petsen wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that one was really great kyJelly, where do u get this stuff ?
that is my little secret, i get em all over, to much spare time at work
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petsen wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that one was really great kyJelly, where do u get this stuff ?
Ky.Jelly wrote:From the Australian Bureau of Statistics :
3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.
58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while he fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.
Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.
101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.(!!!!!)
5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
And finally:
8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep {passing out)
while throwing up into the toilet.
YEP! It's great to be Australian!
Where's teh fun????Ky.Jelly wrote:Elderly couple driving through a forest one night, when a vampire drops from a tree onto the windscreen and starts pounding on the glass. The woman screams and turns to the man, says "Quick, Henry, show him your cross!". Man winds his windows down, sticks his head out and yells, "Get off my *******g car!"
DEFINITELY NOT.chux wrote:what?? thats probably the best one thats been posted here!!
actually, that's not the point at all what that is (doesnt matter) as far as how i saw it funnyzworqy wrote:DEFINITELY NOT.chux wrote:what?? thats probably the best one thats been posted here!!
The only thing I can find in it is that "cross" can mean "angry" as well as "religious sign", but it's far fetched and not funny.
????dz wrote:actually, that's not the point at all what that is (doesnt matter) as far as how i saw it funny