Whats up with the helmet?

Zelmer · Post by **Zelmer** » 19 May 2004, 20:15

Why does "Kuski" have a helmet?
As far as i can see it must be a very cheap one becuse it breaks in one hit.
Why cant the helmet take a few hits? Why is it there? Why?
Is this some kind of conspiracy?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 May 2004, 20:26

I think he's had a bad hairday since he was born.

Zelmer · Post by **Zelmer** » 19 May 2004, 20:39

Hmmm, i think the conspiracy goes deeper then that...

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 May 2004, 20:44

He has NO hair?!

Zelmer · Post by **Zelmer** » 19 May 2004, 20:48

Perhaps, but why dosent he?
Some kind of accident? Was he born in a labratory?
Is he an alien?

teajay · Post by **teajay** » 19 May 2004, 20:55

(in a computer.

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No fuck off with this shitdiscussion and just join #across!

Karlis · Post by **Karlis** » 19 May 2004, 23:27

well omg, he would die without helmet and then you wouldnt be able to "try again"

magicman · Post by **magicman** » 20 May 2004, 00:12

OMG Karlis has the answear to everything :] good one this time too

ribot · Post by **ribot** » 20 May 2004, 10:29

the deal is, elma boy was born without a skull. the helmet is there instead of his skeleton cover. therefore every time it's touched his brain resets, and he has to restart his dream of the apples and flower mushroom...

chux · Post by **chux** » 20 May 2004, 16:34

Ooh, my theory was simalar to this!
Maybe one day he rode without his helmet and hit his head while doing a pipe or something, and now he needs it to shield his head from smaller things like apples, but he still knocks himself out if he hits a wall...

devin · Post by **devin** » 20 May 2004, 21:21

im more interested in the reason why he takes his hands off everytime you do a volt wtf man

Juski · Post by **Juski** » 20 May 2004, 21:25

If he didnt the even bigger question would appear: Why does the bike just suddenly begin to rotate without he doing anything.