Nonviolent story

[ribot]

So this is a challenge to you guys. We've had many story topics, but this one has only the rule to be without violence. I know some of you instantly think you will write the most violent thing you can think of. It's just not original at all.

So...
once upon a time... in Miranda (hyperdimensional lands)...

[Tigro]

...a young guy named Zihot went to a/an...

[Lousku]

trance from hearing the words of

[8-ball]

a sentient being spanning an entire universe who said telepathically:

[Tigro]

"You are the chosen one!"

[ribot]

But,

[Bjenn]

Zihot's sidekick Spooder, a female mutant anteater and Zihot's favourite..

[Lousku]

organism fetched a bucket of water and poured it onto her friend's head in an entirely nonviolent manner

[anpdad]

.The end.

[insane guy]

.. of chapter one. When Spooder was dried up

[Lousku]

of the accidental splashes, Zihot still wasn't, because although Spooder's watering aim was terrible, most of the water did find its way onto Zihot. But he certainly wasn't in a trance anymore.

[Bjenn]

The dawn has started its cycle in Miranda, and all

[Labs]

niggers started to dance

[Lousku]

celebrating the choosing of the one

[8-ball]

who shall fill the prophecy of

[Tigro]

bringing peace and balance to the universe.

[Bjenn]

Under these litteraly dark times Zihot thought to himself:

[Labs]

- why im the chosen one?
- what im supposed to do now?

To get more informations, he had to go to his old friend "Penys", who did...

[Bjenn]

have no clue what so ever what he was talking about, so Penys rejected him like a boss and Zihot felt the need, as the young man he was, to

[ribot]

be rejected as a boss. Yet he in no way questioned why he was the one, because

[Lousku]

let's be honest - who else would it be?

[Polarix]

And that is the end of chapter 2.

[ville_j]

Chapter 3 — Penys

It was a cold and rainy morning. Penys was on her way to the London subway, wearing the exact same clothes she was wearing yesterday at the office. Penys didn't like the idea of her co-workers noticing this, but she simply didn't have time to visit home to change her clothes before work. She was already late and an important meeting would start in 23 minutes. A thought crossed her mind though — she would make a quick stop at the Burberry store to get a different colored shirt which would distract the co-workers.

Penys entered the Burberry store with an intention to grab the first cheap and not-so-horrible-looking shirt and get going. Lucky for her, the store had the spring sales going on with numerous shelves full of clothes labeled with 50 or even 70 percent discounts. Penys was size 14, which is quite average in the UK. She knew that most of the shirts of her size would be gone already, but if she was lucky she might find a suitable one. Penys had a distant overview of the shelves and and after that decided to head on to the one with bright colored long-sleeved cotton shirts. Penys dug through a few piles of navy blue shirts and managed to find a shirt of her size. With no further thinking she grabbed the shirt and walked down to the cashier.

"Hello! A nice shirt you found it seems," an overly happy face and voice combination greeted. The cashier was a young blond haired girl with a subtle makeup, a person who could as well work as a personal trainer in a gym where Penys used to go a few years ago.

"Ye-yes," Penys responded, thinking that the shirt wasn't actually that nice. For a second she thought she would explain her reasons to the cashier, but she quickly denied that possibility.

"Anything else?" the cashier asked, again with a huge smile on her face.

"No thank you"

"In that case--"

The cashier didn't get to finish her sentence before Penys noticed she couldn't find her wallet. How could this happen to her she wondered. She was always so careful about everything.

"Oh, I'm sorry," Penys interrupted, "I don't seem to have my wallet... I don't understand.."

As Penys was going through her pockets to desperately find what's missing, she happened to check her mobile phone and noticed she had an unread SMS. Penys tapped on the icon to read the message.

"Do not tell Zihot who he really is."
Sender unknown.

[Labs]

Penys instantly deleted the message and ran out of shop with the new clothes.
The security gay did try to catch her but then he just stopped cos he knew, he doesnt get enough cash for the job he doing.
So Penys now had some happiness about the new clothes and she instantly wanted more values cos of the feeling of steal.
So she did go into another shop with the hope that she wont be catched.