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- 10 Jan 2011, 12:10
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
blowjobs once a day will change the way you think
- 10 Jan 2011, 12:09
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: wikileaks
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1435
Re: wikileaks
grats on the uban btw, i just read that tropic, post your links please
- 10 Jan 2011, 12:07
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
- Replies: 1085
- Views: 267860
Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!
aren't you banned?
o you are actually banned, my bad :p
o you are actually banned, my bad :p
- 10 Jan 2011, 12:05
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: wikileaks
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1435
Re: wikileaks
i think julian asange is actually cysbe, however, it made our previous government look like dorks so vote yes
- 10 Jan 2011, 12:04
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: You Laugh You Lose
- Replies: 653
- Views: 124777
Re: You Laugh You Lose
o really, maybe too much utube for you?
i however after all these years have finally got into utube
yes, it rocks
i however after all these years have finally got into utube
yes, it rocks
- 15 Nov 2010, 16:30
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
hot weather and sleeping is not fantastic, fan's are too load, i always find that sleeping in your bed reverse always helps
- 15 Nov 2010, 06:27
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Formula 1 2014!
- Replies: 449
- Views: 77922
Re: Formula 1 2010
super pro season for f1, now just bring back refueling
- 15 Nov 2010, 06:26
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Latest thing you have bought
- Replies: 666
- Views: 201846
- 12 Nov 2010, 03:57
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
yea, fucking took me almost that long to remember my pw
guiness will NOT make you fat :p
guiness will NOT make you fat :p
- 12 Nov 2010, 03:56
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: how big is your
- Replies: 133
- Views: 37436
Re: how big is your
firstly id like to thanks waffles :p 782Gb of mp3's, 196Gb of FLAC
id also like to thank foobar2000 for not being shit
id also like to thank foobar2000 for not being shit
- 10 Nov 2010, 03:21
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
the more you go down you your gf, the more she will go down on you
- 10 Nov 2010, 03:18
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What have you learned today ?
- Replies: 260
- Views: 45872
Re: What have you learned today ?
jandals and cycling and trying to beat traffic, do NOT mix
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:32
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: LoLs stories from your work!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2295
Re: LoLs stories from your work!
i work in a casino, the story factor, is huge, perhaps ill tell one onedae, but skint0r might nat approve, stop fucking womans okay?
and my irc wont work
and your never there
and i love you
i like long hair
and my irc wont work
and your never there
and i love you
i like long hair
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:29
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What computer games you're playing?
- Replies: 647
- Views: 178568
Re: What computer games you're playing?
Eve Online
they say Eve lifes only begins with 2 accounts, i must say i agree, fucking winningest game
they say Eve lifes only begins with 2 accounts, i must say i agree, fucking winningest game
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:27
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: #ranks
- Replies: 36
- Views: 11111
Re: #ranks
this got gay as soon as people started having alarms go off when the ranks guy said anything, welcome to lame game cheatsville
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:26
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Latest thing you have bought
- Replies: 666
- Views: 201846
Re: Latest thing you have bought
new bicycle,
fucking uber love going fast, only had mountain bikes before, road bikes are super sick, rollin' rollin'
fucking uber love going fast, only had mountain bikes before, road bikes are super sick, rollin' rollin'
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:25
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Recently I've been listening to ...
- Replies: 205
- Views: 71900
Re: Recently I've been listening to ...
Jimi Hendrix, over and over and over again, its totally got me atm, got a sweet Robert Plant and Jimmy Page live cassette for the car, (no cd and shit radio) they have some mean good jams
- 9 Nov 2010, 17:23
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
- Replies: 677
- Views: 177956
Re: Girlfriends .... lost one , got new one, trouble, write here
last weekend 1 year yo, lived together in tiny arse place for 6 months, mad hot sex, long may it continue
- 2 Jan 2010, 07:19
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Happy New Year!!!
- Replies: 45
- Views: 8895
Re: Happy New Year!!!
o yea, party yea party,
- 18 Sep 2009, 04:49
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: AUS v NZ
- Replies: 114
- Views: 17088
Re: AUS v NZ
lol wow, what a thread this was
- 18 Sep 2009, 04:45
- Forum: General
- Topic: #across quotes
- Replies: 1277
- Views: 394150
Re: #across quotes
[15:04:38] * Bismuth (Bismuth@199.202.79.177) has joined #across [15:05:01] <Bismuth> by the way, why are there two IRC channels, across and battle? [15:09:07] <Jappe2> #battle was for battles before belma [15:17:56] <Bismuth> ya and across is like for mongo talking [15:20:00] <Jappe2> mabe [15:20:...
- 5 Aug 2009, 02:54
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: What have you learned today ?
- Replies: 260
- Views: 45872
Re: What have you learned today ?
try to pay your fines on time, it fucks you off even more when its a day late and costs you another $30
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:21
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Drinking beer out of a bottle
- Replies: 26
- Views: 4784
Re: Drinking beer out of a bottle
Learn to drink nab, you're not supposed to put the whole opening of the bottle into your mouth. It looks stupid too. Put upper lip in front of the bottle mouth, then you can have the whole bottle upside down and still air goes in. Learn from your brother, he's obviously the smart one in the family!...
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:18
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
- Replies: 1085
- Views: 267860
Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!
im sure at some point Abula or SveinR will trash this topic, but till then, gets me one step closer to 4444
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:16
- Forum: General
- Topic: the most memorable ppl in the scene
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2933
Re: the most memorable ppl in the scene
sorry ribot, love your work 90% of the time, but..
what a useless thread, honestly, you of all people should be above such a penis size contest, wtf man, you selling out finally?
what a useless thread, honestly, you of all people should be above such a penis size contest, wtf man, you selling out finally?
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:13
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Money gathering campaign for Moposite
- Replies: 48
- Views: 24234
Re: Money gathering campaign for Moposite
yea, and a shitload of mine
nice bump btw :p
nice bump btw :p
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:11
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: My niece
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3110
Re: My niece
wtf guys, seriously, here you are slagging off new life and the fact that people are so buzzed about it that they want to share it with the world.
i know its not yours man, but cool, new life is the future, love it
i know its not yours man, but cool, new life is the future, love it
- 1 Aug 2009, 19:09
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
i dont give a fuck what people tell you, you only live once, do drugs and drink, you aint going to regret it when your dead
- 18 Jul 2009, 03:17
- Forum: General
- Topic: Mopolauta Quotes
- Replies: 318
- Views: 84038
Re: Mopolauta Quotes
sorry teajay, but this was gold
teajay wrote: The current timespan in itself I'd call a miracle. Silly game and all.
- 17 Jul 2009, 07:26
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
Larry's in room 232 at the hospital. Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'. Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been? 'Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo. ''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ''I got a hundred d...
- 17 Jul 2009, 03:49
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
- Replies: 1085
- Views: 267860
Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!
o how true that is, bit suprised though, seems this place has been quieter than i thought
- 17 Jul 2009, 03:48
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
no one ever felt sad making other people happy, so make someone else happy to cheer yourself up ;P
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:44
- Forum: Polls
- Topic: Kuski of June 2009
- Replies: 40
- Views: 9577
Re: Kuski of June 2009
can i get nominated next june, its my bday month :P
btw congrats :P
btw congrats :P
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:43
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: Mopolauta with phpBB3
- Replies: 139
- Views: 55953
Re: Mopolauta with phpBB3
yo, been checking it out for like an hour and so far i think its awesome. i use a few other boards that are very similar but this one seems to flow just a little better. so 10x from me :P btw, there is no way you need to hold 150 pm on lauta, you have 150 pm's you just cant delete? and if they are t...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:30
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: will you miss ribot?
- Replies: 49
- Views: 10488
Re: will you miss ribot?
I'm just glad teh cysbe is back and filling #across with his jamble on a regular basis, gives me a good reason to always run irc
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:28
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Tip of the Day
- Replies: 1403
- Views: 274197
Re: Tip of the Day
So today we were at the favourite actually a little too expensive because they dare to ask 2.30e for a beer café to celebrate the fucked up exam earlier today, and I gave a huge tip; 0.00 And then when we wanted to leave, a beerbus stopped and served cold beer FREE.\ So that's my tip of the day. aw...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:24
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids Came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to ma...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:22
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
This Maori fulla is walking up the beach with a couple of live crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by an Inspector from the Ministry of Agriculture & Fisheries (MAF). He says to the Maori fulla "Hey, it looks like you caught a couple of undersize crayfish". The Maori fulla says &qu...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:20
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would ye let me bite yer breasts for £100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Woul...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:20
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just as it was going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:17
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but.... 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the ...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:16
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Humour of the Day
- Replies: 510
- Views: 104913
Re: Humour of the Day
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll arou...
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:13
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4158
Re: The Prodigy: Invaders Must Die
yea, so sweet this album was awesome, some big big tunes on it
dont you just love it how The Prodigy never ever seem to suck :p
dont you just love it how The Prodigy never ever seem to suck :p
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:12
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: This is my no #XXX post topic!
- Replies: 1085
- Views: 267860
Re: This is my no #XXX post topic!
3916 ö
Last visit was: 01 Sep 2008, 12:23:33
almost a year
Last visit was: 01 Sep 2008, 12:23:33
almost a year
- 16 Jul 2009, 04:09
- Forum: General
- Topic: Svein Rune
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1665
Re: Svein Rune
damn a Mr Rune appreciation thread, we should really have a few more of these.
love your work
love your work
- 7 Jul 2008, 04:18
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: MSN
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4423
Re: MSN
irc > msn
and dont post your email address in the thread, the hundred thousand forum trolling bots will find it and you will get sparm for ever
and dont post your email address in the thread, the hundred thousand forum trolling bots will find it and you will get sparm for ever
- 1 Jun 2008, 02:53
- Forum: Feedback
- Topic: New status for X
- Replies: 1032
- Views: 301566
Re: New status for X
zworqy wrote:AKB doesn't deserve a status
- 31 May 2008, 22:01
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Have you lost big in casino?
- Replies: 47
- Views: 9075
Re: Have you lost big in casino?
lol @ the guy that said he has never seen more than 22-24 red or black numbers in a row i deal roullette for a living, i have twice spun more than 30 consequtive black numbers, as yet never over 30 consecutive red numbers but hopefully one day i will get on a crazy run and if you win at a casino wd,...
- 31 May 2008, 21:54
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Your Uptime Record
- Replies: 47
- Views: 9775
- 31 May 2008, 21:52
- Forum: Non-Elma related discussion
- Topic: Trackmania
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3367
Trackmania
Who is playing this awesome game? its a free download on steam if you havent got it yet. its totally addictive, some sweet tracks and its sweet to race people from all over the world btw i tried to find if there was topic about this already, couldnt find, maybe im noob, who knows :P o and i plays as...