Who is the pollest penis

MP · Post by MP » 3 Jan 2003, 13:41

Actually this is kinda elma related, the bigger your fellow is the more self confident you are...also at hÃ¶yling

Avarage size is about 15cm, dont' be shy to tell even if it's under

Sick_Mambo · Post by **Sick_Mambo** » 3 Jan 2003, 13:51

This will have more views than cheating post

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 3 Jan 2003, 13:54

i am teh biggerest so far!
you guys are all pins PINS!

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 3 Jan 2003, 13:57

i sure hope that tt doesnt reflec size,
i feel sorry for dmd

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 3 Jan 2003, 14:01

LOL :]

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 3 Jan 2003, 14:01

Woo! I can brag about my wiener! Yeah!

m0nkeii · Post by **m0nkeii** » 3 Jan 2003, 14:32

what do you mean by cementary anyway?

edit: deleted most of the message. sorry if anyone was upset by what i wrote before

insane guy · Post by **insane guy** » 3 Jan 2003, 16:37

i wont take out my dick right now to see how lomg it is....
but not too average...hhehe
(my tt if i had completed all internals would be about 2 or more hours...so maybe 5 cm?

kenny · Post by **kenny** » 3 Jan 2003, 16:49

2 m0nkeii:
Legend sais that newborn Tsar Ivan Grozny had a pecker longer than normal ten years old boy have.
Have you any ancestors from Russia?

KryptoN · Post by **KryptoN** » 3 Jan 2003, 22:13

Damn... where's my ruler

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 3 Jan 2003, 23:51

i have microscoping penis, how could i with such small penis compete with great kuskis with such humungus penis?

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 4 Jan 2003, 10:10

americans have such big penis. ribot move to america and yuo is teh have big penis too.

Post by **Abula** » 4 Jan 2003, 14:36

Goverment lies the average lenght not to get (male) people depressed.

Africa people have the longest, then comes Europa, America and Australia, Asia takes the last place.

chux · Post by **chux** » 4 Jan 2003, 16:40

lol, looks like im quite average

I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true

Who measures in centimetres anyway??

Post by **SveinR** » 4 Jan 2003, 16:56

ChuckleS wrote: I hear japanese people have the smallest...not sure if thats true

It is, averagely anyway.

ChuckleS wrote: Who measures in centimetres anyway??

Everyone who doesn't measure in inches or something else

chux · Post by **chux** » 4 Jan 2003, 17:00

well that sure showed me!

kenny · Post by **kenny** » 6 Jan 2003, 00:30

Hmm... Most of us live in Europe, so does most of the kuskis in the world.

Antz · Post by **Antz** » 6 Jan 2003, 10:18

btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?

Post by **SveinR** » 6 Jan 2003, 12:37

Antz wrote:btw, isn't this discriminating? what about ronimocks?

Yes, let's make a "Who is teh deepest hole" post!!!!

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 6 Jan 2003, 15:51

hmmm CAN ABULA CHECK ON WHO HAVE VOTED WHAT?

PP

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 6 Jan 2003, 19:36

some one a little scared i think

Chris Penrose · Post by **Chris Penrose** » 7 Jan 2003, 16:58

I'll bet mopogirl is enjoying this topic very much.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 7 Jan 2003, 20:06

she probably voted on this as too what her ideal man would be.
thats why theres only one average cock amongst us

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 8 Jan 2003, 01:18

so how about an equal anus poll

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 8 Jan 2003, 07:16

16cmz, quite ideal size...can't hurt girls at least

I think that could hurt MopoGirl, she's only 13 u know

kenny · Post by **kenny** » 12 Jan 2003, 00:14

ribot wrote:so how about an equal anus poll

What do you mean?

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 12 Jan 2003, 00:21

who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 12 Jan 2003, 01:06

ribot wrote:who has the deepest anus or something (maybe biggest circumference), everyone can answer it then, not only guys

some peple cum up with some real sick shit
but about 9inch circumference and about 14 inch deep

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 12 Jan 2003, 01:10

who measured it?

chux · Post by **chux** » 12 Jan 2003, 01:50

damn, he couldnt have done that witha tape measure...hed have had to use a ruler! uuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhh!!!

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 12 Jan 2003, 05:31

Karlis wrote:who measured it?

teh cucumber man after he was in there

KD · Post by KD » 12 Jan 2003, 10:35

Oh man, you're all soo stupid

milagros · Post by **milagros** » 12 Jan 2003, 15:10

there should be some function how does the length depends on your tt
is it increasing or decreasing?

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Jan 2003, 20:28

tt / 4 + 3 = dick size

sorry to all those with good totals, but u see u just arnt getting out enough

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 13 Jan 2003, 22:45

That formula missed with 2,4 cm

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 13 Jan 2003, 22:48

well then you can expect a change

Xhomaz · Post by **Xhomaz** » 13 Jan 2003, 22:59

I really do hope not

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 14 Jan 2003, 15:13

that formula was correct on mine! conclusion: cos i dont improve total much in years

Post by **SveinR** » 14 Jan 2003, 18:56

BarTek wrote:just wondering:

size acording to "slak" penis or "erragaded" penis?

Erected.

Post by **SveinR** » 14 Jan 2003, 18:58

martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size

In inches I hope....

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Jan 2003, 19:56

SveinR wrote:
martin wrote:tt / 4 + 3 = dick size
In inches I hope....

no its in cm,

yea the formulas almost rite, i was out but .3 cm so tis awesome

Post by **SveinR** » 14 Jan 2003, 20:09

Well I was out 9-10 cm's.

Or do you mean (tt/4) + 3?
Cause I calculated with tt/(4+3)

Ok, with the first one I'm only 2 cm's out.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 14 Jan 2003, 20:15

tt / 4+3

58 / 4 + 3 = approx, 16-17
so it works, i dunno kno your total but one day it will be rite

KD · Post by KD » 15 Jan 2003, 20:26

I think it should be reversed, like 700/tt. It would be perfect for me

My tt is about 42.

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 15 Jan 2003, 22:30

sorry guys, after hours of intensive study it has been proventhat this formula is mostly full of shit, in the disclaimer i am covered for any lawsuits regarding the false of indication of what ur dick size may b

DCEM · Post by **DCEM** » 17 Jan 2003, 09:49

teheheh, this is the funniest topic in the lauta..

and rib : u'r anus poll is very political correct. as in unsexist =) that's nice
well, I voted 17cm in this poll, and I guess that's ok =)
and that formula, heah, then i'd have 10cm penis...41.30 TT / 4 = 10cm

this would add up to 13cm, but...that's not for real

Since this is a penis-topic, i feel that i'm staying in topic if I ask you to write down all the words you know for penis.
!!NOTE : Only English/American words are official!!
Here is my list :
1.Cock
2.prick
3.tool
4.johnson (from the movie Next Friday)
5.Stanley (from the movie The adventures of Ford Fairlaine)
6.All names you would like to giv'em
7.Mini-Me
8.Willie
9.dick
10.male genetalia
11.wiener
12.Poker (like in the adjective to POKE)
13.Trouser-Snake
14.Powerdrill
15.Jackhammer

that's all I could come up with now. cu all later, and hope you will continue the list!

Penis from \DC\EM

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Jan 2003, 10:25

-the beast
-little pete
-rod
-simulator
-the big kahuna
-boner (if this counts)
-it

chux · Post by **chux** » 17 Jan 2003, 16:53

Little man
The general (cant remember where i heard this, but i found it funny

)
Penis
willy
nob
...

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 17 Jan 2003, 17:44

john thomas
clit
sex particle
squid
kellog

Ky.Jelly · Post by **Ky.Jelly** » 17 Jan 2003, 20:30

ribot wrote: clit

correct me if im wrong but thats a woman thing not somthing you would call your weiner

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