Elma Poems

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 4 Aug 2005, 01:04

Ok, let's see who can make some nice poems about elma stuffs...
I start...

HA backwards

Glimpse at the map
Already impressing
More than one lap
Hypnotising

Try axxu's style
Even more depressing
Open another lev file
So refreshing

Later on
Back on harvest
Died on third polygon
Just like the rest

Another solid run
Bounce at 34
Now the fun is gone
Have to make it or...

Keyboard back to dust
May it rest in peace
What's my deepest lust
Simply Tor's ease

Post by **SveinR** » 4 Aug 2005, 01:22

Hih, nice =)

There's also this section on Moposite, only one poem there: http://www.moposite.com/stuff_other.php

8-ball · Post by **8-ball** » 4 Aug 2005, 01:22

Nice poem

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 4 Aug 2005, 10:40

shitball

jonsterion · Post by **jonsterion** » 4 Aug 2005, 15:15

I donÂ´t like it sorry

And it is not a very good idea too maybe

ead · Post by **ead** » 4 Aug 2005, 18:30

nice poem

i geuss ill give it a shot..

A Noob's Elma Day
Another day, more time to play
those internals i hate, but i must do it anyway
my hoyling starts at 2 PM
because of lab pro, i went to bed late again
maybe ill make the bounce today
or just take the apple, die, and yell 'HEY!

'
maybe i should take a break
or just play some battles
my noob skillz hold me back like shackles :s
perhaps in a year, my new skillz will strike fear
in teh hearts of the greats
who's TT are around 38

ya pretty horrible but i aint a writer dude anyway

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 4 Aug 2005, 18:47

haha very funny one

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 4 Aug 2005, 22:56

Very tight ead... i have to make a better one

zworqy · Post by **zworqy** » 4 Aug 2005, 23:26

The_BoneLESS wrote:Very tight ead... i have to make a better one

Poem battle!

Cfilorvy · Post by **Cfilorvy** » 5 Aug 2005, 14:23

It's early in the morning, a bright new day.
I turn on the computer and start to play.
Food served by mum, pissing in a cup,
I'm elma-addicted and playing world cup.

Late in the evening, family goes to bed,
I'm still hÃ¶yling elma, dizzy in my head.
A perfect run, I act like a creep,
can finally return to bed, 3 days without sleep.

Just a shitty poem I wrote in 3 mins

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 5 Aug 2005, 14:26

Cfilorvy wrote: ...pissing in a cup,
...playing world cup.

max

Cfilorvy · Post by **Cfilorvy** » 5 Aug 2005, 17:08

Lukazz wrote:
Cfilorvy wrote: ...pissing in a cup,
...playing world cup.
max

Hahahah! Sach MAX bad

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 5 Aug 2005, 20:40

Vacation
Just got home.
Took a bath.
Saw a wrath.

Just turned it on.
Sat down on the chair.
There's a creepy feeling under my hair.

Didn't yet get past the point.
Didn't click the helmet until now.
When I do it, it will be "holy cow!"

Seriously, long time no see.
I'm losing my elma degree.

The_BoneLESS · Post by **The_BoneLESS** » 6 Aug 2005, 00:44

#balle

Open mIRC, get on the channel
I'm in the mood for another damn battle
Battle's [ON], omg, again a noob level
Would have prefered one made by Myrdhel

But the level doesn't matter, doesn't it ?
All that matters is the time i make in it
Will other eat me bit by bit
Or will i make like HaraldH and be the shiznit

Results in, I've finished second
At least, haven't been beaten by Raven
The replay isn't even under twenty-seven !
Within the next minutes, it'll get easily beaten

If it goes on like this, i'll never leave the room
Even on the day of doom
If i go on like this, i'll never get a job
Even when i'll be as old as iob

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 6 Aug 2005, 07:35

Hehee i'm in teh poem

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 7 Aug 2005, 19:08

since when is rhyming poetry? oh yeah, it's that world.

J-sim · Post by **J-sim** » 9 Aug 2005, 11:55

I didn't write a poem just heard a song I thought related to the fact that the world cup is ending now

Spiritualized - All of my thoughts:

Don’t know what to do by myself
’cause all of my time was with you
I just don’t know what to do on my own
All of my thoughts are of you
All of my thoughts are of you
Don’t know how to sleep on my own
’cause all of my dreams are of you
I just don’t know what to do on my own
All of my thoughts are of you
All of my thoughts are of you

Don’t know what to do by myself
’cause all of my time was with you
I just don’t know what to do on my own
All of my thoughts are of you

All of my thoughts are of you

PS. it's a fantastically good song aswell!

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 18 Mar 2006, 01:23

ribot wrote:since when is rhyming poetry? oh yeah, it's that world.

Since a couple of hundred years. Well, to be more specific, when a text rhymes it can be poetry. I do not dare to say that prose won't contain any rhyme.
Anyway, here goes.

dear jaytea
we all lived heer
happily in peaze
when suthenly you came teer
to bring us diseaze

yuo were teh sickor
yuo are a faking xiit0r
i cane hardly express ho mach
i was affected by sach

plz skicka all yuor excuses
and put your tiem to goad uses
go and divert
just go yuo pervert

Your turn.

Kopaka · Post by **Kopaka** » 18 Mar 2006, 17:59

dear tijsjoris
you might lead me on skintatious
but I own you big time in curvaceous
we meet at petsen this summer
I hope I won't make another bummer

you also lead me in total time
but I don't care a dime
I love your blog
but even more your cock

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 18 Mar 2006, 18:55

Oh my. I have my doubts for this summer.

simon_labroue · Post by **simon_labroue** » 18 Mar 2006, 19:09

why is it that "blog" and "cock" doesn't even rhyme?

niN · Post by **niN** » 18 Mar 2006, 19:40

Like Ribot said, It doesn't have to rhyme

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 18 Mar 2006, 19:45

It doesn't neccesarily have to rhyme indeed. I think blog and cock do sound nice anyway.

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 18 Mar 2006, 20:51

True that it doesn't have to rhyme... but if you look at the Poem it self... and watch for the last words in each line... they rhyme a bit... and usually.. if u do this it goes all the way trough

dear tijsjoris
you might lead me on skintatious
but I own you big time in curvaceous
we meet at petsen this summer
I hope I won't make another bummer

you also lead me in total time
but I don't care a dime
I love your blog
but even more your cock

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 18 Mar 2006, 20:59

Maybe it's statement. Or a figural punch in the face. Maybe kopaka just wanted to say cock.

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 18 Mar 2006, 21:02

blog and cock do rhyme... just a question of placing the pressure on the word a bit differently... many artists use this loop hole when writing songs... end of discussion

Xiphias · Post by **Xiphias** » 18 Mar 2006, 21:04

blog and cock do rhyme... just a question of placing the pressure on the word a bit differently

Depends on what accent u use.... danes have this mongo english accent..

petsen · Post by **petsen** » 18 Mar 2006, 21:08

its been done with multinational artist its been done with english artists, its been done with amerian artists...the artists native language doesnt have anything to do with it.. since its the english language thats being flex'd with...

many rappers do it in order to keep the flow right.. Both american Eminem does it, and the danish LOC does it... for example..

Raven · Post by **Raven** » 2 Nov 2007, 02:06

Come on, i want to read new elma-poems to my gf, pleease.!

ps. I don't think my gf would really appreciate if i just tell some elma-poem when we are having some romantic timz on the evening.. :/

ps2. You must write romantic elma-poem then!

Igge · Post by **Igge** » 2 Nov 2007, 13:16

Bowling
number 46

Long
and filled with trix

Brightness
strikes your eye

Bounce
and you will fly

Feeling
when playing

Smiling
when piping

Exciting
when bouncing

Emotional
above all
when you finally
win

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 2 Nov 2007, 16:59

With some editing you can make it in sync with that song 'mambo no.5'

Coc0k · Post by **Coc0k** » 2 Nov 2007, 23:41

Dead Moroz wrote:Врублю комп, включаю лев.
И даже хавки не поев
Я ща рекорды все побью,
Вот так вот Элму я люблю.

Опять он башней зацепил,
Тупая сволочь, млин, дебил
Щас я как клабу разобью
И тихо в универ пойду.

Но нет! Ничто сейчас не чуждо мне!
Когда две сотых до РэРэ )))
Я буду хойлить до поздна,
Пока во мне жива слюна!

И буду хойлить я всю ночь,
И все проблемы уйдут прочь.
И буду хойлить я всегда,
Пока не задерёт меня.

nice!

Lukazz · Post by **Lukazz** » 2 Nov 2007, 23:57

Coc0k wrote:
Dead Moroz wrote:Врублю комп, включаю лев.
И даже хавки не поев
Я ща рекорды все побью,
Вот так вот Элму я люблю.

Опять он башней зацепил,
Тупая сволочь, млин, дебил
Щас я как клабу разобью
И тихо в универ пойду.

Но нет! Ничто сейчас не чуждо мне!
Когда две сотых до РэРэ )))
Я буду хойлить до поздна,
Пока во мне жива слюна!

И буду хойлить я всю ночь,
И все проблемы уйдут прочь.
И буду хойлить я всегда,
Пока не задерёт меня.
nice!

it's actually very fuck you!

A.K.B. · Post by **A.K.B.** » 3 Nov 2007, 04:21

Though I am what is
Restless is what you become
Apple Harvest sax.