evidence of elma being under water

[ribot]

Fellow maniacs,
it has come to my notion, hereinafter, that elasto mania game is one bike under water-game.

• Take notice how slow the bike axxually moves. The gravity acceleration and suspension clearly show that the bike is under water.
• The volt. Try to make a volt by waving your arms in thin air. It's impossible to get any momentum like that. But elma dude is under water, so he is doing swimming strokes.
• Apples in thin air you say? It is clear that the apples are virtual, as they disappear when you are about to touch them. You don't actually touch the apple, because it would affect the movement of the bike.
• Gravity you ask? In fact the elma level is inside a big tank, and it is simply turned around when a gravity apple is "taken".
• Lastly, you would see blue and waves and shit. No. When you are diving under water, do you see the water? Water is blue and wavy at the surface, not when you are cycloping under it.

[jonsykkel]

why is the air resistance zero and why does the wheel bearings have zero friction then?
angular and linear velocity of both wheels and bike would decrease quickly in freefall if it was underwater.
the arm movements are explained by a limitation of computer screens and human eyes/brains. he is actually doing millions of sequential airswimstrokes but it appears as if he is only doing one (much like the effect seen in rapidly rotating car tyres).
elma is not underwater its on the moon

[Pingywings]

where do grass and trees apear on the moon
fake and gay

[analcactus]

it am russia

[goofu]

Fellow maniacs, ...

LE IMPOSSI>BLE!
#YOLO
#Virgin4ever
#ELMA4Ever
#XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#XD

[pawq]

why is the air resistance zero

because there is no air!!!
very nice finding ribot))) secrets of elma gradually revealed (remember hands?), soon we'll redefine the meaning of life


ps. goofu, i seriously hope it's the first and only post of this kind ~.~

[gimp]

good lgr idea

[pawq]

old?

[A.K.B.]

Ribot! So great to see that you are contributing so much wealth of information to the scene still. After all these years your ideas are still fresh and exciting - breathing life into the asshole of lauta! I axxually respect this post.

[ribot]

axxually grass and trees grow under water...ppl are so uneducated these days...

and one other thing, consider all the hallucinations elma guy experiences being under water all the time (because of lack of oxygen). that's why you can remove "high" gfx, ie they are just hallucinations. when you touch those things nothing happens, they are only visual hallucinations.

and to jon who was trolling pretending to know stuff about physics, you made no sense at all. why don't you go and learn some real programming >|