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I thought i'd have a go at one of these story things.
So. Rules:
You have to write a sentance with 25 words or less and it has to end in "and then"
I'll start it off with a couple...

A sacred cow was walking through a forest and came accross the Elma guy who had a suitcase full of spinning apples, and then

the Elma guy dropped to his knees and said, "ah! sacred cow. I will worship you." The cow asked, "do you like motorbikes?" and then
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the elma guy said "i do actully", with an astonished look upon his face :o . and then
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the elma guy went mad and ate the cow. and then
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a group of animal protesters came and beat him with sticks, and then
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csybe came around and they smoked some pipe, and then
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60 old women with uzi machine guns entered the scene, on thier way to the hotdog factory, and then
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they could hear everyone around them saying "-and then"
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everybody stopped and looked at all the females. They where the Extreme Paranoia Club. They got pissed,
so they blew everybody´s brain out. And then...
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they felt even more paranoid that there were killers about...and then...
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the killers killed all the males ("oh no", shouted all the females), and then
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The elma guy had been killed, so someone had to take his place...and then...
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the females realized, that without men... They couldnt generate babys anymore! Luckly, one of them had a radio. So she called an alien spaceship, that came down from space. And they screwed each other. And then
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some freakish mutated human-alien babies were born. They learnt all elma bounces in a matter of days and then
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the freakish mutated human-alien babies began to hoyl the Dragstrup Contest levels on http://medlem.jubii.dk/elastomania and then
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the times they made were inhuman. after watching their replays kopaka decided to ban them. The mutants were furious. they started using their abilities to kill kuskis and then
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after the rage, only few survivied... They developt new super-human abilities for höyling. They live in caves to avoid the freakish-species.
And then
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... I thought: there were so much text above so why should I read it when I can write here anyway so he kicked his Q very long ang then...
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he saw his dad, grandmuski, and they had such fun time. that is, when the elma guy really found a meaning of this endless journey, together they built up an apple store. first they called it "fm's apples", which almost drove the company down. they had to think a new name and came up with the juicy nipples *and then*
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the public found out it was abula's nipples. and then the rules of this story were changed, ur not supposed to say "and then", instead u should say "but", but
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then the public found out, that only one of the nipples where Abula´s. That other nipple where pexi´s! OMG, they have mutated, but
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the story went so freakish that people started rioting against it. They almost managed to annihilate the story, but
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Antz was right, so everybody came up with descent lines. BUT...
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huge meteor fell down and everybody died. but
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even though every1 died, SOME survived! they lived playing elma and searching for food. Life was happy, but
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an ogre spontaniously exploded, but
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even though ALL LIFE EVER WITH NO EXEPTIONS died, the story mangaged to carry on. but...
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god came up and used ultima magic and earth was totally destroyed to millions of microscopely small pieces. butt
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there WAS life on another planet called ELMAROOLZ zorgon 12, but
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all the kuskis there had totals of 5 hours, but
Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
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one had a total of 5 minutes, but
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some people in the earth had STILL SURVIVED the armaggedon. they travelled with their newly-made starships to the wonderland ELMAROOLZ zorgon 12 and started a great elma battle; the winner would rule the galaxy forever on. BUT!
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suddenly entire universe was destroyed and nothing was left. butthole
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but then
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no-one seems to understand 'NO EXCEPTIONS' and the rules have changed again. now the final word had to be 'and'...and...
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but, no, and now?!
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the universe was reborn! firsrt 15 billion years were dull, but then elma was invented. oh what a joy it was! the odd-looking creatures, kuskis hoyled and hoyled and
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hoyled some more and
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a kuski named Xavier Tuxie 8, became so good at Elma, that his mind left his body. He became, The Elma God: Xavier! And
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the tale of his transcendense spread among kuskis like wildfire! Huge crowds of people came to watch their new elma god. BUT! the elma god was evil. He threw huge apples at the crowds that killed billions, and
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beacuse of that, over the years, the kuski evolved so they got bigger. At last, they could instead of be killed by apples, eat them. And
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the apples were magical! every time a kuski ate an apple (s)he could make tt 1 sec better. some kuskis transcended. some died a horrible death after eating tons of apples. After all the fuss only 2 groups survived: the traditional acrossers and
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suddenly everything existed!
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ribot wrote:suddenly everything existed!
"#&%"/%"/#"%%//"(¤ there's no and, and no point! múst u spoil our story??? oh, the agony of this misery!
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everybody realized that this topic was dead. So everybody wrote on the story. And
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the other group that survived where the elma haters, there began a war between the traditional acrossers and the elma haters *and*
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ribot had sex with cloud's mum, and
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cloud's mom got pregnant and the child was the prophecised uniter of elma kuskis. As the child grew and
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kuskis died, the child realized that he was... The One. He encouraged both groups to battle in the games. And then MopoBattle where born... And
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and and and and......

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....some crazy ass niggas came in and started chillin' and killin' and...
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