What have you learned today ?

John · Post by **John** » 4 Jul 2010, 03:54

That 3 shelves stuck to the wall with just 8 screws in total come to life when owner is at work. Movies, books, bottles (some broken) everywhere.

Yep, that's my bed. Luckily I wasn't sleeping at the time.
Yep, that's Blue Curacao stuck like glue after x amount of hrs. Yep, that's a Wyclef Jean CD that ninjatiosly dodged the Curacao river.

Nothing expensive broken, not even my 2 weeks old glasses that I found underneath it all. They didn't even have a scratch and believe me, I was searching for them.

ville_j · Post by **ville_j** » 4 Jul 2010, 11:57

Haha nice

This reminds me of one thing that happened to me: I was at my friends place, sitting on a sofa. Suddenly a shelf full of plates and cups falls from the wall, just above the sofa where I was. It bounced a bit from the back of the sofa. Of course at this point some of the plates and cups went in to pieces. Then it started to fall on me. Some broken glass was pouring on me but I managed to catch the shelf with my hand. I was sitting on the sofa, my other hand was leaning on the ground and the other one was keeping the shelf not falling on me. Ofc first I was quite shocked but then I just started to laugh because nothing bad happened. Then my friend came and helped me out of that quite uncomfortable position. It was quite scaring because I've slept on that sofa many times, who knows what would have happened if it had fallen when I wouldn't had been able to "protect" myself. Here is a little comic strip of the events, maybe I got little carried away...

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 4 Jul 2010, 18:45

cool story

One time I was able to catch an important paper that had just escaped from my mom's hands because of a gust of wind. We were very close to water and there was a little metal fence, railing? anyway, 3 ft high metal thing to protect from falling. So the paper went there of course, and I jumped, one hand on the fence, one hand catching the paper a good distance away already (was barely able to catch it with my arm stretched and half of my body over the water) and then made a quick 180 so I wouldn't fall head first, feet landed right on the border under the fence, one hand still holding the paper and the other one the fence. My mom said "Never do that again." Moral: I was pretty ninja when I was younger.

Lee · Post by **Lee** » 5 Jul 2010, 05:27

Ville_J wrote:Here is a little comic strip of the events, maybe I got little carried away...

get a deviantart account

ville_j · Post by **ville_j** » 5 Jul 2010, 06:06

Well my drawing is quite random now-a-days but maybe I will, maybe I will..

abruzzi · Post by **abruzzi** » 6 Jul 2010, 02:30

when you burn a scarf stolen from a fan of a hated team

and you do too much gasoline

the scarf is so angry and want you burnt too!!!

but we proudly managed to survive

and the effect was worth it

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 6 Jul 2010, 02:31

Today I learned that Legia Warszawa has a very ugly scarf.

NoZKeY · Post by **NoZKeY** » 7 Jul 2010, 02:48

I learned that im one of the worst spammers at belma.
Not thinking about changing that...

I learned that i suck at Calculus I
No wait.. i knew that

I learned that i will never be able to quit elma, even if manage to hack moposite, zworqys site, and every site with the belma files and i delete my belma folder, i will also manage and find a way to get belma.rar from mila or someone... and play again.

I learned that i dont need a team and i dont want to has one never

I learned that i dont like my life
i knew that too

I learned that this post is useless, as every post in this thread, as every thread in this board, as every board in this site, as every site in the scene.

I learned that i didnt learn anything useful.

You learned that i didnt learn anything useful.

John · Post by **John** » 9 Jul 2010, 03:04

I learned where one insanely nice trialspot is located and how to get there. Not only does it offer great terrain but it's on top of a mountain and without trees, so I get a great view over most of Luleå. Guess I'll spend a lot of time there as soon as I get my bike, my helmet and my gloves. Only downside is that it's quite desolate so if I fall badly it's not good ;x

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 15 Jul 2010, 21:10

John wrote:That 3 shelves stuck to the wall with just 8 screws in total come to life when owner is at work. Movies, books, bottles (some broken) everywhere.

Yep, that's my bed. Luckily I wasn't sleeping at the time.
Yep, that's Blue Curacao stuck like glue after x amount of hrs. Yep, that's a Wyclef Jean CD that ninjatiosly dodged the Curacao river.

Nothing expensive broken, not even my 2 weeks old glasses that I found underneath it all. They didn't even have a scratch and believe me, I was searching for them.

first photo is epic

DD nice way of keeping things in place Johnyman ;p

John · Post by **John** » 15 Jul 2010, 23:52

Shelves belong to the apartment with the rest of the furniture. I wasn't the one putting them up on the wall :( I still find blue spots once in a while even though they fell down almost 2 weeks ago.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 16 Jul 2010, 00:21

I learned that it is really hot in San Francisco =oo

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 16 Jul 2010, 00:34

been in california last week, yes it sax

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 16 Jul 2010, 03:14

with humidex (felt temperature because of humidity) we reached some 45 or something here. In Canada, I must say it's pretty rare. Washington had some 38 no humidity included, so was probably 45-49 there. But, those days, I was playing Marco Polo in the swimming pool

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 27 Jul 2010, 17:40

Nothing much!

John · Post by **John** » 22 Aug 2010, 13:11

The use, ownership and sale of skateboards were forbidden in Norway, during the period between 1978 and 1989.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 22 Aug 2010, 16:23

Heavy drinking gives you heavy hangovers.

pawq · Post by **pawq** » 22 Aug 2010, 19:24

Xiphias wrote:Heavy drinking gives you heavy hangovers.

basik physical law o/

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 22 Aug 2010, 19:42

Putting on a Toronto Maple Leafs shirt is NOT to be considered anywhere near Montreal.

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 22 Aug 2010, 19:49

I learned that my school started on last thursday. I thought it was this monday. Oh well

Polarix · Post by **Polarix** » 22 Aug 2010, 19:52

hahaha lousku

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 22 Aug 2010, 20:43

Expect an angsty post in some angsty topic in ~2 months

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 22 Aug 2010, 21:19

aw...

i feel sorry for you

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 24 Aug 2010, 20:53

A little off-topic but I felt it was a good topic to write this in.

I had 24 hours of classes per week this session but from now on I've got 19. Here's why:

I failed Calculus 2. I failed it and I felt so nab, got like 58 (60 needed) because of fucking stupid mistakes and not learning the things I had to learn by heart, like the sin-cos-tan fucktarderies. So this session I have to do it again. Today was my first class, 3-hour long bullshit and crying in boredom. I asked my teacher, 30 minutes into the class, "Do you take count of classes we miss so people who missed more than 20% of the classes fail (it's a rule at my college)?" He said no. Bye bye, people laughed at my audacity and I left. So I have 2 hours on Monday, 2 hours on Tuesday, 3 hours on Wednesday, 7 hours on Tuesday, 5 hours on Friday. Ez session will be ez.

That was one cool moment in my life. Saying "because right now I really feel like I'm losing my time. It's not in disrespect to you or anything, I just don't need to be here." And leaving the class peacefully while everyone was looking at me saying "omg he's crazy"

Pab · Post by **Pab** » 25 Aug 2010, 08:42

i go sleep, very late

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 26 Aug 2010, 01:45

islam isnt a country

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 26 Aug 2010, 01:46

learned that mawane is a troll

niN · Post by **niN** » 26 Aug 2010, 06:22

I am studying outdoor guidance here in kruunupyy, and yesterday I learned how to do an eskimo roll

I was megahappy! Also learned lotsa other cajaking stuff.

John · Post by **John** » 30 Aug 2010, 02:04

LousQ wrote:I learned that my school started on last thursday. I thought it was this monday. Oh well :-D

Not as bad as yours but I learned today that my school starts today and not tuesday. Better get some sleep

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 30 Aug 2010, 12:36

Mawane wrote:aw...
i feel sorry for you

Thanks for sympathy

It wasn't that bad, though. The first days were mostly introduction stuff (first year in the school), so I just went early and got all the info I needed from some office.

Almost on topic: I learned that one of my new classmates has tried Belma.

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 30 Aug 2010, 20:21

I learned lots today. I am organising the introduction camp for the new students of musicology here, doing most of the paperwork and stuff, so I learned that there's an almost all-time high of students participating (since the around the 80's). I also found out that my blood pressure was a bit higher than usual, while giving blood. Nothing to worry about though.

I read a bit in this book by Russo, about jazz composition and orchestration; he has a wholly different understanding of consonances and dissonances in chords, going as far as to say that a major ninth is a consonance. All he finds dissonant are any occurences of minor seconds, major sevenths and tritones, in any register. A fourth on the bass is anything but a dissonance in his view.

Most importantly was the fact that revealed that my housemates aren't good in taking orders. We just moved in a new place and all they did this weekend was watch how the boxes with stuff would magically disappear and how the cupboards would automatically clean themselves up.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 23 Sep 2010, 14:34

I learned this night that it is actually possible to jizz in your pants

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 23 Sep 2010, 14:52

Bismuth wrote:I learned this night that it is actually possible to jizz in your pants

loooool fail

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 23 Sep 2010, 18:23

I do have a reason though, I'll explain later though, I have to go now. But still, I really felt like "wtf I didn't think this could really happen"

edit: wtf I'm so not gonna tell this, but maybe I'll pm you or something

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 23 Sep 2010, 20:13

So... Bismuth PM's Xiphias about jizzing in his pants.

Very nice.

Kortsu · Post by **Kortsu** » 23 Sep 2010, 20:16

You have to masturbate more obv.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 23 Sep 2010, 22:06

ok well I was doing an action with a half-naked girl that had pretty much the same result on this part of my body as masturbation or sex, and after a while, even with clothes on, I jizzed. It was a bit like if you somehow masturbate through your clothes, chances are you can still come at some point. No?

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 23 Sep 2010, 23:34

ahhh.. that's why you asked about hte story? xD I just read this topic now

Not sure what you just said, but I guess you are talking about pre-ejaculate. It is standard but I dunno how common it is to cum just by foreplay. Or was this all a dream? If that is the case.. man.. learn to empty your balls!

Lousku · Post by **Lousku** » 23 Sep 2010, 23:44

Yeah, right. In reality Bismuth did this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhvYgfZyW8

This conversation needs to stop.

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 24 Sep 2010, 00:19

Xiphias wrote:ahhh.. that's why you asked about hte story? xD I just read this topic now

Not sure what you just said, but I guess you are talking about pre-ejaculate. It is standard but I dunno how common it is to cum just by foreplay. Or was this all a dream? If that is the case.. man.. learn to empty your balls!

should have emptied just before I guess, had emptied them two days before

anyway, the experience was still pretty cool

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 24 Sep 2010, 09:32

LousQ wrote:[...] This conversation needs to stop.

what's wrong with this manly talk?

John · Post by **John** » 9 Nov 2010, 01:05

During the construction of Khufu's pyramid they successfully performed a brain surgery on one of the workers in order to remove a brain tumour. The worker lived for another 2 years.

In 1837 explorers used explosives to gain access to the top of the tomb chamber.

The Great Pyramid of Khufu was built with a rate of adding one stone every 2-3 minutes.

Thank you Discovery o/

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 9 Nov 2010, 02:07

Dame, Discovery is awesome. Well, at least it was until they started adding mangofakc series like those tattoo ones and whatnot.

John · Post by **John** » 9 Nov 2010, 13:35

The difficulties in Rock Band 3 are all fukked up. The difficult songs are easy while the easy ones are sometimes rather difficult.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 9 Nov 2010, 15:58

Sometimes they make the easy songs so easy that you lose all sense of rhythm.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 10 Nov 2010, 03:18

jandals and cycling and trying to beat traffic, do NOT mix

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 21 Nov 2010, 04:03

If there are six billion people in the world... (NSFW)
...and half of those are female, and half of those are in an age group most likely to masturbate, that leaves some 1.5 billion masturbating gals out there! If the average woman masturbates twice a week (a conservative number), we're looking at around three billion orgasms each and every week! Dividing the number of seconds in a week by three billion leaves 4,313 female orgasms per second - and those are only orgasms achieved through masturbation. That's a lot of jillin' off!!

Bismuth · Post by **Bismuth** » 21 Nov 2010, 20:21

I learned that NSFW could also mean "NSFWYFIRNY" (not safe for when your father is right next to you)

Mawane · Post by **Mawane** » 22 Nov 2010, 19:13

can't save replays in Internal 55

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 22 Nov 2010, 21:26

old o,o