Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
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Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
It's the most pressing question on anybody's mind - am I a nolif0r? Dare I honour myself with this elite title? Or do I still need more work? This quiz should clear shit up. The numbers in brackets are the points for an answer. Add up your points and check out how co0l you are according to the target times at the bottom.
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1. You have been playing Elma/Across for:
- less than 6 months (1)
- about a year (2)
- over 2 years (3)
- five years or more (4)
2. You use IRC mainly for:
- what is IRC? (1)
- file sharing (2)
- battling, acrossing (3)
- #ranks (4)
3. You go to parties:
- at least once a week (1)
- at least once a month (2)
- once every 3 months (3)
- this question does not make sense (4)
4. You masturbate:
- not very often, i have sex instead (1)
- once or twice in a week (2)
- once daily (3)
- several times a day (4)
5. Of these sports, you prefer:
- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)
6. You have been to:
- no elma meetings or LAN parties (1)
- one elma meeting (2)
- three elma meetings or more (3)
- i can't answer this question because some n00b is about to frag me and my latency is two points too high (4)
7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:
- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
8. You use mopolauta mainly to:
- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)
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Okiz then add the scores and see how you did:
10 points or less - Bad luck, it seems you probably actually have kind of a life
11-18 points - Still quite n00b, you need to cut down on your socializing ffs
19-27 points - Impressive; you are well on your way to eternal misery
28-32 points - OMG L33TOR! You are an extreme nolif0r. Max gratz o/
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1. You have been playing Elma/Across for:
- less than 6 months (1)
- about a year (2)
- over 2 years (3)
- five years or more (4)
2. You use IRC mainly for:
- what is IRC? (1)
- file sharing (2)
- battling, acrossing (3)
- #ranks (4)
3. You go to parties:
- at least once a week (1)
- at least once a month (2)
- once every 3 months (3)
- this question does not make sense (4)
4. You masturbate:
- not very often, i have sex instead (1)
- once or twice in a week (2)
- once daily (3)
- several times a day (4)
5. Of these sports, you prefer:
- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)
6. You have been to:
- no elma meetings or LAN parties (1)
- one elma meeting (2)
- three elma meetings or more (3)
- i can't answer this question because some n00b is about to frag me and my latency is two points too high (4)
7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:
- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
8. You use mopolauta mainly to:
- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)
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* battlebot changes topic to 'Battle[OFF] To start a battle /msg battlebot !help'
Okiz then add the scores and see how you did:
10 points or less - Bad luck, it seems you probably actually have kind of a life
11-18 points - Still quite n00b, you need to cut down on your socializing ffs
19-27 points - Impressive; you are well on your way to eternal misery
28-32 points - OMG L33TOR! You are an extreme nolif0r. Max gratz o/
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- The_BoneLESS
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16... i guess i got too much of a social life now, i'll go play the helicopter game for about 6 hours and now we'll talk
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The influence of the elma life.
Same 16 for me, well don't stop before 4500 points (just stay in the middle), if you die that means: n00bs need höyla, and they get it, right? I really should quit that forum now, or I will get more points.The_BoneLESS wrote:16... i guess i got too much of a social life now, i'll go play the helicopter game for about 6 hours and now we'll talk
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<jaytea> uh milk was invented in 1966
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<teh_mila> bah, fucked up nice labpro ride cause i almost fell of the chair:)
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Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
I really think that Brian and Chris should swap places... Chris is way cooler than Brian..sierra wrote:7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:
- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
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- The_BoneLESS
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Ok, you are right Good examplesierra wrote:come on........ Brian is witty, mature, down-to-earth
Chris is dumb and annoying. example:
Chris: Brown is the colour of poo!
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.
(actual quote)
But, how come would Peter be first on the list...?
example :
Peter ( to Lois ) : Hey Lois, ... Diarrhea !
Lois : Hahaha, stop it Peter !
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- jw
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Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
- Ky.Jelly
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Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
my new best freind, damn if we are the most social here, ez elma got teh issuesjw wrote:10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
[10:51:18] <skint0r> i could SACh see KyJelly working at ICA ;D
[10:51:37] <skint0r> "vad kostar denna?" "wtf ch0b0"
Thursday, March 2nd 2005, 0942 i was 3333 [4.43% of total / 3.25 posts per day]
[10:51:37] <skint0r> "vad kostar denna?" "wtf ch0b0"
Thursday, March 2nd 2005, 0942 i was 3333 [4.43% of total / 3.25 posts per day]
- jw
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Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
yes, but still all of them read this "non-elma related discussion"....Ky.Jelly wrote:my new best freind, damn if we are the most social here, ez elma got teh issuesjw wrote:10 points, without the family guy question, i never watched that stuff, so i think i will get between 11 and 14 points
Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
§. who goes to parties once a week? no one!
§. this question is wrang:
5. Of these sports, you prefer:
- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)
should have been:
1 soccer, tennis, body building, swimming; sports
2 across/elma
3 #ranks
4 winning tests like this
§. ok i dont get this; chris is clearly the l33test one of these. then going deeper into discussion, anyone could be the favorite.
7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:
- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
§. You use mopolauta mainly to:[/i]
- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)
haha
funney test, high quality shit. still there could be more factors of being nolif0rs, but today i have so much life that i dont have time to write it now.
§. this question is wrang:
5. Of these sports, you prefer:
- rugby, bodybuilding, powerlifting etc (1)
- soccer (2)
- tennis, golf etc (3)
- snooker (4)
should have been:
1 soccer, tennis, body building, swimming; sports
2 across/elma
3 #ranks
4 winning tests like this
§. ok i dont get this; chris is clearly the l33test one of these. then going deeper into discussion, anyone could be the favorite.
7. Your favourite Family Guy character is:
- Peter (1)
- Brian (2)
- Chris (3)
- Stewie (4)
§. You use mopolauta mainly to:[/i]
- read non-elma related section now and then (1)
- give witty, tasteful replies to topics (2)
- tell new elma times (3)
- spend half an hour making a questionnaire about nolif0rage (4)
haha
funney test, high quality shit. still there could be more factors of being nolif0rs, but today i have so much life that i dont have time to write it now.
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- jw
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Re: Are you a nolif0r? Find out here easily.
i do...ribot wrote:§. who goes to parties once a week? no one!