joke mutations

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Dec 2007, 14:13

so the idea is you have to mutate the joke so it might be funnier or lamer.

eg.
A.K.B. writes:
(normal question to a joke) Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sla writes:
(retarded mutation answer) A. BECAUSE akB IS A FUCING WANKRE WITH NO LIEF HAHAh!!

Q. Why did the bar of soap fall into my asshole?

sierra writes:
A. Because you are a respectable member of the scene and I enjoy your humble but incredibly enlightening presence.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing?

hev fun.

to start:

Q. What do you do when you see a new zealander with half their face exploded?

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 21 Dec 2007, 14:15

change avatar or bane

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 21 Dec 2007, 14:25

berhabdul wrote:change avatar or bane

A. I did you fucking retard!

Q. What did the ear say to the other ear?

Staar · Post by **Staar** » 21 Dec 2007, 16:11

A. I can hear u

Q. Why did you answer?

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 21 Dec 2007, 22:37

A: i like me banana

Q: you too?

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 22 Dec 2007, 01:12

wade me have coffe? when you banana it? who?

yes?

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 22 Dec 2007, 03:20

ofcoarse

why did i get an graphix tablet on my desk?

berhabdul · Post by **berhabdul** » 22 Dec 2007, 04:02

Q: AKB?

A: nah, worst guess evar ;X

sierra · Post by **sierra** » 23 Dec 2007, 02:21

I've heard some bad ideas in my time.

I've heard of people getting tattoos of penguins on their face. I've heard of people starting each day by consuming a pint of their own urine. I've heard of people taking out six-figure loans to go gambling in Las Vegas. I've heard of people setting fire to their ex-girlfriend's house after drinking an entire bottle of whiskey. I've seen people smoking ecstasy pills through a bong, doing backflips off balconies into swimming pools and starting fights with renowned cage fighters. I've read Mein Kampf, and even some of the Bible. But this...

This idea..

Is not quite as bad as some of those.

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 23 Dec 2007, 06:56

A. Mein Kampf is sux isn't it?

Q. lauta?

Palme · Post by **Palme** » 23 Dec 2007, 13:44

A.K.B. wrote:Mein Kampf is sux isn't it?

Yes it is, but actually the style is great.

jaytea · Post by **jaytea** » 23 Dec 2007, 15:25

AKB why the fuck is my nick in your signature

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 23 Dec 2007, 15:32

because apparently you're going to wrote something.

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 23 Dec 2007, 15:43

jaytea wrote:AKB why the fuck is my nick in your signature

same reason zworky is in tj's

Lauta Love <3

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 23 Dec 2007, 16:59

nooo.. you shouldn't have made that public..

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 23 Dec 2007, 17:25

i think we all understood whade was going on..

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 24 Dec 2007, 01:45

SssHSsSSHsH don't wrote it here.