Worst Jokes Ever
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Whats the difference between a frog?
Sorry, international error.
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A man walks into a bar. His name is Nekit and he can't speak English.
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A man walks into the same bar. His name is Witalo190 and he can't speak English. They fell in love o,o
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A man walks into a bar.
he walked.
he walked.
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Re: Worst Jokes Ever
This thread is the worst joke ever.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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I don't get these jokes.
And that wasn't a joke.
So did I get it or not o,o
And that wasn't a joke.
So did I get it or not o,o
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why dont take photography with flash?
coz Captain Cold gets jealous
sorry
coz Captain Cold gets jealous
sorry
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speaking of bad english jokes. i think it's supposed to go why don't you take a photograph with flash.
Man walks into the doctors turns to the doctor and says:
"I can't stand being 3 feet tall any longer!!!!"
Doctor replies, "Well you'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
Man walks into the doctors turns to the doctor and says:
"I can't stand being 3 feet tall any longer!!!!"
Doctor replies, "Well you'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
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That actually is quite funny, Memph, and it made me laugh.
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Is it really ok to make fun of others if you're a Christian? I know it's ok to kill others, but to make fun of them..?
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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A midget walks into a bar.
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I was simply helping him with his english by pointing it out and then showing him the correct way to say that sentence. Is it really ok to constantly lie on lauta religous or not? didn't think so but u seem to keep doing it. Have some standards plz.Igge wrote:Is it really ok to make fun of others if you're a Christian? I know it's ok to kill others, but to make fun of them..?
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A religious guy walks into a bar. He's an idiot and believes in fairy tales.
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why don't you take a photograph with flash?
coz Captian Cold gets jealous
now funny )))
coz Captian Cold gets jealous
now funny )))
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wrote:A religious guy walks into a bar. He's an idiot and believes in fairy tales.
i lefd a littel
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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Nekit.
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...is an alcohol and it's destroying his family.
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old and you failed it
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govnor
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here's another good one:
Rumour has it that the evolution theory started not with Charles Darwin but when Igge's two nuts "evolved" into one nut because he doesn't get with any girls, (jappe or xiph doesn't count) so nature doesn't require him to have 2. Instead of just realizing he is a mono nut noob, he trys to make it sound normal by calling it evolution.
I appologize if the joke offended anyone out there, other then Igge, with actually one nut.
Rumour has it that the evolution theory started not with Charles Darwin but when Igge's two nuts "evolved" into one nut because he doesn't get with any girls, (jappe or xiph doesn't count) so nature doesn't require him to have 2. Instead of just realizing he is a mono nut noob, he trys to make it sound normal by calling it evolution.
I appologize if the joke offended anyone out there, other then Igge, with actually one nut.
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Why did Einstein have the same questions on a test as the year before?
The answers were different.
The answers were different.
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igge has cashew nut?
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this one was actually epic =DKortsu wrote:Why did Einstein have the same questions on a test as the year before?
The answers were different.
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This topic is not meant for good jokes. This topic is meant for the worst jokes.Memphis wrote:here's another good one
Please take your off-topic nonsense elsewhere.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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Glad you enjoyed.Igge wrote: This topic is not meant for good jokes. This topic is meant for the worst jokes.
Please take your off-topic nonsense elsewhere.
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I'm just happy as long as I can be sure you're going to hell.
John: lol hittade ett popcorn i naveln
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
(19:52:06) (@Madnezz) The Golden Apple Award goes to.....
(19:52:36) (@Madnezz) ib9814.lev by igge!!!
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hmmm, this seems off topic unless it was a joke...Igge wrote:I'm just happy as long as I can be sure you're going to hell.
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Why did Memphis and Igge hold hands?
'Cause that's the only thing INFESTING NIGGER OFFTOPIC'ERS DO!
Please guys.. have your shit talk elsewhere. You are just going from topic to topic mongoing on each other. And please don't reply to this post. I won't answer again 'cause only way to stop is to ignore but I can't help myself from saying this. This is getting ridiculous, childish and annoying.
kthxbye
'Cause that's the only thing INFESTING NIGGER OFFTOPIC'ERS DO!
Please guys.. have your shit talk elsewhere. You are just going from topic to topic mongoing on each other. And please don't reply to this post. I won't answer again 'cause only way to stop is to ignore but I can't help myself from saying this. This is getting ridiculous, childish and annoying.
kthxbye
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who is the best here?
fuck u tell me !!!!11!!2ç43 dk
b ye laughtlaguthglaiuto ootwew iggexd
anyone there? nah wtf
fuck u tell me !!!!11!!2ç43 dk
b ye laughtlaguthglaiuto ootwew iggexd
anyone there? nah wtf
Re: Worst Jokes Ever
a man gets into a bar, he was negative
he fall mind f*cked and then he backed in no
he fall mind f*cked and then he backed in no
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What did the man do when he fell off a cliff?
He died.
He died.
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You look a lot like GeT_RiGhT from cs, the 2nd best player in the world (in fragbite's opinion)Ville_J wrote:I don't get these jokes.
And that wasn't a joke.
So did I get it or not o,o
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Why did Tarzan cross the road road back and forth again?
- he was searching for trees
- he was searching for trees
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why tha nigge killed iggeman ?
coz he is evil and nigge
coz he is evil and nigge
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What do you call an irishman with 4 legs, 11 eyes and 17 fingertips?
Drunk. He's irish.
Drunk. He's irish.
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Man gets hit by lightening.
Shocking.
Shocking.
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How do you salute royal Chris?
- Your hiness
- Your hiness
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THE BLAK MASK WENT TO THE SAUSAGEKIOSK. THE CELLER ASKERED DO WE PUT ALL SPICES AND BLAKCMASK SAYED NO
!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))
!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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one joke i cant stand is something comedians always do:
so i had a dream where i did <mundane everyday thing> and <outrageous thing>.. thats ridiculous.. i'd never do <mundane everyday thing> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TIMES MY HANDJOB
it wasnt even funny the first time, but so many comedians seem to whip it out like its some fresh new joke
so i had a dream where i did <mundane everyday thing> and <outrageous thing>.. thats ridiculous.. i'd never do <mundane everyday thing> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TIMES MY HANDJOB
it wasnt even funny the first time, but so many comedians seem to whip it out like its some fresh new joke
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so i had a dream where i was standing in the shower with a tree up my ass. that's ridiculous, i never shower! hahahandjob
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
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Grandma is walking on the street, when she suddenly falls into the sewer. She utters: "I don't mind, I have another guitar."
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congratulations you are now the 5th best comedian of all timeLousku wrote:so i had a dream where i was standing in the shower with a tree up my ass. that's ridiculous, i never shower! hahahandjob
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You do realize that there are literally only two jokes in the world right? There's the one you said (build expectation, then break it). And then there's puns.Pingywings wrote:one joke i cant stand is something comedians always do:
so i had a dream where i did <mundane everyday thing> and <outrageous thing>.. thats ridiculous.. i'd never do <mundane everyday thing> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT TIMES MY HANDJOB
it wasnt even funny the first time, but so many comedians seem to whip it out like its some fresh new joke
Also:
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
<veezay> antti also gonna get stabbed later this month
<nick-o-matic> niec
<nick-o-matic> niec
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Dued. This was #across
[18.12.][20:40] <lousk> anyway "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -Mitch Hedberg
[18.12.][20:40] <lousk> anyway "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." -Mitch Hedberg
then again i don't know anything
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?
maybe easier not to think abouut alöl things thought than not things thought ... or something..=?