowling balls, sinking down the ditch. I stoop up again and banged my head. I had enough of this shelf life. I didn't even care about more levels up those stairs.
A white flash then surrounded and the next moment I was back on the top of the hill, peeking through the hole in the ground, watching that animal farm below me again. I turned around and almost freefalled into another ditch in the ground. I hung really tight as a hangman, but eventually my hands slipped from the cliff and what followed was a ramp frenzy down, down, down through a tunnel terror of what seemed to be a wide pipe.
It turned out to be a sewer. I had my hair cut by a sharp rim and then broke both my legs; double trouble. God was playing a game with me. What more tricks abound would he have? Somewhere up in the sky there was an evil mind yelling "He He". I didn't even care anymore.
Once I was warming up for my quick round of uphill battle on the hill next to our village. I planned to do it over and under, first taking the bumpy journey road up and then passing the curvaceous jaws of its hooked twin peaks, then going downhill along the flat track.
I looked upwards to the sun which was glowing like a spiral enigma attached to an electric current. The clouds were like islands in the sky and the sky was coloured in all kinds of a bluer shade of serpents tale. Suddenly my feet bounced back from the ground and the next moment I was laying upside down in the mud with my nose in my jaws and my eyes out on the ground as fruit in the den. I decided to apple harvest them back in their sockets and with a long haul I got back on my feet.
I recalled this myth called the hill legend. A new wave of knowledge then appeared before me, in the form of smoke spiralling out of a hole in the ground. I peeked into it and saw all kinds of furry creatures, walking around in a labyrinth. I made my way to get down, fell in a loop-de-loop, and ended on a flat surface, in the middle of this expert system. I was lost. On each corner I tagged a number, so I could see on which I had already been. For a while it seemed I was walking circuitous, zig zagging and slalomming through this framework hell, but then I made my way to escape.
I never ran into those creatures, as though they had fled from the scene. At the entrance of the labyrinth pro I walked right into a flower. I picked it up, and noticed it yellow with white leaves. What the heck, was this really true? I took the steppes up and found myself in a whole new chamber, filled with those creatures. The situation seemed rather precarious, so I hid myself behind a steep corner. 5 hours I waited, and during this enduro, I observed the beasts. They made weird noises, and once in a while I could distinguish one of them talking about a gravity ride to the moon. I was stunned.
Finally they left the chamber, back to the labyrinth. I walked towards the center of the room and kneeled down. On the floor was a pattern of bowling balls, sinking down the ditch. I stoop up again and banged my head. I had enough of this shelf life. I didn't even care about more levels up those stairs.
A white flash then surrounded and the next moment I was back on the top of the hill, peeking through the hole in the ground, watching that animal farm below me again. I turned around and almost freefalled into another ditch in the ground. I hung really tight as a hangman, but eventually my hands slipped from the cliff and what followed was a ramp frenzy down, down, down through a tunnel terror of what seemed to be a wide pipe.
It turned out to be a sewer. I had my hair cut by a sharp rim and then broke both my legs; double trouble. God was playing a game with me. What more tricks abound would he have? Somewhere up in the sky there was an evil mind yelling "He He". I didn't even care anymore.
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Did I see Twin Peaks? Hi Flyer? Tag? Pipe? Maybe some of them yes, but I think there are a few missing
There are some weird ones, like apple harvest and tricks abound, but most of it is just plain awesome
There are some weird ones, like apple harvest and tricks abound, but most of it is just plain awesome
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twin peaks sucks.
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dame :< you missed the whole point. should end like this:
anyway was max najs 8)It turned out to be a sewer. I had my hair cut by a sharp rim and then broke both my legs; double trouble. God was playing a game with me. What more tricks abound would he have? Somewhere up in the sky there was an evil mind yelling "He He". I didn't even care anymore.
animal farm.
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If you're trying to say it makes you think of 1984 or an orwellian plot, okay. But if not, what do you mean?
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X-ratio walks into a bar, then the bartender says:
get out of here kid! You are underage, you have no place drinking alcoholz!
Then X-ratio did not listen.
so one day...
..blah..
then ded.
get out of here kid! You are underage, you have no place drinking alcoholz!
Then X-ratio did not listen.
so one day...
..blah..
then ded.
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xratio has nothing to do with elma anyway
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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who is he in fact? since i had joined the scene i have seen only few posts like 'BWAHAHAHAHA'. So where had he come from, what has he done, has he ever played elma etc.
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kinda like you but he doesnt try to be serious - anymore, anyway.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages
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he can't do bounce
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Nah, the joke was that he cant do brutal.
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elmarelated joke:
http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5586
http://mopolauta.moposite.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5586
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
Zweq wrote:99.9999% of nabs haven't even opened the book yet and most of those that have are still on the first pages