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upside down
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in his freefall
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secret area
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called wide rectum
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(tomorrow is school!)
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Yelled his mom from the door
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and gave him a sweet kiss
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on his arse
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it tasted like
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summerlove in the
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local brothel
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named
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after the swedish
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bikini team
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He died instantly!
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(well thats put an end to that!)
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But Buffy came
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And killed...his mum!
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fucked the corpse
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in the arse
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and farted extreme loudly
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'waking the entire county
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including ciphs mom
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and causing ruptures
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on a fat
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uh where is mine?
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that doesnt fit in the story
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I said hate... but the girl reacted differently... she located Love... and we flew... Don´t know for how long... but afterwrds it was all messy. And the police came... She didn´t belive me. So I thought the copmmen could explain. She was not there anymore and the cops are ate HaschBrownies, but I reacted wrong and they said: NO! You can not go to this school... the tiolet over there is better. But paper is not for free though. Buy here only $9:95.
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Nice conclusion

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Chapter II

it was dark and stormy night....
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when little johnny
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made his first bounce
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on lab pro
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and was getting wr
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but forgot to save rec
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He got annoyed and broke his keyboard...right in half
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but it wasn't keyboard, it was his penis
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then he looked again
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and saw a nude women
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and wondered, why in the hell all the stories end up on porn
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and then he realized nude womens are not porn
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so he kept staring at the nude women

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Then he thought "Nude women are more pornagraphic than anything else that's happened in this thread so far"
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He decided to take flat track WR
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with nitro patch
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but then abula
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merged it with every rec he has
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and screamed:
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OMG, a CHEATER!
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